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nadia cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia
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Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:08 pm Caption Contest #28 |
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Congratulations to Tuvok8917 for his winning post:
Harry: I still can't believe you told me that i'm ugly in the Holodeck...
Tom: Look Harry, i can't help that i like to tell the truth.
Harry: ...
This weeks caption:
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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luit14 Commodore
Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 2232 Location: Come on in HEEERE! :P
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Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:29 pm |
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B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.
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Blancie Commodore
Joined: 27 Oct 2004 Posts: 1119 Location: Shetland
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Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:56 pm |
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B'Elanna: Bite me.
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Davay davay davay!
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squiggy Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 3007 Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:55 pm |
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Chakotay: My god... she's gorgeous... I wish... there weren't so many Ensigns around...
B'Elanna: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Chakotay: I said that out loud???
B'Elanna draws a Bat'leth, and decapitates Chakotay.
Ensign off picture: Apparently you did.
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Quinny Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 246 Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:58 am |
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B'Elanna: Ben... I mean, Chakotay... You've got a hair stiking out of your nose that you might want to take care of...
Chakotay: ... ... say what?
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lionhead Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004 Posts: 4020 Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:34 am |
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Chakotay: "Wow, you are really short."
B'elanna: "So? At least i'm not standing on my toes!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Birdy Socialist
Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.
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Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:06 pm |
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B'elanna: "So? Did I do good?"
Chakotay: "Hm, your kissing is not bad, but could be better."
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Nosce te ipsum
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Kathryn16 Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bay Area - California
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Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:24 pm |
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B'Elanna: Dame, I now understand why Janeway dosen't want to get involved in you!
Chakotay: What am I too short for you?
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Tuvok8917 Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:45 pm |
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Chakotay and B'Elanna haveing a fight in Engineering.
B'Elanna: If you ever call me shortie again then i...
Chakotay: Then what, shortie?
*B'Elanna kicks Chakotay in the balls and walks away*
Auch...
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bbbutnotbb Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 116 Location: PA
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Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:30 pm |
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B'lanna: Chakotay! have you noticed how everyonce and awhile things in this universe get blurry and these stange letters "UPN" follow me around.
Chakotay: You see them too! for a minute i thought i was going insane... better get Janeway!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Monster Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 337 Location: The Great Plains
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Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:27 am |
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Belanna: How come our picture is fuzzy and why is there a UPN logo in the corner?
Chakotay: I don't know, but like always, Janeway wants you to fix it.
Belanna: AARRGGH! I hate that woman!
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Admiral Dani�l Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2177 Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:28 am |
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Chakotay walks into sickbay and becomes angry at B'elanna
Chakotay:What the hell did you do to the Warp coil this time!? It wont react anymore thanks to you!
B'elanna:(angry)It's not my fault! That allie of Janeway, the UPC sign attacked it after I told him I didn't watched their programs!
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Tuvok8917 Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 4205 Location: On my way back home
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Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:35 am |
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Monster wrote: | Belanna: How come our picture is fuzzy and why is there a UPN logo in the corner?
Chakotay: I don't know, but like always, Janeway wants you to fix it.
Belanna: AARRGGH! I hate that woman! |
Haha, good one!
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Captain.Dan V2 *Currently Banned*
Joined: 06 May 2005 Posts: 1588 Location: My own little world
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Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:51 am |
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B'elana Torres (In a hurried and hushed voice) "Chatotay lets do something really wild"
Chakotay "Such as ?"
B'elana Torres "I dunno maybe stall the warp engines.... Just to annoy Janeway"
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Mrs. Vulcan Lieutenant
Joined: 28 Dec 2005 Posts: 174 Location: South Yorkshire England
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Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:41 am |
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B'elana: I'm telling you, Chakotay, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! It was some sort of neurochemical imbalance.
Chakotay: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Life may not be the party we imagined it to be, but while we're here we may as well dance!
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