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nadia cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:12 pm Caption Contest #37 |
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Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:
Seven: "Oh romeo, oh romeo. Why do thy not turn around and show your face too me, oh romeo?"
Neelix: "well, i had a little accident with the razor..."
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
Last edited by nadia on Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:24 pm; edited 2 times in total
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Leo Wyatt Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 19045 Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:17 pm |
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I give it another shot. I doubt I win but here goes.
'' B'Elanna: Tom! Not here!
'' Tom: But, I am not doing anything.''
'' B'Elanna: huh huh, and I guess I am imagining things.
'' Tom: I think your imagination is running wild.'' Cause Harry was just behind you not me.''
'' B''Elanna: Pak'tak! Don't insult my intelligence.
'' Tom: Umm , B'Elanna you misspelled a word''.
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Kathryn16 Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bay Area - California
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:23 pm Re: Caption Contest #37 |
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This weeks caption
Tom:" Do you need any help?!" yelling over the klaxon.
The Core goes overload and B'Elanna looks at Tom.
B'Elanna:" Not any more..."
Tom:" Look on the bright side were not in Sto Vo Kor...?" He smiles.
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WeAz Commodore
Joined: 03 Apr 2004 Posts: 1519 Location: Where you aren't
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:43 pm |
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Tom: The steam pouring from your chest makes you look so hot...
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squiggy Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:20 am |
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Tom: "damnit harry... I told you not to shoot any phasers at b'ellana...these klingons are all hot air in side."
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lionhead Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:04 am |
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Tom: "No B'Elanna! Its not worth it!"
B'Elanna: "But i have to write this down, the fog is my Father! Its calling me!"
Tom: "Its not your father!"
B'Elanna: "what do you mean?"
Tom: "I only said it was so we could have some time alone..."
B'Elanna: "Oh, now you've done it mister."
Thanks for the win BTW
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Mrs. Vulcan Lieutenant
Joined: 28 Dec 2005 Posts: 174 Location: South Yorkshire England
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:47 am |
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Tom: "B'Elanna! That smells disgusting... even for a Klingon! What do you think you are you doing!"
B'Elanna: "I'm trying to find another power source to integrate with the Warp Coil! It's called 'Neelix's Rootin-Tootin Chilli after-burn!" "
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Life may not be the party we imagined it to be, but while we're here we may as well dance!
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TrekkieMage Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 5335 Location: Hiding
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:45 pm |
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Tom: What happened?!
B'Elanna: The captain's hairdryer overloaded...
[edit: I had a better idea ]
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ravenstar Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 196 Location: at my mom's house
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:03 pm |
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Tom: What? What I do?
'' B'Elanna: ha huh, caught you trying to look aye?''
Tom: Look at what? There's nothing much to look at.'
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bbbutnotbb Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 116 Location: PA
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:27 pm |
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B'Elana: Man, Dude, This is some good stuff... I feel almost peaceful.
Tom: Really, I just feel Hungry!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Admiral Dani�l Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2177 Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:55 am |
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Tom: "B'elanna! What are you doing here?!"
B'elanna: "I whas repairing a hole in the ship when Neelix needed to go to the toilet, only he missed it and my leg is stunned of poop!"
Tom: "Dammit thats the 3d time this week!"
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Tuvok8917 Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:23 am |
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B'Elanna: Tom, you must tell the Captain the bad news.
Tom: But.. she is goin to kill me when i tell her.
B'Elanna: I'm sure she can survive without coffee.
Tom: Not sure...
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Sevenofninenz Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Posts: 2441 Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:15 pm |
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Roxann: Good one Robby. You broke the smoke machine... Again.
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
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RIGGS Junior Cadet
Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 18 Location: IF THERE'S A BRIGHT CENTRE TO THE UNIVERSE ITS THE PLANET FARTHEST FROM
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 am |
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tom; b'elanna what have i told you about letting one fly near the warp core b'elanna; sorry it was the talaxian soup that neelix made last night
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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9 Ballet Babe
Joined: 20 Aug 2001 Posts: 3642 Location: DISNEY WORLD
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:45 am |
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B'Elanna: When i told you "lets heat things up a little", i meant metaphorically, not literally Tom. Also... not while i'm on duty. Can this wait?
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"...I want so much more than they've got planned."*Belle Reprise* Beauty and the Beast
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MakeItSo Commander
Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 406 Location: Somewhere in California
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:40 pm |
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Tom: "So are we having spaghetti and meatballs tonight?"
B'Elanna: "I told you not to bother me right now Tom! The smoke from Captain Janeway's most recent pot roast burning has made its way to engineering!"
Tom: "Oh come on, you in marinara sauce would be pretty tastey." *wink, wink*
B'Elanna just gives Tom the death glare.
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nadia cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:08 am Caption Contest #38 |
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Congratulations to squiggy for his winning post:
Tom: "damnit harry... I told you not to shoot any phasers at b'ellana...these klingons are all hot air in side
This weeks caption.
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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nadia cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:10 am |
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^ Sorry about that people, I'll make a new topic.
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