Post Your Recipes!

[borgslayer]

If you know how to cook then share your ideas.

So my first recipe...

Medieval Bread

2/4 Water
2 Cups of Flour
1 or 2 Eggs

Shape the dough into an oval.

Bake for 15-25minutes in the oven and you got Medieval Bread. Crispy and Tasteless. (Add Margarine or Cheese for flavor.)

[Leo Wyatt]

This is weird it really does not have a name to it but my kids love it.


It is noodles with some stuff in it.


Boil noodles 10 minutes
pour water out
pour milk and sour cream
once simmer put ranch dressing in it.

[borgslayer]

Heres a tasty recipe

Crack open 2 eggs and make scrambled egg.

Now Add Rice, Green Onions, Mushrooms, Chopped Garlic, and Shrimp.

Cook everything and you fried rice

[Sam Kenobi]

Deviled Eggs

hard boil 10 eggs. take all the shells off, then cut each egg in half, longways. scoop out the yellow stuff on the inside and put it all in a bowl. then add mayo and mustard (and sweet relish ifd you reaally want), salt, and pepper to your discretion, mashing with a potato masher, until the filling has enough "zing". then refil each hardboiled eggwhite half with your filler and top with just a dust of Paprica.

[sabertooth1217]

Butter cookie Cake

1 � cups granulated suagar
3/4 cups melted butter
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
� teaspoon salt
1� cups flour
1 tablespoom granulaed sugar ( for garnish)

Preheat oven to 350. Grease and flour a 9-inch round pan.
blend sugar and melted butter.
beat in eggs
stir in vanilla extracrs.
add salt and flour and mix well.
spread batter into pan.
sprinkle with granulated sugar.
bake for 30 to 35 mins.

[Defiant]

Toast.

Get toaster, get bread.

Insert bread in toaster.

Pull down handle.

Wait for sound or for bread to pop up.

Consume.

[Shenzi_Khan]

Chocolate Butterscitch Squares


1 12oz package chocolate chips

1 can eagle brand milk

2 Tblsp butter

* Melt above 3 and blend together in microwave

1 cup of butter

2 1/4 cups of brown sugar

2 eggs

* Cream above 3 together

2 tsp vanilla

1 tsp salt

1/2 cup chopped walnut

1/2 cup coconut flakes

* Blend into butter and eggs


Spread 1/2 dough into 18X10 greased pan. Spread chocolate mixture on top. Dot and swirl remaining dough on top of cocolate layer. Bake at 350 F for 30-35 minutes. Cool and cut

[lionhead]

Mega Pizza:

bottom ingredients:

250 gram of pizza bottom mix
125 ml water
2 tablespoons olive oil
little bit of salt

put the pizza bottom mix in a bowl, add the water while mixing. add the salt. mix it untill it becomes sturdy. knead it by hand too feel if its wet enough, don't let it become too wet our its useless.
Grease a ovendish(whatever you use too bake a pizza in a oven) with olive oil, make sure every part is coverded.
Lay out the dough on the plat, equal on all sides.


Pizza ingredients:

1 small tin tomatosauce
1 smal tin of mixed vegetables (corn, green peas, paprika etc.)
1 tin sliced mushrooms
enough cheese for 2 layers
enough ham for 1 layer
a very little bit of Pesto


Cover the bottom of the pizza with tomato juice. then 1 layer of cheese and on top of that a layer of ham. On the ham put a little bit of pesto.
put on the mixed vegetables right on the ham, and if you want you can add other vegetables too it. Put the Sliced mushroom on top of it and over that a layer of cheese.

put the whole pizza in the oven on 200 degrees celsius for 30 minutes.


Probably the best pizza ever. I don't recommend eating it wih the hands though, its kinda hot and it will fall apart easily. If your mouth becomes very dry you have used too much pesto, if the bread falls apart it was too wet when you made a bottom of it. I say use a knife and fork.


Be carefull when you take the pizza out of the shape.

This is my mothers receipe. and i love it. enough for 2 people.

[Defiant]

Kool-Aid

Obtain kool aid package, and a pitcher, and some water.

Put sugar and kool aid in pitcher. Add water. Mix. Drink.

[Five - seveN]

I can think of one of those,

Water

Find tap
Obtain glass
Fill glass with water from tap
Drink
Enjoy

[Defiant]

I can whip up a pretty mean hot cocoa, and am pretty good at cheese and crackers. Also, peanut butter and jelly!

[lionhead]

[Sam Kenobi]

Uncle Ross' Best Manhatten

aquire one cocktail shaker and one good booze glass

first pput a bit of ice into your cocktail shaker... not a big cube, but just enough to cool down the alcohol some

add the following to cocktail shaker:
2 shots of good bourbon (not the cheap kind... good bourbon)
1/3-2/3 shot (depending on your tastes) of sweet vermooth
add a touch of bitters, also to your taste discretion

close cocktail shaker and shake. Once you feel the ice has melted enough into the alcohol, it should be ready.

Put a merichino cherry in your glass, and add the alcohol. Enjoy a good, hard Manhatten.

[Five - seveN]

[Sam Kenobi]

This one we just conjured up yesterday. Very good, mind you. Excellent.

Meatloaf a la Neelix
aka Tofu Cranberry Juice Pickle Applesauce Meatloaf a la Neelix

use one mixing bowl for all ingredients.

-1 half pound of ground beef already (accidently) browned in the microwave
-3 big spoonfuls of applesauce
-1/3 package of dried onions
-1/3 loaf of bread torn up into little pieces
-1 whole pickle, diced (use sweet or dill to your discretion... personally, I think sweet makes the better meatloaf, but dill is ok too)
-2 capfuls and 1 "splash" (tidal wave) of cranberry juice
-a few dashes of lemon juice
-a few dashes of NaCl (table salt)
-a few more dashes of Worchestishire sauce
-3/4 cup brown sugar
- and finally, 1/8 of a brickette of tofu, sliced or diced

put into the oven for an hour,minding you own cookbook's temperature recommendation. And voila. Some meatloaf a la Neelix.

[madlilnerd]

Pizza Bread- for students who can't afford pizza
You will need:
Bread
grated cheese
canned chopped tomatos or tomato puree
Method:
lightly Toast bread on one side (under grill)
turn over and put tomato on, followed by cheese
put back under grill
remove when cheese has melted and is lightly browned
eat, damm you! eat!

I timed myself and managed to make that in a Sky One break.

Grilled cheese sandwich- for people who play sims2
You will need:
bread
cheese
butter

Method
Make a cheese sandwich with lots of butter and cheese
poke small holes in the sides of the sandwhich to incourage meltiness
place under grill till ligthly browned or untill you can see the grease from the butter seeping through (or fry, if you have clean arteries)
turn over and put back under
take out and eat.
Note: really not suitable for people who are lactose intolerant

Tomato puree paris scape- for the saddo in us all
You will need:
A large tube of tomato puree
bread sticks
cheese twists
mini chedders
ritz crackers
a large plate
patience

Method
glue everything together with tomato puree and arrange on the plate
cheese twists and bread sticks for the eiffel tower
ritz crackers and cheese twists for the arch du triumph
everything for the louvre
mini chedders for the sad faces of mimes
assemble until you are happy
quickly take a photo
hide everything from your older sibling, who will tell you that your "a sad little retard" for making it in the first place.
Eat it. It's like a cheesy gingerbread house.
A fitting tribute to Paris, non?

[John Connor]

Milk

Get container from fridge
Take out glass
Pour into glass and put container away
Lastly ENJOY!

[Starbuck]

RAMEN NOODLE SOUP

acquire package of ramen noodle soup
follow directions on back of package
enjoy

[B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9]

Fried Egg Bagel
I love these.. they are THE BEST!!

~melt a small amount of butter in a pan and fry an egg (both sides), and don't forget to break the yoke

~Toast a bagel and then butter it

~ Once bagel is toasted and buttered, put a piece of cheese on it

~ Place fried egg on top of cheese and sprinkle with a little bit of salt

~place other 1/2 of bagle on top of the egg - and enjoy!!

Quick and easy, yet very yummy and good for you!

[borgslayer]

Spinach Pasta

Angel Hair Pasta
Spinach
Portabello Mushrooms
Garlic
Onions
Black Pepper
Salt
Butter
Oyster Sauce

Boil some water. Cut the Angel Hair Pasta into 3 pieces. Add to pot of boiling water for 10minutes.

Add 1 tablespoon of butter to saute pan. Melt Butter, add lots and lots of spinach.

Cut mushrooms into strips and add mushrooms.

Add small diced Garlic. Add a lot of garlic.

Add strips of Onions after.

Then add black pepper, salt, and oyster sauce.

Mix and cook for 5minutes.

Then drain the water out of the pasta and add the pasta to the saute pan. Mix all the ingriedients for 5 minutes.

Serve and Enjoy.

[madlilnerd]

sounds nice. I looooove spinach soooo much!!!! Yum yum yum!!!