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PostMon Oct 04, 2004 9:39 pm    

^Too funny! Great job! lol!


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PostTue Oct 05, 2004 2:24 am    

R2-D2: beep beep bleep bewwp boop bop bep boop beep. [Translation: Is there a reason why Master Luke couldn't drop us off in front of the Palace instead of 100 miles away?]

Threepio: I do say! He sure is a lazy son of a......

R2-D2: Beep boop doep. [Translation: Son of a Sith?]

Threepio: I had another word in mind but I guess that works....


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PostWed Oct 06, 2004 6:18 pm    

Sad Music Starts Playing
C3P0: Noone loves us, Artoo.
R2-D2:: Beep Boop Beep (Translation. Your right.)
Luke: Fine, fine! I'll give you two on oil bath!



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PostSun Oct 10, 2004 7:54 pm    

I have made a mistake again!
Our winner is once again Link, the Hero of Time!

Link, the Hero of Time wrote:

C3P0 and R2 together (R2's bleeps translated of course) - Follow the yellow sand road, follow the yellow sand road....

C3P0- Look R2, It's the emerald palace, we've made it!

R2 - Bleep beep be-be-bleep WEEP WE-Daleap! (translation: took us long enough, now I can gain a vocabulator and you can get some common sense!)

(In Star Wars a vocabulator lets droids speak.)



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PostSun Oct 10, 2004 7:56 pm    

This Week's Image is



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PostSun Oct 10, 2004 11:23 pm    

Imperial Captain: Lord Vader. here is the soda you requested.
Vader: Ah, yes. Thank you Captain.
Luke thinking to self: That was my soda. Why I oughtta...



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PostMon Oct 11, 2004 5:11 pm    

Imperial Commander: We found a Republican Rebel. He was armed only with this.
::Vader glimpses the Republican Rule Scroll::
Vader: Good work, Commander. Seek out his friends and bring them before me.
Imperial Commander: Yes, My Lord.
Vader: So, you have accepted the truth.
Luke: I have accepted the truth that you are John Edwards, a Liberal, and that the Liberals have gone to far.
Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me. Your new scroll. Indeed you are intelligent as John Kerry has forseen. You are now Kerry's.
Luke: Then John Edwards is truly dead.



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PostMon Oct 11, 2004 5:53 pm    

Imperial Commander: Sir, Are you Mr. George Bush?
Vader: Yes.
Imp. Commander: Is this your son George W. Bush.
Vader: What has he done now officer?
Luke: I didn't do anything dad, I just borrowed the keys to the Death Star.....
Vader: YOU WHAT?!?!
Imp Commader: Your son is in some serious trouble Mr. Bush. He Blew up two democratic planets and blamed it on Iraq saying they have WMD's.
Vader: That's foolish, everybody knows Iraq didn't have WMD's. *Waves hand* nothing happened, here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
Imp Commander: Nothing happened. Here's your son back, he didn't do anything.



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"A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

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PostWed Oct 13, 2004 3:37 pm    

Am I the only one trying to get away from the political stuff?


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PostWed Oct 13, 2004 3:55 pm    

That's actully my last politically motivated one. I just threw that one in there for Sh*ts and giggles.

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PostWed Oct 13, 2004 5:24 pm    

After the political season (the first week of November) this will likely all stop in this. In the meantime, let it go
By the way, although I hate it and disagree with it, yours is kind-of funny Link, like your other one. Kind of.



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PostTue Oct 19, 2004 6:20 pm    

Who won?


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PostTue Oct 19, 2004 9:43 pm    

I'm extending it.


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PostSun Oct 24, 2004 10:46 am    

Link, the Hero of Time wrote:
Imperial Commander: Sir, Are you Mr. George Bush?
Vader: Yes.
Imp. Commander: Is this your son George W. Bush.
Vader: What has he done now officer?
Luke: I didn't do anything dad, I just borrowed the keys to the Death Star.....
Vader: YOU WHAT?!?!
Imp Commader: Your son is in some serious trouble Mr. Bush. He Blew up two democratic planets and blamed it on Iraq saying they have WMD's.
Vader: That's foolish, everybody knows Iraq didn't have WMD's. *Waves hand* nothing happened, here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
Imp Commander: Nothing happened. Here's your son back, he didn't do anything.


Again, forgive me, but Link has won again. I hate it. I truly hate it. But it's very creative.



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PostSun Oct 24, 2004 10:52 am    

This week's image: Caption 10/24/04



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PostMon Oct 25, 2004 10:29 pm    

Anakin and Padme walk in.
Owen: Look, Beru! That is what we would look like in an alternate universe if I were Jedi and you were a Senator.
Beru: Wow. It's amazing.


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