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Sam Kenobi Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 10373 Location: The 'Verse
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Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:52 pm Snakes on a Plane!!!!!!!! |
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Holy Hell! I'll say it again.... this movie was awesome like Rocky Horror Picture Show, in that it was awful and at least at the sneak preview, everyone was there to make fun of it. I was lucky enough to be of the selected few (thousand) to see it the night before it came out..... which was cooler than opening night because everyone there Thursday night was in on the joke.
Rules when you go see it, per dictum rules of cult classics.....
- Scream and cheer the first time Samuel L shows his pretty face
- Scream and cheer every time Samuel L drops the F-bomb
- Every time they say "One Twenty-One" you must yell "Snakes!"
- Cheer as loudly and wildly as you can when Samuel L finally gets to "Get these mother *beep* snakes off my mother *beep* plane" It's better than you could ever imagine. Aw heck, go ahead and just say it with him.
- Don't be afraid to sing along to the song during the credits
- When a snake blows up, throw popcorn
- Laugh every time a snake bites an awful place. It makes it hurt less.
Anyway, I know you dweebs think you're too intellectual to go ahead and open your peepers to the coolness of Snakes, but when you get a chance to share the wealth that's on the big screens now, I recommend you go ahead and do it. There won't be another chance to tell your kids that you were there when a legend began.
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Founder Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 12755 Location: Gamma Quadrant
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:32 am |
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This movie actually looks funny. I might see it just because it's so...weird.
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Jeff Miller Fleet Admiral
Joined: 22 Nov 2001 Posts: 23947 Location: Mental Ward for the Mentaly Unstable 6th floor, Saint John's 1615 Delaware Longview Washington 98632
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:00 am |
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I'm going to get it on DVD but I'm not going to scream and follow those ..... rules mainly because I don't want to look like a freak at home.
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Sam Kenobi Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 10373 Location: The 'Verse
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:08 am |
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That's why you only do it at theaters.... with other cult people. I don't think I've ever watched Rocky Horror at home and done all the rule stuff. Rules are for being with a lot of people because it's more fun. how embarassing to sit there with everyone and not say anything during lame movies.
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Jeff Miller Fleet Admiral
Joined: 22 Nov 2001 Posts: 23947 Location: Mental Ward for the Mentaly Unstable 6th floor, Saint John's 1615 Delaware Longview Washington 98632
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:11 am |
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Hmm, I guess I'm just not that kind of person to do it. But I can't wait to get it on DVD.
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:10 pm |
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Anything with Samuel Jackson is good so I am going to go see it.
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IntrepidIsMe Pimp Handed
Joined: 14 Jun 2002 Posts: 13057 Location: New York
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:22 pm |
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This looks to me to be a movie filled with snakes biting people. How interesting could it possibly get?
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Sam Kenobi Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 10373 Location: The 'Verse
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:41 pm |
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Just.... I don't know. Thank of how many interesting places people could be bitten. Yeah. snakes are gross....
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madlilnerd Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 5885 Location: Slough, England
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Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:09 pm |
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I like the Newgrounds spoof trailer for the movie. It's hilarious. and free!
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lionhead Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:08 pm |
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I can't imagin this movie to be good.
Its number 1 in the box office though....
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nadia cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:42 am |
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I can't wait to see this movie, it looks really good.
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Morphy Forum Ogre
Joined: 15 Jun 2001 Posts: 3858
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Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:37 am |
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I can't believe this was the #1 movie this weekend. ????????????????
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robbiewebster Rear Admiral
Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 2594 Location: Rochester, New York
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Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:57 pm |
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What the flip Sam. Stop selling out for crap movies.
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Sam Kenobi Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 10373 Location: The 'Verse
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Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:27 pm |
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Whatever, dude. I guess your good friends just weren't in the finals for the Tagworld Snakes on a Plane original music contest and you aren't down with the Samuel L like we cool kids are. Don't be hatin'.
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:56 pm |
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This wasn't a crap movie Robbiewebster... I went to see it finally and loved it.
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Lord Borg Fleet Admiral
Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 11214 Location: Vulcan Capital City, Vulcan
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Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:08 pm |
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I haven't seen it, but SLJ rocks, he's the reason why I saw SWAT and Pulp Fiction
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Admiral Dani�l Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2177 Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:09 am |
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... I hate SLJ you Americans have baaaaad taste
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:33 am |
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Have to defend us Americans We don't have bad taste....
We love Samuel L. Jackson, speaking for the ones that does... heheehe
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Link, the Hero of Time Vice Admiral
Joined: 15 Sep 2001 Posts: 5581 Location: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:09 am |
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Please, chill out everyone.
This will be the only time I ask this.
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Untitled Commander
Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 396 Location: abandoned
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Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:26 pm |
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Admiral Dani�l wrote: | ... I hate SLJ you Americans have baaaaad taste |
- Sometimes and sometimes not..and not all American's enjoy American movies/music. You have to remember Perspective as well.
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Lord Borg Fleet Admiral
Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 11214 Location: Vulcan Capital City, Vulcan
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Sat May 26, 2007 6:08 pm |
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It was decent untill it reached Dawn on the movie, then it became weird. I think Keenan Thompsons char was funny, SLJ simply owns. It was more funny, then scary. The CG was bad, though. Considaring they've done better jobs with CG in cheaper movies, makes you wonder what the hell happened.
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