Star Trek Voyager: In Elementary School Grade 8

[Melodramatic]

ussshorty, has inspired me to write and post the following.
I put a story similar to tng in high school. But its alittle bit funnier that hers.

Read it and tell me what ya think?


Chapter 1.

[ Q sits in the middle of nowwhere]

( in a winey voice) Q: I wanna piss someone off, but who should it be?

[ Q thinks very hard]

Q: Hmm, I cant bother Picard, he is an old grouchy Admiral. Ahh, Janeway would be nice.

( Q points to a bord floating in mid air)

~ Presenting your fave command team in Elementary school ( 8th grade)~

Kathryn Janeway as The Girl everyone looks upto
Tom Paris as The Bad A$$ kid
B'Elanna Torres as The A+ student goody-good girl.
Tuvok as The science wiz kid
Chakotay as The guy everyone hangs with
Seven as The (I'm trying to say a bad word but can't)
Harry Kim as The Band Geek
Doctor as The Druggie
Neelix as The teacher.

( Janeway, Tom, B'Elanna, Tuvok, Chakotay, Seven and the Doctor sit on a pic nic table at recess.)

Doctor: Yo, Janeway! Try some of this.
Janeway: No freaking way.
Tom: Pass it over here.

( Tom has a drag of the douby the Doc had.)

B'Elanna: You too should not be smoking o school grounds. The Mr. Neelix is gonna catch you.

Tom: Who cares.

( Harry comes to the pic nic table playing his Clarinet)

Harry: Hey, ya ll. Hey, Tom! You should not be smoking.
Tom: Well, I am.

( Harry walks away)

Seven: Tom, pass it over here!

( Tom passes the douby to Seven)

Janeway: SEVEN!
Seven: What, its fun! Try it.
Janeway: No.
Seven: Well, its not like your the Captain of the groupe.

( Tuvok bursts out laughing. Mr. Neelix comes to the pic nic table.)

Mr. Neelix: Who started this smoking?

(no one answears)

Mr. Neelix: If the guilty one does not come faward then I'll call all your parents and you'll be suspended.

( No one says anything.... except Tuvok! Who is still laughing.)

Mr. Neelix: Fine. Have it your way. I'm calling all your parents.
To my office NOW.


Did you like it?
Have any Suddgestions?

[Ronevick]

LOL its a good start write more!

[Melodramatic]

Yeah, I'll write more very soon.

[Josi Rockholt]

Please do.

[shrek man]

Very nice... Can't wait for more.

[Tech]

Good story. I like it. Please continue.

[Voy_Girl]

It's not in especially much in character, but then again... I guess it's not supposed to.

[Abby diann]

thi is good keep it up!

[Melodramatic]

Well, I admit the characters are not really as you actually know them on Voyager.
I am just changing it alittle (Well, obviously note to myself.)
I just thought that I would try and make the characters, the way they probally would be today.

I am working on more.

[Abby diann]

well that is good i like how it is going!

[Ronevick]

(Starts sweating.)
C'Mon..C'Mon...write, write, and write more! lol

[Melodramatic]

[Abby diann]

ok cool i guess i can wait....

[Melodramatic]

I'll try to maybe have it done sooner... I think I am going to write alonger chapter. LOl

[Voy_Girl]

[Abby diann]

^^^ yeah that is true!

[Melodramatic]

Well, I decided to write it and post it early.
I am bored as hell at the moment, so I'll post it and see what ya all think.


Chapter 2.
[ Q sits their. ]

Q: Hmm, not were talking.

( Tom, Janeway, B’Elanna, Tuvok, Chakotay, Seven, Harry, Doctor and Neelix sit in the principals office)

Harry: God, why did you hve to get caught? They think I was their doing it with you.
My mom is gonna kill me.

Tom: Relax,Harry.

Harry: Your telling me to *beep* relaix? How the hell can I?

Tom: I’ll just say we asked you and you refused and walked away. The actual truth.

Harry: Yeah, nice one their, like they would believe you.

Chakotay: Well arguing is not going to make this all go away. Just shut the hell up and deal with it.

Janeway: Well, your one to talk.

( Chakotay stands up so does Janeway)


Chakotay: What the hell is that supose to mean?

Janeway: What the hell do you think it means?

Chakotay: Don’t push it.

Janeway: Push what?.....

( Chakotay throws a punch at Janeway and misses)

Harry: Stop fighting. Geez..

B’Elanna: Yeah, harry is wright. This wont accomplish anything.

( With Tuvok still laughing as hell)

Mr. Neelix: Knock it off. I called each of your parents and they will be coming to pick you up. And you will all be suspended for 3 days.

( Tuvok laughs even louder)

Mr. Neelix: God, Tuvok must be really stoned.

Seven & Tuvok: Indeed.

Mr. Neelix: As I was saying your partents are coming so get ready, get all your homweork.
Be back in 10 mins.

( Janeway, Chakotay, Tom, Harry, B’Elanna, Doctor and Tuvok head toward all their classes ad get their home work.)

Seven: Man, I’ll get in no trouble at all.

B’Elanna: I will. But I did not even do anything...

Tom: Quit your wining B’Elanna.

B’Elanna: Oh, and I supose your gonna make me?


Tom: Oh, well yes.

( Then Tom and B’Elanna start making out, Janeway and Chakotay start, Seven and Harry start it, and Tuvok sits their laughing at them all)

( 9 mins later they arrive down stairs)

Tuvok: This is so funny.

Tuvok’s Mom: Now, it might be, but when we get home it wont be.

( The smile wipes off Tuvoks face)

B’Elanna: Dad, I did not do anything.

B’Elanna’s Dad: I believe you.

( Then they all leave...)

Q: I wonder whats gonna happen to Tuvok?

Is it any good?

[Abby diann]

yes it is i want to see what all their parents say!!

[Melodramatic]

Really?
I was just gonne skip to them chatting on msn.
Well, I'll post what the other parents say tommrow.
But I am glad your still fan.

[Abby diann]

ok good and i will always be the #1 fan!

[Melodramatic]

LOL

[Melodramatic]

Here is the stuff that went on at home.




What Happened at Home



[ Kathryn Janeway’s House ]

Kathryn : Mom, Dad I swear I was not smoking.

Mother: I believe you Kathryn. Really.

Dad: Well, I don’t believe her at all!

Mother: Well, I don’t care. I believe she did no do it. And look at her she does not look stoned and I don’t smell it off of her, so why do you think she did?

Dad: I think she did it cause of that god damn kid Tom.

Kathryn : *beep* off Dad. Don’t you dare talk about tom like that.

Dad: Well, Kathryn your grounded.

Mother: No, she will not be crounded, she did nothing wrong.

Dad: Fine, but you are forbidden to hang around with Tom.

Kathryn: No, I’ll hang with him if I want. Plus its not Tom that started it! It was the Doc.

Dad: Bull *beep*.

( Kathryn gets mad and runs to her room.)



[ Tom Paris’s House ]

Mother: Tom, did you start this?

Tom: Well, Yes and no.

Dad: What the hell do you mean yes/no. Either you did or didn’t.

Tom: Go to hell Dad.




Dad: Is this what you want! Being expelled? And now you Mr. Neelix is charging you with possession of drugs. Dammit, boy your heading in the wrong direction.

Tom: Actually, it is what I want to shut the hell up and stay out of it. Its my busniess.

Mother: We are just trying to help you.

Tom: Mom, I now you are, but Dad’s just making a big deal out of this cause it makes him look bad.

Dad: Not true.

Mother: BS, we now its true.

Dad: Well, your grounded.

Tom: Whatever.

Mother: I think we should talk to him, not punish him.

Dad: HE WILL BE PUNISHED.

( Tom goes to his room, and browses the net..)



[ B’Elanna Torres’s house ]


B’Elanna: Dad, I did nothing wrong.

Dad: I believe you.

B’Elanna: You believe me?

Dad: Well, yes. I don’t think you would do something like that. And if you were to then it would not be on school grounds.

B’Elanna: Yeah, that’s for sure.

Dad: Well, I’d like you to do some homework.

B’Elanna: Ok, Dad.


( Then B’Elanna goes and does some homework, then goes on the computer.)




[ Tuvoks Home ]

( Tuvok still laughing............)

Mom: Tuvok, I am very disapointed in you.
I cant believe you would behave in such a manner.

Dad: Yes, that was very wrong.

Mother: Indeed

Tuvok: Well, I know its wrong....LOL

Dad: Well, can you stop laughing and be searious about this.

Tuvok: Not really. LOL.

Mother: There is just no getting through to you is their?

Dad: Well, of caurse we cant get through to him now, he is stoned.

Mother: Where did I go wrong in rasing you, Tuvok?

Tuvok: LOL. You just cant rais worth *beep*. LOL.

Dad: Don’t speak to your mom like that.

Tuvok: Whatever.LOL

Dad: I wont tolerate this.

Tuvok: You don’t seem to have much of a choice. LOL!

Mother: STOP LAUGHING.

Tuvok: LOL! No. LOL!

Dad: Well, I don’t want you to be hanging with any of those freaky friends.
Got it?


Tuvok: I am not lisstening. Those are my friends.

Mother: You will not hang with them:

Tuvok: LOL, *beep* you..

( Then Tuvok went to his room and went on his MSN messanger)







[ Chakotay’s House ]



Chakotay: Ok, fine. I did it.

Mother: I don’t believe that.

Dad: Neither do I.

Chakotay: Well, I don’t care if you believe or not believe me.

Mother: Well, you are not going to be punished.

Dad: You will be doing extra chors for getting suspended.

Mother: Good idea.

Chakotay: Whatever .......................


Dad: Get busy.


Chakotay: No, I’ll do them after.


Dad: Fine, but make sure they are done soon.

Chakotay: Ok, whatever.





[ Seven’s House ]


Mother: What the hell were you thinking?

Seven: Mom?

Mother: I mean freaking smokin up with Tom.

Seven: Well it was pretty fun.

Mother: I don’t wanna here that.

Seven: Well, too bad.

Mother: Why did you do it?

Seven: Cause I wanted to. I felt like it.

Mother Well, your not to do it ever again.

Seven: You cant stop me.

Mother: Oh, yes I can.

Seven: No.

Mother: I’ll make sure you don’t.

Seven: You cant do this.

Mother: Acutally you would be amaized to what I can do.

Seven: Whatever,

Mother: Your grounded for 2 months, restricted from all fun, and you are to do all the chors.

Seven: You cant change me hanging with my friends

Mother: Oh, watch me.




Seven: Well, you might find it hard.

Mother: Oh?

Seven: We are in all the same classes.

Mother: I’ll change the school you fo to.

Seven: Mom, its neer the end of the year, you cant do that.

Mother: Up stairs to your room NOW.

Sevem: Fine.

( Seven went to her soom. She got angry and threw some things around.
Then she went on the computer.)




[ Harry Kim’s House ]


Harry: Mom, I am gonna say this once and once only.
I DID NOT DO ANYTHING.

Mother: Liar.

Harry: Its true.
I went to the picnic table where they were sitting and then I saw them smoking.
Then I left and went to play the Clarinet.

Mother: Well, I am not sure what to believe.

Harry: Believe me.

Mother: Well you better not start smoking.

Harry: I wont.

Mother: I don’t want you to be hanging with Tom anymore.....

Harry: *beep* you mom. I’ll hang with him If I cant. He is my best friend.




Mother: You will do what I tell you.

Harry: And your telling me to stop hanging with my friend. BEST FRIEND.

Mother: Yes, go to your room

Harry: Fine

( Then Harry goes to his room and plays the Clarinet)

( Goes on the computer)




[ Doctor’s House ]



Doc: Hi Mom.

Mother: Hey.
So I heard you were smoking up?

Doctor: Yup.

Mother: Good for you!
Your turning out like your father.

Doc: Well, I try.

Mother: Well, your doing good.

Doc: Thanx.

Mother: Well, I better get your lawyer back!
You might be needing him.


Doc: Yeah, porbally.

Mother: Yeah.



Doc: I wont take the drugs to school.

Mother: Well, good.

Doc: Besides, they probally will be having cops searching the lockers.

Mother: Yeah.

Doc: Yup.

Mother: Well, please get your homework.

Doc: Why?

Mother: I’ll do it.

Doc: Okay......


Any good?

[Abby diann]

very good keep it up

[tom_88_2]

thats so funny

[Josi Rockholt]

Next chapter please. Really good.