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Starfleet #327 Captain
Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 526 Location: Australia
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:09 am Voyager Caption Contest #9 |
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Yeah! I got my Season 2 DVD's, So now there is a whole new set of images for Captioning!
Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Valathous for his Caption:
(Sorry, It's a bit hard to read...)
I would also like to Congratulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible. If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.
Here is this Weeks image:
All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it.
Happy Captioning!!
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Visit my Website! The Badlands
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~Voyager Fanatic~ Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:42 am |
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Janeway: *Scans* That is Leonardo Divinci!
B'Elanna: What?!
Janeway: Nah, J/k
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o! Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 101 Location: In a cave.
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:45 am |
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B e'lana : are..you ok captain?
Janeway : *snaps out of trance* sorry, i was just kissing chak...I mean, I was working on scanning the dirt
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Sam Kenobi Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 10373 Location: The 'Verse
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:10 am |
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Janeway: Thomas, next time you take my truck out for a joy ride I expect it to be clean when you come back!
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Starfleet #327 Captain
Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 526 Location: Australia
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:14 am |
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Triam_Paris wrote: | Janeway: Thomas, next time you take my truck out for a joy ride I expect it to be clean when you come back! |
Hahahaha!! Good stuff!
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Valathous The Canadian, eh
Joined: 31 Aug 2002 Posts: 19074 Location: Centre Bell
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:45 am |
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Janeway: You mean to tell me you lost an ENTIRE truckload of targ manure?!
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Defiant Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:09 pm |
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Think of the guys we could pick up with this new set of wheels!
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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9 Ballet Babe
Joined: 20 Aug 2001 Posts: 3642 Location: DISNEY WORLD
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:10 pm |
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Flabbergasted by the ancient earth vehicle Voyager ran across in the Delta quadrant, Janeway breaks out singing the Twilight Zone theme song - *sings* "do do do do do do do do do do do do do.... C'mon B'Elanna join with me... do do do do do do do do..."
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"...I want so much more than they've got planned."*Belle Reprise* Beauty and the Beast
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Sarah Connor Rear Admiral
Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 3644 Location: Kentucky
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:26 pm |
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Janeway: X-Files! You have nothing against me!
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voyager123456789 Lieutenant
Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 175 Location: Alpha Quardrant
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:19 am |
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Janeway: "Hey look!Captain Picard!"
B'lanna: "What?"
Janeway: "Oh, it's just Neelix trying to dress up as a Human!"
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--Space, the place where all your imaginations can come true--
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Robsladey Commodore
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 1215 Location: Sickbay
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:51 am |
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"I don't care who you are, move this truck before filming begins"
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lionhead Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:53 am |
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Janeway: "And youre telling me that this was once the delta flyer?"
B'ellanna: "Its a pickup truck."
Janeway: "really, does it have warp capabilities?"
B'ellanna: "No."
Janeway: "well, then get it the hell of my ship."
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tomparis Stooge Three
Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:47 pm |
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*Janeway to Harry off-screen*: You mean you actually paid them to put the dirt in here???
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tomparis: The artist formerly known as the "Forum Nerd."
99.9% sure I'm not a zombie.
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Zippy Commodore
Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 1790 Location: i'm where i should be
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:56 pm |
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Janeway: (baby-talking) you're such dirty truck, arent you, yes you are. all we have to do is clean you up, dont we...yes we do.
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-zippy
Fun, Nice, Simple
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DemonClassY Commodore
Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 1986 Location: Pittsburgh, PA, U.S.A
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:13 am |
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JANEWAY: This chocolate is terrible, Neelix!
TORRES: Captain, it's not chocolate.
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First city to bring home the Lombardi Trophy and Lord Stanley in the same season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sevenofninenz Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Posts: 2441 Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:26 am |
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JANEWAY (to Neelix off camera): You traded the shuttle for a what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
My LJ
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Five - seveN Rear Admiral
Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 3567 Location: Shadow Moon
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:42 am |
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Janeway: umphhhh....
Torres: Gee, didnt know a truck can hit you in your stomach this hard...
Janeway: Neelix, what's that green slimy stuff on the side of this truck..?
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Five - seveN Rear Admiral
Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 3567 Location: Shadow Moon
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:54 am |
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Torres: ehm... What exactly are you doing, captain? Captain....?
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Five - seveN Rear Admiral
Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 3567 Location: Shadow Moon
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:56 am |
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Janeway: Neelix this is NOT the mess-hall!
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lionhead Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:16 am |
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Sevenofninenz wrote: | JANEWAY (to Neelix off camera): You traded the shuttle for a what?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
HAHA. Thats a good onr
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lionhead Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:19 am |
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Neelix: "This truck had a load of coffee beans when i picked it up."
Janeway(bending over and scanning thoroughly): "I want you to scan it over and over again untill you have found the last bean do i make myself perfectly clear?!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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superwoman Vice Admiral
Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 5742 Location: Sweden
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:26 am |
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Zippy wrote: | Janeway: (baby-talking) you're such dirty truck, arent you, yes you are. all we have to do is clean you up, dont we...yes we do. |
Sevenofninenz wrote: | JANEWAY (to Neelix off camera): You traded the shuttle for a what?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
Oh my! good ones
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Warp 9.9 Ensign
Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 55 Location: United States
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:42 pm |
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[moderator edited out due to inappropriate comment. jad.]
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The Cocca Bonga Cracker Killers...
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Jadzia Lenara Dax Garbage Queen
Joined: 17 Oct 2001 Posts: 5761 Location: Sunnydale, California
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:06 pm |
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Watch it. Another crude caption, and I'm locking the topic. Keep it clean.
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"I can't stand someone who can outdepress me." -Shirley Manson, Garbage
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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9 Ballet Babe
Joined: 20 Aug 2001 Posts: 3642 Location: DISNEY WORLD
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Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:51 pm |
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Janeway Sings: "Do you believe in magic, because i sure do! This could be the truck that brings us hooome too!"
B'Elanna: "Captain?"
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"...I want so much more than they've got planned."*Belle Reprise* Beauty and the Beast
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