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Starfleet #327
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 5:09 am    Voyager Caption Contest #9

Yeah! I got my Season 2 DVD's, So now there is a whole new set of images for Captioning!

Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Valathous for his Caption:



(Sorry, It's a bit hard to read...)

I would also like to Congratulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible. If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.


Here is this Weeks image:



All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it.

Happy Captioning!!



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~Voyager Fanatic~
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 7:42 am    

Janeway: *Scans* That is Leonardo Divinci!
B'Elanna: What?!
Janeway: Nah, J/k



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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 7:45 am    

B e'lana : are..you ok captain?
Janeway : *snaps out of trance* sorry, i was just kissing chak...I mean, I was working on scanning the dirt


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Sam Kenobi
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 9:10 am    

Janeway: Thomas, next time you take my truck out for a joy ride I expect it to be clean when you come back!

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Starfleet #327
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 9:14 am    

Triam_Paris wrote:
Janeway: Thomas, next time you take my truck out for a joy ride I expect it to be clean when you come back!


Hahahaha!! Good stuff!


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Valathous
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 11:45 am    

Janeway: You mean to tell me you lost an ENTIRE truckload of targ manure?!

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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 1:09 pm    

Think of the guys we could pick up with this new set of wheels!

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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 9:10 pm    

Flabbergasted by the ancient earth vehicle Voyager ran across in the Delta quadrant, Janeway breaks out singing the Twilight Zone theme song - *sings* "do do do do do do do do do do do do do.... C'mon B'Elanna join with me... do do do do do do do do..."


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Sarah Connor
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PostMon Jul 12, 2004 9:26 pm    

Janeway: X-Files! You have nothing against me!

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voyager123456789
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PostTue Jul 13, 2004 1:19 am    

Janeway: "Hey look!Captain Picard!"

B'lanna: "What?"

Janeway: "Oh, it's just Neelix trying to dress up as a Human!"



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Robsladey
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PostTue Jul 13, 2004 7:51 am    

"I don't care who you are, move this truck before filming begins"

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lionhead
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PostTue Jul 13, 2004 7:53 am    

Janeway: "And youre telling me that this was once the delta flyer?"

B'ellanna: "Its a pickup truck."

Janeway: "really, does it have warp capabilities?"

B'ellanna: "No."

Janeway: "well, then get it the hell of my ship."


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tomparis
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PostTue Jul 13, 2004 7:47 pm    

*Janeway to Harry off-screen*: You mean you actually paid them to put the dirt in here???


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Zippy
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PostTue Jul 13, 2004 7:56 pm    

Janeway: (baby-talking) you're such dirty truck, arent you, yes you are. all we have to do is clean you up, dont we...yes we do.


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-zippy

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DemonClassY
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 1:13 am    

JANEWAY: This chocolate is terrible, Neelix!

TORRES: Captain, it's not chocolate.



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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 3:26 am    

JANEWAY (to Neelix off camera): You traded the shuttle for a what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT

My LJ

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Five - seveN
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 3:42 am    

Janeway: umphhhh....
Torres: Gee, didnt know a truck can hit you in your stomach this hard...
Janeway: Neelix, what's that green slimy stuff on the side of this truck..?


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Five - seveN
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 3:54 am    

Torres: ehm... What exactly are you doing, captain? Captain....?

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Five - seveN
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 3:56 am    

Janeway: Neelix this is NOT the mess-hall!

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lionhead
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 5:16 am    

Sevenofninenz wrote:
JANEWAY (to Neelix off camera): You traded the shuttle for a what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



HAHA. Thats a good onr


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lionhead
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 5:19 am    

Neelix: "This truck had a load of coffee beans when i picked it up."

Janeway(bending over and scanning thoroughly): "I want you to scan it over and over again untill you have found the last bean do i make myself perfectly clear?!"



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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 9:26 am    

Zippy wrote:
Janeway: (baby-talking) you're such dirty truck, arent you, yes you are. all we have to do is clean you up, dont we...yes we do.
Sevenofninenz wrote:
JANEWAY (to Neelix off camera): You traded the shuttle for a what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh my! good ones


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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 2:42 pm    

[moderator edited out due to inappropriate comment. jad.]


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The Cocca Bonga Cracker Killers...

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Jadzia Lenara Dax
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 3:06 pm    

Watch it. Another crude caption, and I'm locking the topic. Keep it clean.


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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
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PostWed Jul 14, 2004 3:51 pm    

Janeway Sings: "Do you believe in magic, because i sure do! This could be the truck that brings us hooome too!"
B'Elanna: "Captain?"



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