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Leo Wyatt
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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 3:30 pm    Why do brides wear white?

Why do brides wear white?
Because t is important for the dishwasier to match the refrigator and stove.

Charlie told me this joke. You may heard it.


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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 6:40 pm    

I have heard that one but it always amuses me.

I might be getting married myself soon if I can muster up the courage to propose. But I know for a fact that my ideal wife isn't a fan of white so I don't know what colour she'll go for.


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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 6:47 pm    

White symbolizes innocence and virginity in Christianity. I dont know about you, but when you get Confirmed here you wear white robe-thingies.

So I think it's for the same reason brides wear white.



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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 8:48 pm    

no It is not talking about christianity dappy. joke meant the bride washes the dishes and cooks. Get it now?

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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 8:50 pm    

^Erm, I thought you were serious in asking the question. lol.


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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 8:52 pm    

It was a joke I am sorry. I should put a joke for a subject.

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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 8:56 pm    

No. If you post it's a joke, then it spoils the fun.


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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 8:58 pm    

True so very true. I will put more up later better ones. That one that charlie told me was not that funny. But I will tell more tomrrow.

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PostSat Jun 26, 2004 9:02 pm    

I'm just sitting back and laughing at this entire topic

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PostSun Jun 27, 2004 4:00 am    

Lol


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PostMon Jun 28, 2004 4:46 pm    

Good joke, the reason I'm not wearing white at my wedding

I'm wearing a lilacy/silvery shimmering dress, which I love


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PostTue Jun 29, 2004 4:54 am    

I wore white at mine but my dress was so long I tripped over it going back down the aisle with Charlie and everybody laughing including me.

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