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nadia
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PostFri Dec 23, 2005 6:08 pm    Caption Contest #28

Congratulations to Tuvok8917 for his winning post:

Harry: I still can't believe you told me that i'm ugly in the Holodeck...
Tom: Look Harry, i can't help that i like to tell the truth.
Harry: ...



This weeks caption:



Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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luit14
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PostFri Dec 23, 2005 6:29 pm    

B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.



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Blancie
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PostFri Dec 23, 2005 7:56 pm    

B'Elanna: Bite me.


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Davay davay davay!

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squiggy
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Joined: 09 Mar 2004
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Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!

PostFri Dec 23, 2005 8:55 pm    

Chakotay: My god... she's gorgeous... I wish... there weren't so many Ensigns around...
B'Elanna: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Chakotay: I said that out loud???
B'Elanna draws a Bat'leth, and decapitates Chakotay.
Ensign off picture: Apparently you did.


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Quinny
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Joined: 10 Apr 2005
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Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.

PostSat Dec 24, 2005 12:58 am    

B'Elanna: Ben... I mean, Chakotay... You've got a hair stiking out of your nose that you might want to take care of...

Chakotay: ... ... say what?


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lionhead
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PostSat Dec 24, 2005 6:34 am    

Chakotay: "Wow, you are really short."

B'elanna: "So? At least i'm not standing on my toes!"



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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore

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Birdy
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PostSat Dec 24, 2005 12:06 pm    

B'elanna: "So? Did I do good?"
Chakotay: "Hm, your kissing is not bad, but could be better."



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Nosce te ipsum

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Kathryn16
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PostSun Dec 25, 2005 10:24 pm    

B'Elanna: Dame, I now understand why Janeway dosen't want to get involved in you!
Chakotay: What am I too short for you?


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Tuvok8917
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PostMon Dec 26, 2005 2:45 pm    

Chakotay and B'Elanna haveing a fight in Engineering.

B'Elanna: If you ever call me shortie again then i...
Chakotay: Then what, shortie?
*B'Elanna kicks Chakotay in the balls and walks away*


Auch...


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bbbutnotbb
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PostMon Dec 26, 2005 5:30 pm    

B'lanna: Chakotay! have you noticed how everyonce and awhile things in this universe get blurry and these stange letters "UPN" follow me around.

Chakotay: You see them too! for a minute i thought i was going insane... better get Janeway!



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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)

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Monster
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PostTue Dec 27, 2005 11:27 am    

Belanna: How come our picture is fuzzy and why is there a UPN logo in the corner?

Chakotay: I don't know, but like always, Janeway wants you to fix it.

Belanna: AARRGGH! I hate that woman!


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Admiral Dani�l
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PostWed Dec 28, 2005 9:28 am    

Chakotay walks into sickbay and becomes angry at B'elanna
Chakotay:What the hell did you do to the Warp coil this time!? It wont react anymore thanks to you!
B'elanna:(angry)It's not my fault! That allie of Janeway, the UPC sign attacked it after I told him I didn't watched their programs!


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Tuvok8917
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PostWed Dec 28, 2005 9:35 am    

Monster wrote:
Belanna: How come our picture is fuzzy and why is there a UPN logo in the corner?

Chakotay: I don't know, but like always, Janeway wants you to fix it.

Belanna: AARRGGH! I hate that woman!


Haha, good one!


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Captain.Dan V2
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PostThu Dec 29, 2005 5:51 am    

B'elana Torres (In a hurried and hushed voice) "Chatotay lets do something really wild"

Chakotay "Such as ?"

B'elana Torres "I dunno maybe stall the warp engines.... Just to annoy Janeway"


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Mrs. Vulcan
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PostThu Dec 29, 2005 7:41 am    

B'elana: I'm telling you, Chakotay, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! It was some sort of neurochemical imbalance.

Chakotay: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!



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