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PostWed Jan 25, 2006 6:29 pm    Great Trek Quotes!

Got a good Trek Quote? post it here! Just make sure to mention the episode it came from, and the person that said it .

Captain Picard in TNG's Third Season ep: 'Yesterday's Enterprise' wrote:
Let History never forget! the name!... Enterprise!


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PostWed Jan 25, 2006 7:47 pm    

Quote:
Don't let them do anything that takes you off the bridge of that ship because..while you're there, you can make a difference...-James T. Kirk (Generations)


Quote:
We're Starfleet officers, weird is part of the job!-Kathryn Janeway (Deadlock)


Quote:
Six years ago, I didn't even know your name...now I can't imagine a day without you...-Kathryn Janeway (Scorpion)


More on the way!


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PostWed Jan 25, 2006 8:44 pm    

Captain Janeway: Coffee. Black.
Neelix: Uh, sorry, Captain. We lost two more replicators this morning -...
Captain Janeway: [seizing Neelix by the shoulders] Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. *Coffee*. Black.

The Doctor: I'll complain if I want to. It's comforting.

Seven of Nine: You will be assimilated.
Neelix: No time for that now. Maybe later.

The Doctor: Seven. Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Seven of Nine: I have a date.

Tuvok: Shall I flog them as well? <--

Voyager Computer: Warning. Last chance to be a hero, Doctor.

The Doctor: What did he ingest?
B'Elanna Torres: Just a cup of Neelix's coffee.
The Doctor: He's lucky to be alive.

Tom Paris: If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam out.

B'Elanna Torres: Get the cheese to sickbay. The Doctor should look at it as soon as possible.

Dr. Zimmerman: The last beautiful woman who walked in here turned out to be him.
The Doctor: I'll take that as a compliment.

Q: [lecturing his son, the eponymous Q2] If the Continuum has told you once, it has told you a thousand times: DON'T... PROVOKE... THE BORG!

The Doctor: Stop breathing down my neck!
EMH #2: My breathing is merely a simulation.
The Doctor: So is my neck, stop it anyway!

Tom Paris: Well, Harry and I wanted to explore the station. We wanted to broaden our understanding of alien cultures and...
Captain Janeway: Skip the recruiting speech, you were looking for a bar.

Tuvok: They are interfering with normal ship business.
Captain Janeway: Since when has business on this ship ever been normal?

Captain Janeway: Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for "get out".

Q: I know that you're probably asking yourself, 'Why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?
Captain Janeway: Let me guess! no-one else in the universe will have you!
Q: Nonsense! I could have chosen a Klingon Targ! A Romulan empress! A Cyrillian microbe!
Captain Janeway: Really? I beat out a single-celled organism? How flattering!

The Doctor: The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.

Captain Janeway: You know the story. Girl meets boy, girl changes boy's subroutines.

B'Elanna Torres: The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.

Captain Kathryn Janeway: It's like being pecked to death by ducks.

Q 2: Aunt Kathy, help!
Captain Janeway: Don't you "Aunt Kathy" me!
Q 2: Yell at me later!

The Doctor: If you were human, I'd say you had a severe panic attack.
Tuvok: I am not human.
The Doctor: No kidding.

[Tuvok uses the Vulcan neck pinch on a female crew member to obtain her clothes]
Captain Janeway: We could have just asked her.
Tuvok: Asking female officers for their clothing could lead to misunderstanding.

And oh so many more.


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PostWed Jan 25, 2006 9:19 pm    

"Why that green blooded son of a bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!" - Dr. McCoy, ST III

Of course, the immortal line:
"Space...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year/continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations...to boldly go where no man has gone before!" - Captain Kirk/Captain Picard

"Live long and propser." - Spock

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!" - Dr. McCoy

"Well Bones, do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?" - Kirk
"They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center" - McCoy
Star Trek: The Motion Picture

"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth." - Spock

"Him? He's harmless. Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS." - Kirk, ST IV

"Captain, I do not believe you realize the gravity of your situation." - Spock
"On the contrary, gravity is the foremost thing on my mind." - Kirk



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PostWed Jan 25, 2006 9:27 pm    

Quote:
A Dominion invasion of Ferenginar?"-Sisko
"Think of the terrible repercussions to the Alpha Quadrant!"-Rom
"I cannot think of any."-Worf(Profit and Lace)


Quote:
"Whoah! What's that? Is that a spider or a dog?"- Jadzia
"It's a Paluckoo. The Bajoran moons are full of them."- Kira
"Oh. I suppose you used to make them your pets and sing songs about them around the campfire?"- Jadzia
"No. We used to eat them..."- Kira (The Siege)


Quote:
"I have a dream; a dream that all people -- human, Jem'Hadar, Ferengi, Cardassians -- will someday stand together in peace... around my Dabo tables."- Quark (The Search)


Quote:
"No victory can make this moment any easier for me, and I promise I will not rest until I stand with you again here, in this place where I belong."-Sisko (Call To Arms)


Quote:
"I'm sure there's more than one Klingon who thinks that slaying a changeling would be worthy of a song or two."-Bashir
"Doctor, if a Klingon were to kill me, I'd expect an entire opera on the subject."-Odo(Way of the Warrior)


Quote:
"I heard an interesting rumour today."-Odo
"Only one? I started at least twelve."-Quark(Profit and Loss)


Quote:
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."-Bashir Hologram
"Well, that's original"-Doctor(Doctor Bashir, I Presume)


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PostWed Jan 25, 2006 10:58 pm    

Captain Picard wrote:
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
-Picard | Quoting Judge Aaron Satie (The Drumhead)


This is awesome one i think


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PostThu Jan 26, 2006 7:05 am    

TrekkieMage wrote:
Captain Janeway: Coffee. Black.
Neelix: Uh, sorry, Captain. We lost two more replicators this morning -...
Captain Janeway: [seizing Neelix by the shoulders] Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. *Coffee*. Black.


That's my favorite! You stole it, meany! I love that quote.

hmm...

Janeway: I want Ransom's tactical status, I want it now, Mr. Lessing.
Lessing: Or what? You'll hit me?
Janeway: No, Crewman. I'll drop the shields around this room and let your little friends come pay you a visit.
Lessing: That would be murder.
Janeway: You could also call it "Poetic Justice." -Equinox pt II

Janeway: We all make our own hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours. -Equinox pt II

Janeway: Delete the wife. -Fair Haven

Seven: I can't make another jump without damaging myself.
Janeway: I get the feeling I'm about to be drafted. -Relativity

Janeway: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. I'm going back in time to stop Braxton. But you already have him...? -Relativity

Janeway: Alright. Let's get started before my headache gets any worse. -Relativity

Janeway: See you in the 24th century.
Seven: I look forward to it. Or shall I say backward?
Janeway: Don't get started.

Oh, and there's more to come! hehe



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PostThu Jan 26, 2006 3:26 pm    

W00t!!!!!!!! Nice quotes!!

Most of my fave quotes are from VOY, and were said by Janeway or the Doctor...lol


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PostThu Jan 26, 2006 4:38 pm    

Doctor: I too come from a distinguished line.
Paris: His cousin's an electric shaver. -11:59

I like that one! hehe...

Oh, and this one!

Chakotay: Ship's status report.
Janeway: Let me guess. The holographic engineer is having problems with her program. Neelix, the Cardassian cook, is low on supplies. 7 of 12 is regenerating. And Captain Chakotay is doing just fine. -11:59



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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2

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PostThu Jan 26, 2006 7:41 pm    

Quote:
"Just once I'd like to beam down to a planet and say; Behold, I am the archangel Gabriel".


McCoy


Quote:
"Aren't you dead?"

Kirk to Spock in STII


Quote:
"Where are we going?" McCoy
"Where they went." Kirk
"Suppose they went nowhere?" McCoy
"Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all." Kirk

STII


Quote:
"Commanding a starship is your first best destiny, anything else is a waste of material."

Spock to Kirk in STII


Quote:
"Sir, you did it!"
"I did nothing..... except get caught with my britches down."

Kirk and Chekov STII


Quote:
"It is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before, a far better resting place I go to."

Kirk STII


Quote:
"Would you like a tranquilizer?"

McCoy to Kirk STII


Quote:
"Poor man, I hear he is as fruity as a nutcake."

Kirk about McCoy STIV


Quote:
"And you people, your all astronauts, on some kind of star trek."


Zefram Cochrane
First Contact


Quote:
"If we tell the truth, the time line... "

"Time line! This is no time to argue about time! We dont have the time! "


Riker and Troi, First Contact


Quote:
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kiss you, I'm only adjusting the restraint."

"I'll try to contain my disappointment. "


Doctor and Neelix
The Phage


Quote:
"I feel like I'm all alone. "

"You are all alone, I'm a holographic projection. "


Doctor, Neelix
The Phage.


Quote:
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war"
STVI
General Chang


Quote:
"Oh my."

Kirk ST Generations


Quote:
".....and just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in."
Janeway to Neelix

"Jonah? Whale?!"
Neelix exiting the ready room


Quote:
Q: "What do I have to do to please you people?"

Worf: "Die."
(I don't know what ep)


Quote:
Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!"
Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
Way of the Warrior





I like, almost want to watch a Trek movie...



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And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with our scars


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PostThu Jan 26, 2006 9:00 pm    

Theresa wrote:
Quote:

".....and just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in."
Janeway to Neelix

"Jonah? Whale?!"
Neelix exiting the ready room


What episode was this? I don't remember that. That's funny though.



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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2

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PostThu Jan 26, 2006 9:36 pm    

Here's one from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Spock: He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth
Bones: Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.


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PostFri Jan 27, 2006 6:47 am    

Voyager2004 wrote:
Theresa wrote:
Quote:

".....and just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in."
Janeway to Neelix

"Jonah? Whale?!"
Neelix exiting the ready room


What episode was this? I don't remember that. That's funny though.


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PostFri Jan 27, 2006 11:37 pm    

"Today is a good day to die"Worf.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"Worf
LOVE all worf quotes!All KLINGON quotes!


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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 12:44 pm    

Any doctor quote that starts, "I'm a doctor, not a ..."

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PostSun Jan 29, 2006 1:25 am    

I have to give it up to Founder, those were great DS9 quotes. DS9 definately provided the most depth to its dialogue when compared to the other series.

Only a few from me:

"...you must be incensed. If I were you I take a wine bottle and shoot me with it!" Garak to Dr. Bashier (Our Man Bashier)

"Quark definately is a shade of gray" Sisko to Worf (Hippocratic Oath)

"Look around you Nog, this isn't the Starfleet your used to." Quark, referring to Starfleet soldiers stationed at AR-558 (The Seige of AR-558)

"Well... and by all means, FIRE!" Gul Dukat, ordering his fleet to open fire on DS9 (Call to Arms)

A conversation between Captain Sisko and 3rd Remat'aklan (Rocks and Shoals)...

Sisko: "Do you really want to give up your life for the 'order of things'?"
Remat'aklan: "It is not my to give up... and it never was."

"The first may be a fool, but I am not." - 2nd Ixtana'Rex to Captain Sisko (One Little Ship)

"Oh, no! Your going to torture me, aren't you! How I've been dreading this. Please, have mercy on me Garak!" Odo to Garak before his interrogation aboard a Romulan Warbird. (The Die is Cast)

"Ah, pattern suicide" Smiley to Captain Sisko (Shattered Mirror)

"I hate Ferengi!" The Vorta Keevan, seconds after being fatally shot by Brunt (The Magnificent Ferengi)

"Good day, Major." Gul Dukat's most disingenuous saying (A Time to Stand)


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PostSun Jan 29, 2006 1:27 am    

Error on my previous post, Gala shot Keevan, not Brunt

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PostMon Jan 30, 2006 7:34 pm    

Quote:
And like a thousand other captains on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn....-Captain Jean-Luc Picard (ST: X)


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PostThu Mar 09, 2006 10:21 am    

"Data..Shut up" Captain Picard..(Star Trek nemesis)

"Your an Imperfect being..Created by an imperfect being" Borg Queen (First Contact.)


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PostThu Mar 09, 2006 10:28 am    

Janeway talking to the replicator.'' Coffee, Black.''

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PostThu Mar 09, 2006 8:14 pm    

Theresa wrote:


Quote:
"And you people, your all astronauts, on some kind of star trek."


Zefram Cochrane
First Contact


Quote:
"If we tell the truth, the time line... "

"Time line! This is no time to argue about time! We dont have the time! "


Riker and Troi, First Contact



LMAO! I love those 2 quotes. Especially when Troi said that to Riker. I was busting up laughing when I first watched that.


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TrekkieMage wrote:
Captain Janeway: Coffee. Black.
Neelix: Uh, sorry, Captain. We lost two more replicators this morning -...
Captain Janeway: [seizing Neelix by the shoulders] Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. *Coffee*. Black.


Yeah, I liked that one too.

Quote:
Data from Star Trek: Generations-"I just love searching for lifeforms! Oh little lifeforms...doo doo do do doo, where are you?" *sings*


Quote:
Data from Star Trek: First Contact-"I am...fully fuctional."


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PostThu Mar 09, 2006 9:12 pm    

Let me guess, Tuesday?

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PostThu Mar 09, 2006 11:27 pm    

"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack"

Rule of Aquisition #109 (Rivals, DS9)


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PostFri Mar 10, 2006 2:52 am    

Oh yeah and one more:

Quote:
Janeway: "Mr. Kim, we're Starfleet officers, weird is a part of the job."


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PostFri Mar 10, 2006 7:56 pm    

Quote:
Janeway:Fight it Harry...Thats an order. voyager Episode Scorpian Part 1



Quote:
Worf:If you were any other Man..Id kill you where you stand(star Trek First contact)



Quote:
Zefram Cochrane: To the Pheonix...May she rest in peace. (Star Trek First contact)


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