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Was_futile
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PostTue Jan 27, 2004 6:19 pm    I found a bathroom on the bridge!

you probably didnt know this but in naval terms the word "head" means bathroom and if u recived the dec/jan edition of star trek communicator it says in the q and a part it also shows a pic there 2 anyways it is that door to the left of worf (worfs right) of the bridge

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PostTue Jan 27, 2004 6:32 pm    

Cool, this should end a lot of the Dissisons on the Issue of bathrooms on a Star Ship

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PostThu Jan 29, 2004 8:10 pm    

Thats one thing that pissed me off about star trek...no body ever has to piss!!!


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PostFri Jan 30, 2004 2:21 pm    

Finally, they have normal bodily functions!

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T. Dean
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PostSun Feb 01, 2004 1:13 am    

That's so hilarious. I wonder what would happen if Picard was about to say "On Screen" and he has a sudden case of "hershey squirts". He would panic a look around and say "Number One, *clears throat* you have the bridge." Then he quickly jets to the "head." I just think that would be so funny.


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Was_futile
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PostFri Feb 06, 2004 5:43 pm    

Picard: Number one u have the bridge i have to take a number two lol but it is in the left back corner in the remodeled bridge i saw picard strool into it once i forget what ep i think it was that one where the enterprise was assigned to guard a couple but the guy was a shape shifter and didnt die yeah that was the one!

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PostThu Feb 12, 2004 5:38 am    

chakotay99 wrote:
Cool, this should end a lot of the Dissisons on the Issue of bathrooms on a Star Ship


There still could be a bit of a problem though. 1 toilet for the entire ship of 1000+? That could be a long line of people waiting to get in during the moring.


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Was_futile
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PostSun Feb 29, 2004 4:35 pm    

There still could be a bit of a problem though. 1 toilet for the entire ship of 1000+? That could be a long line of people waiting to get in during the moring. [/quote] do u seriousley think there woud just be one

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PostFri Mar 26, 2004 9:57 pm    

thats cool

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PostFri May 07, 2004 6:00 am    

Good!,i thought there was'nt even one at all!

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PostFri May 07, 2004 12:57 pm    

Perhaps staff aren't supposed to use the toilets during shifts...which is why we would never see them using one.

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Paul Marshall
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PostFri May 07, 2004 1:11 pm    

Robsladey wrote:
Perhaps staff aren't supposed to use the toilets during shifts...which is why we would never see them using one.


No ... we never see them using the bathroom because that would be totally irrelavent to the episode. Anyways, why would the writers want to throw in a part in one of the scenes where a Starfleet Officer uses the bathroom?!?!?!?


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robbiewebster
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PostFri May 07, 2004 1:20 pm    

i have to pee


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Robsladey
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PostFri May 07, 2004 5:17 pm    

Well you never know.. They might want to be sick one time or they might want to wash their hands...You never know who's been using that console...

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Oliver
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PostSat May 08, 2004 1:54 am    

Robsladey wrote:
Well you never know.. They might want to be sick one time or they might want to wash their hands...You never know who's been using that console...


Starfleet starships are very clean. The air is constantly refreshed and all bacteria are taken out. The air is also air-conditioned at every time of the day (and night). In short, the ship cleans itself. So becoming sick wouldn't happen as often as it does in real life.

But everyone needs to use the bathroom a few times a day whether we live in the present or the future... There deffinetly have to be many bathrooms scattered around the starships but we've never actually seen a toilet have we?


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gul Lemek III.
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PostSun May 23, 2004 3:04 pm    

Robsladey wrote:
Perhaps staff aren't supposed to use the toilets during shifts...which is why we would never see them using one.


Lol, I imagine Geordi at the end of the shift

Geordi to Riker: I gotta go pee
Riker: Go ahead
20 minutes later
Riker: Geordi are you finished?
Geordi: Just 15 minutes more! I've drank a lot of prune juice today!


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PostSun May 23, 2004 7:23 pm    

yeah that would be funny


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PostWed Jun 23, 2004 6:08 pm    

^ true


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PostFri Jul 09, 2004 12:38 pm    

maybe you dont need to use the toilet in the 24th century lol

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Jadzia Lenara Dax
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PostSat Jul 10, 2004 12:28 am    

Dude, that's awesome! Way to use applicable knowledge


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Trekkie617
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PostSat Jul 10, 2004 1:40 am    

actually, they have things now that you can keep in your interior of your garments that you can just go ahead and do your business and not worry a bit with no odour. It's very interesting, so image 300 years in the future what they can develop.

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Starfleet #327
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PostSat Jul 10, 2004 3:05 am    

Trekkie617 wrote:
actually, they have things now that you can keep in your interior of your garments that you can just go ahead and do your business and not worry a bit with no odour. It's very interesting, so image 300 years in the future what they can develop.


Wouldn't it feel terrible? All squishy like? Got a link?


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Trekkie617
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PostSat Jul 10, 2004 7:28 pm    

well, it's a little pack type thing. I watched it on a program so no I don't.

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