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nadia
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PostFri Feb 24, 2006 10:12 pm    Caption Contest #37

Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:


Seven: "Oh romeo, oh romeo. Why do thy not turn around and show your face too me, oh romeo?"

Neelix: "well, i had a little accident with the razor..."




This weeks caption




Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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Leo Wyatt
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PostFri Feb 24, 2006 10:17 pm    

I give it another shot. I doubt I win but here goes.

'' B'Elanna: Tom! Not here!
'' Tom: But, I am not doing anything.''
'' B'Elanna: huh huh, and I guess I am imagining things.
'' Tom: I think your imagination is running wild.'' Cause Harry was just behind you not me.''
'' B''Elanna: Pak'tak! Don't insult my intelligence.
'' Tom: Umm , B'Elanna you misspelled a word''.


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Kathryn16
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PostFri Feb 24, 2006 10:23 pm    Re: Caption Contest #37

This weeks caption



Tom:" Do you need any help?!" yelling over the klaxon.
The Core goes overload and B'Elanna looks at Tom.
B'Elanna:" Not any more..."
Tom:" Look on the bright side were not in Sto Vo Kor...?" He smiles.



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WeAz
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PostFri Feb 24, 2006 11:43 pm    

Tom: The steam pouring from your chest makes you look so hot...

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PostSat Feb 25, 2006 3:20 am    

Tom: "damnit harry... I told you not to shoot any phasers at b'ellana...these klingons are all hot air in side."

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PostSat Feb 25, 2006 7:04 am    

Tom: "No B'Elanna! Its not worth it!"

B'Elanna: "But i have to write this down, the fog is my Father! Its calling me!"

Tom: "Its not your father!"

B'Elanna: "what do you mean?"

Tom: "I only said it was so we could have some time alone..."

B'Elanna: "Oh, now you've done it mister."


Thanks for the win BTW



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Mrs. Vulcan
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PostSat Feb 25, 2006 10:47 am    

Tom: "B'Elanna! That smells disgusting... even for a Klingon! What do you think you are you doing!"

B'Elanna: "I'm trying to find another power source to integrate with the Warp Coil! It's called 'Neelix's Rootin-Tootin Chilli after-burn!" "



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PostSat Feb 25, 2006 3:45 pm    

Tom: What happened?!
B'Elanna: The captain's hairdryer overloaded...

[edit: I had a better idea ]


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ravenstar
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PostSat Feb 25, 2006 4:03 pm    

Tom: What? What I do?
'' B'Elanna: ha huh, caught you trying to look aye?''
Tom: Look at what? There's nothing much to look at.'


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PostSat Feb 25, 2006 4:27 pm    

B'Elana: Man, Dude, This is some good stuff... I feel almost peaceful.

Tom: Really, I just feel Hungry!



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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)

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PostMon Feb 27, 2006 1:55 am    

Tom: "B'elanna! What are you doing here?!"
B'elanna: "I whas repairing a hole in the ship when Neelix needed to go to the toilet, only he missed it and my leg is stunned of poop!"
Tom: "Dammit thats the 3d time this week!"


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PostMon Feb 27, 2006 5:23 am    

B'Elanna: Tom, you must tell the Captain the bad news.
Tom: But.. she is goin to kill me when i tell her.
B'Elanna: I'm sure she can survive without coffee.
Tom: Not sure...


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PostWed Mar 01, 2006 9:15 pm    

Roxann: Good one Robby. You broke the smoke machine... Again.


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PostThu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 am    

tom; b'elanna what have i told you about letting one fly near the warp core b'elanna; sorry it was the talaxian soup that neelix made last night

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PostThu Mar 02, 2006 9:45 am    

B'Elanna: When i told you "lets heat things up a little", i meant metaphorically, not literally Tom. Also... not while i'm on duty. Can this wait?


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PostFri Mar 03, 2006 8:40 pm    

Tom: "So are we having spaghetti and meatballs tonight?"

B'Elanna: "I told you not to bother me right now Tom! The smoke from Captain Janeway's most recent pot roast burning has made its way to engineering!"

Tom: "Oh come on, you in marinara sauce would be pretty tastey." *wink, wink*

B'Elanna just gives Tom the death glare.


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PostSun Mar 05, 2006 5:08 am    Caption Contest #38

Congratulations to squiggy for his winning post:

Tom: "damnit harry... I told you not to shoot any phasers at b'ellana...these klingons are all hot air in side





This weeks caption.





Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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PostSun Mar 05, 2006 5:10 am    

^ Sorry about that people, I'll make a new topic.

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