Memorable lines from Deep Space Nine

Kai Ben · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:12 am Memorable lines from Deep Space Nine**

Here are some of the great lines from Deep Space Nine:

"I love a woman in uniform"
- Quark, "Emissary"

Bashir: For all we know, you might be really sent by the prophets.
O'Brien: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Julian!
- "The Storyteller"

"Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught us that in the Obsidian Order"
- Garak, "Our Man Bashir"

"Did Starfleet penalize you? Or did you actually request such a dismal command?"
- Q, "Q-Less"

Q: You hit me! Picard never hit me.
Sisko: I'm not Picard.
- "Q-Less"

I know there are dozens more!

What are some great lines you enjoy from the show...

Oompsty · Vice Admiral Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 6613 Location: LA

Fortune favors the bold:

"There's an old saying - fortune favors the bold" - Sisko

Kai Ben · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:31 am**

I like this nice little jab at Damar:

Damar: "What kind of state tolerates the murder of innocent women and children? What kind of people give those orders?"

Kira: "Yeah, Damar, what kind of people give those orders?"

-Damar and Kira,
Tacking into the Wind

Oompsty · Vice Admiral Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 6613 Location: LA

this one is pretty funny...

"Why don't you go do something useful, like bother Cardassians?" -- O'Brien to Q.

thegame · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 1:16 pm**

"Quite a motley crue you've assemble here, Benji" - Q

"Sentiment is the greatest weakness of all" - Garak

"We will hold this world for the Dominion until we die" - Remat'eklan

"Laws change, but justice is justice" - Odo

"The man is a heartless, cold blodded killer" - Dukat (then Kira replies)
"Like I said, he's a Cardassian" - Kira

"Canon to the right of them. Canon to the left of them. Canon in front of them, vollied and thundered" - O'Brian
"Stormed at with shot and shell, boldely they road and well, into the jaws of death, into the mouth of hell road the six hundred" - Bashier

(the above quotation is O'Brian and Bashier reciting the third verse of the 19th century British poem by Alfred, Lord Tennison entitled "The Charge of the Light Brigade", made after the Crimean War commerertaing the British army's famed calvary unit. The episode it was used in was season 5's "Sacrifice of Angels" where the Defiant hepled re-take Deep Space Nine. O'Brian and Bashier recited the verse just before the battle began.)

Lindley · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:08 pm**

Bashir: "What I want to know is, of all the stories you told me, which ones are true?"
Garak: "My dear doctor....they're all true."
Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Garak: "Especially the lies."

Zefram Cochrane · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 3:46 pm**

The best at the end:

''

...espessially not the ALpha Quadrant

!!!!!''

--Sisko--

Bajoran Prophet · Captain Joined: 10 Oct 2002 Posts: 533 Location: Bajor

Being a hologram can be a real pain in the ass-ometric photons - Vic

Zefram Cochrane · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 3:56 pm**

I know one!!!

''Sticks and stones can't break my bones....so you can imagine how I feel about words'' =The EMH

Lindley · **Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:08 pm**

Pah-Wraith · **Fri Dec 13, 2002 1:47 pm**

"It's not Linear"-Sisko
"what isn't?"-Kassidy
"My life, my destiny, The Prophets saved me kassidy I'm their emissary and they still have a great deal for me to do, but first there are things that things that must be learned things only the prophets can teach me."-Sisko

"I get an allergic reaction"-Quark
"To what?"-Sisko
"Nature"-Quark

The Delta Flyer · **Sat Dec 14, 2002 4:51 pm**

I thought Weyoun's line in "A Call to Arms" was pretty good

"Either you remove those mines or we will take this station from you and remove them ourselves"

Not a particularly humourous line (argh how do u spell humourous???) but I thought it was good

Lindley · **Sat Dec 14, 2002 8:43 pm**

^That's the British spelling, I think. The American spelling is "Humorous".

Weyoun had a great line in "Sacrifice of Angels": "Time to start packing!"

Or how about his line in an earlier one (can't recall the name),

"MY, that's toxic!"

thegame · **Sun Dec 15, 2002 12:29 am**

Lindley...
"Ties of Blood and Water" season 5.

Captain Michael Pike · Captain Joined: 14 Jul 2001 Posts: 597 Location: PA

- Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition No. 76

Captain Michael Pike · Captain Joined: 14 Jul 2001 Posts: 597 Location: PA

"In the old days, Operations officers wore red, Command officers wore gold..."

"...and women wore less."

Sisko and Dax
Trials and Tribble-ations

The Delta Flyer · **Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:44 am**

Pah-Wraith · **Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:19 am**

Tears of the prophets-Dukat "Aren't you going to welcome me"
Weyoun-"Heroes get welcomes duket not failures"

Tyvek · **Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:38 am**

O'Brian: "I rather like your aroma,Worf, Kinda Earthy"
Bashir: "With a hint of Lilac"

Trials and Tribble-ations

Oompsty · Vice Admiral Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 6613 Location: LA

Deciviel · **Sat Jan 04, 2003 3:42 am**

Quark: You want something from me, don't you?
Kira: How'd you guess?
Odo: Simple. We've been here more than a minute and we haven't insulted him, threatened him, or arrested him.

Pah-Wraith · **Sat Jan 04, 2003 8:06 pm**

*hello benjamin*-Ezri
*Do I know you?*-Sisko
*It's me dax*-Ezri

thegame · **Sun Jan 05, 2003 12:28 pm**

Dukat: I find this whole procedure offensive!

Bashier: And I find you offensive. Now hold up your arm or I'll have a security officer do it for you!

(The Way of the Warrior, season 4)

lifeguide · **Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:59 pm**

It always seems the non starflet characters had the best lines, coincidence?

I liked the whole conversation when Quark was with Jadzia during her jintara.

I enjoyed the conversationwhen Bashir was tending to Quarks wounds after his liaison with Grelka and Worf and Dax walk in and he says "okay don't tell me, in fact I am going to stop asking that when someone walks in".

I liked it in civil defense when Dukat grabbed his red tea and turned to see Garak cowering in the ops console "well that totally makes my visit worthwhile".

Musical.Moment · Sophomore Cadet Joined: 10 May 2008 Posts: 11