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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
Joined: 26 Mar 2004 Posts: 14823 Location: Classified
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:39 pm |
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^Too funny! Great job! lol!
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"Rights are only as good as the willingness of some to exercise responsibility for those rights- Fmr. Colorado Senate Pres. John Andrews
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Founder Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 12755 Location: Gamma Quadrant
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:24 am |
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R2-D2: beep beep bleep bewwp boop bop bep boop beep. [Translation: Is there a reason why Master Luke couldn't drop us off in front of the Palace instead of 100 miles away?]
Threepio: I do say! He sure is a lazy son of a......
R2-D2: Beep boop doep. [Translation: Son of a Sith?]
Threepio: I had another word in mind but I guess that works....
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tomparis Stooge Three
Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:18 pm |
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Sad Music Starts Playing
C3P0: Noone loves us, Artoo.
R2-D2:: Beep Boop Beep (Translation. Your right.)
Luke: Fine, fine! I'll give you two on oil bath!
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tomparis: The artist formerly known as the "Forum Nerd."
99.9% sure I'm not a zombie.
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
Joined: 26 Mar 2004 Posts: 14823 Location: Classified
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Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:54 pm |
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I have made a mistake again!
Our winner is once again Link, the Hero of Time!
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C3P0 and R2 together (R2's bleeps translated of course) - Follow the yellow sand road, follow the yellow sand road....
C3P0- Look R2, It's the emerald palace, we've made it!
R2 - Bleep beep be-be-bleep WEEP WE-Daleap! (translation: took us long enough, now I can gain a vocabulator and you can get some common sense!)
(In Star Wars a vocabulator lets droids speak.)
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
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Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:56 pm |
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This Week's Image is
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tomparis Stooge Three
Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:23 pm |
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Imperial Captain: Lord Vader. here is the soda you requested.
Vader: Ah, yes. Thank you Captain.
Luke thinking to self: That was my soda. Why I oughtta...
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tomparis: The artist formerly known as the "Forum Nerd."
99.9% sure I'm not a zombie.
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
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Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:11 pm |
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Imperial Commander: We found a Republican Rebel. He was armed only with this.
::Vader glimpses the Republican Rule Scroll::
Vader: Good work, Commander. Seek out his friends and bring them before me.
Imperial Commander: Yes, My Lord.
Vader: So, you have accepted the truth.
Luke: I have accepted the truth that you are John Edwards, a Liberal, and that the Liberals have gone to far.
Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me. Your new scroll. Indeed you are intelligent as John Kerry has forseen. You are now Kerry's.
Luke: Then John Edwards is truly dead.
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Link, the Hero of Time Vice Admiral
Joined: 15 Sep 2001 Posts: 5581 Location: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
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Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:53 pm |
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Imperial Commander: Sir, Are you Mr. George Bush?
Vader: Yes.
Imp. Commander: Is this your son George W. Bush.
Vader: What has he done now officer?
Luke: I didn't do anything dad, I just borrowed the keys to the Death Star.....
Vader: YOU WHAT?!?!
Imp Commader: Your son is in some serious trouble Mr. Bush. He Blew up two democratic planets and blamed it on Iraq saying they have WMD's.
Vader: That's foolish, everybody knows Iraq didn't have WMD's. *Waves hand* nothing happened, here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
Imp Commander: Nothing happened. Here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
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"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." President Thomas Jefferson
"A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
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tomparis Stooge Three
Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:37 pm |
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Am I the only one trying to get away from the political stuff?
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99.9% sure I'm not a zombie.
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Link, the Hero of Time Vice Admiral
Joined: 15 Sep 2001 Posts: 5581 Location: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:55 pm |
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That's actully my last politically motivated one. I just threw that one in there for Sh*ts and giggles.
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:24 pm |
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After the political season (the first week of November) this will likely all stop in this. In the meantime, let it go
By the way, although I hate it and disagree with it, yours is kind-of funny Link, like your other one. Kind of.
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tomparis Stooge Three
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Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:20 pm |
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Who won?
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
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Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:43 pm |
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I'm extending it.
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
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Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:46 am |
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Link, the Hero of Time wrote: | Imperial Commander: Sir, Are you Mr. George Bush?
Vader: Yes.
Imp. Commander: Is this your son George W. Bush.
Vader: What has he done now officer?
Luke: I didn't do anything dad, I just borrowed the keys to the Death Star.....
Vader: YOU WHAT?!?!
Imp Commader: Your son is in some serious trouble Mr. Bush. He Blew up two democratic planets and blamed it on Iraq saying they have WMD's.
Vader: That's foolish, everybody knows Iraq didn't have WMD's. *Waves hand* nothing happened, here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
Imp Commander: Nothing happened. Here's your son back, he didn't do anything. |
Again, forgive me, but Link has won again. I hate it. I truly hate it. But it's very creative.
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Republican_Man STV's Premier Conservative
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Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:52 am |
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This week's image: Caption 10/24/04
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tomparis Stooge Three
Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:29 pm |
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Anakin and Padme walk in.
Owen: Look, Beru! That is what we would look like in an alternate universe if I were Jedi and you were a Senator.
Beru: Wow. It's amazing.
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