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nadia
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Location: Australia
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 Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:20 pm Caption Contest #29 |
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Congratulations to luit14 for his winning post:
B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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lionhead
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Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:23 am |
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Tss, i thought mine was funnier...
Kes*Whispering*: "Psst, harry. am i seeing this correctly? Is Tuvok wearing shoulderpads?"
Harry: "No, but i am!"
Tuvok: "Whispering is illogical, my ears do a lot more then just keep my head in one place."
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Tuvok8917
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Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:35 am |
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Tuvok thinking: Hubba, hubba!!
Kes whispering: Do you see Tuvok watching? Harry?"
Harry: ... Huh, oh you said something?"
Kes: Geesh, man..
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:38 am Re: Caption Contest #29 |
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| nadia wrote: | Congratulations to luit14 for his winning post:
B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks |
Kes: Tuvok, did you see the captains...
Tuvok: Boobs? Of course, they are much bigger then they used to be.
Janeway: I heard you, tuvok! I am fully natural!*quickly looks if you can see the implants*
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lionhead
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Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:01 am |
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| Tuvok8917 wrote: | Tuvok thinking: Hubba, hubba!!
Kes whispering: Do you see Tuvok watching? Harry?"
Harry: ... Huh, oh you said something?"
Kes: Geesh, man.. |
Hahaha  You beat me on that one.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Kathryn16
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Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:45 pm Re: Caption Contest #29 |
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This weeks caption
Harry:"So Captain...are you doing anything later?"
Janeway:"Excuse me Mr. Kim but i'm old enough to be your mother. Besides I have a prevous engagement with Commander Chakotay."
*Waits a minute then turns to Kes"
Kes:"Your joking i'm young enough to be your daughter..."frouns
*Looks at Tuvok*
Tuvok:"Don't even think of asking me..."
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:29 pm |
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Harry: Kes, keep your skirt down, can't you see the partly-nude man in the background of this picture behind tuvok?
Janeway: Maybe we can barter her, and get some coffee...
Tuvok, Harry, Kes, and guy in the background: CAPTAIN! THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!
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lionhead
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Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:05 am |
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Just for the record: The woman on the right is not Janeway.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Tuvok8917
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Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:34 am |
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| lionhead wrote: | | Just for the record: The woman on the right is not Janeway. |
So? Does that matter? That woman look's a lot like Janeway.
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lionhead
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:43 am |
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Owwwwkay. Sure.
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:15 am |
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For the record, the photo is from the Season 3 Episode, "Alter Ego." The woman on the right is Morena.
Ensign Kim: And that's what I think is happening....
Kes: You really think psychotic Voyager fans are snapping images of us in our luau garb and posting them up on some deranged, fanatical website for its users to mock with ridiculous captions?
Lieutenant Tuvok: Kes, that would be highly illogical.
Kim: What's worse is....I think they do this every week!
Kes: *Gasp..tries to cover herself up, feeling violated*
Morena: What's a website?
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Tuvok8917
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Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:29 am |
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Hahahahaha That's a good one, Cathexis. You beated me with that one.
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:01 pm |
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I agree. Bravo!
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
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Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:57 pm |
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I have to admit, I'm pretty sharp for 6am. lol. That's what time it was when I made that caption. lol it is pretty funny....
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lionhead
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| Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:45 am |
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| Cathexis wrote: | | I have to admit, I'm pretty sharp for 6am. lol. That's what time it was when I made that caption. lol it is pretty funny.... |
Don't get cocky now... 
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Thomas
Pool Princess
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| Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:32 am |
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^ Don't get hypocritical now...
No offence,
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Gloss rhymes with hair!
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:48 pm |
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Harry: Tuvok, were about to go hydrosailing, where's your speedo?
Tuvok: Mr. Kim, I'm not sure they make my size.
Kes: Neelix made his out of leola root. Maybe he could make one for you, Tuvok.
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:50 pm |
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| lionhead wrote: | | Cathexis wrote: | | I have to admit, I'm pretty sharp for 6am. lol. That's what time it was when I made that caption. lol it is pretty funny.... |
Don't get cocky now... |
No cockiness here...just surprise...lol I'm serious, I was way out of it....
Hehe I like that one, Monster...
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monroe
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 120
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| Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:21 pm |
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harry:hey, let ruin someone's life.
tuvok: hehe, ok, umm how about the doctor
kes:come on guys, wait the doctor? OK
*harry whispers to morena what to do*
morena impersonates receptionist at local vacation planet: hello mr. doctor, you and a miss danara pel left some personal garments in your living space.
doctor: i was never on any planet with dr. pel
morena:you arn't you a buff, body builder with a full head of hair, opps my mistake.*cuts comm*
Last edited by monroe on Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:36 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Cathexis
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Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:33 pm |
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| monroe wrote: | harry:hey, let ruin someone's life.
tuvok: hehe, ok, umm how about the doctor
kes:come on guys, wait the doctor? OK
*harry whispers to morena what to do*
morena impersonats receptionist at local vacation planet: hello mr. doctor, you and a miss danara pel left some personal garments in your living space.
doctor: i was never on any planet with dr. pel
morena:you arn't you a buff, body builder with a full head of hair, opps my mistake.*cuts comm* |
Ahaahahahahahaha.....I like it, minus the typos....
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monroe
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
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| Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:39 pm |
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i fixed the one i saw,
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:52 am |
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Harry: Darn Starfleet issue male swimsuits... I can't even move in these things.
Tuvok: Movement is illogical!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Quinny
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 246
Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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| Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:53 am |
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Tuvok: Kes, according to Star Fleet regulation 23, your swim suit is to revealing. I'm afraid that I'll have to take you into custody and throw you in the brig.
Kes: Harry, does it really say that?
Harry: Um, Yes, I , Um i think so, hmmm only if i can come to!
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damrod
Junior Cadet
Joined: 03 Oct 2005
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| Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:28 am |
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kes:harry shall we swim later this day?
harry: no i have shifts today
*looks sad and looks at tuvok*
kes:shall we swim then tuvok so that you can relax a moment?
tuvok:no i must prepare myself for my meditation ask morena if you want
morena:no i can't kes because i am on the seducingtour here
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:34 am |
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'' Harry: Morena, wow you as pretty as the Captain.''
'' Morena[aka Janeway in disquise] What are you talking about Harry?''
Harry screams aggggggggh!
'' Tuvok: Is that screaming logical when I knew it was Janeway by her voice.''
'' Kes: I don't understand.''
'' Tuvok: My pupil, Janeway seems to be wanting her youth back.
Harry is grossed out hehehe
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