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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel

Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:30 pm Why do brides wear white? |
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Why do brides wear white?
Because t is important for the dishwasier to match the refrigator and stove.
Charlie told me this joke. You may heard it.
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Superman Fleet Admiral
Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 10220
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 6:40 pm |
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I have heard that one but it always amuses me.
I might be getting married myself soon if I can muster up the courage to propose. But I know for a fact that my ideal wife isn't a fan of white so I don't know what colour she'll go for.
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Captain Dappet Forum Revolutionist

Joined: 06 Feb 2002 Posts: 16756 Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 6:47 pm |
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White symbolizes innocence and virginity in Christianity. I dont know about you, but when you get Confirmed here you wear white robe-thingies.
So I think it's for the same reason brides wear white.
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel

Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:48 pm |
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no It is not talking about christianity dappy. joke meant the bride washes the dishes and cooks. Get it now?
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tomparis Stooge Three

Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:50 pm |
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^Erm, I thought you were serious in asking the question. lol. 
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel

Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:52 pm |
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It was a joke I am sorry. I should put a joke for a subject.
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tomparis Stooge Three

Joined: 25 Jun 2001 Posts: 5964 Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:56 pm |
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No. If you post it's a joke, then it spoils the fun.
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel

Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:58 pm |
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True so very true. I will put more up later better ones. That one that charlie told me was not that funny. But I will tell more tomrrow.
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sabertooth1217 UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 11484 Location: Texas
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Sat Jun 26, 2004 9:02 pm |
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I'm just sitting back and laughing at this entire topic 
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ravenstar Lieutenant

Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 196 Location: at my mom's house
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Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:25 am |
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~Voyager Fanatic~ Super Genius

Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787
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Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:00 am |
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Lol
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Seven of Nine Sammie's Mammy

Joined: 16 Jun 2001 Posts: 7871 Location: North East England
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Mon Jun 28, 2004 4:46 pm |
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Good joke, the reason I'm not wearing white at my wedding
I'm wearing a lilacy/silvery shimmering dress, which I love 
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel

Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:54 am |
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I wore white at mine but my dress was so long I tripped over it going back down the aisle with Charlie and everybody laughing including me.
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