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PostFri Dec 30, 2005 9:20 pm    Caption Contest #29

Congratulations to luit14 for his winning post:

B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.



This weeks caption




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PostSat Dec 31, 2005 5:23 am    

Tss, i thought mine was funnier...


Kes*Whispering*: "Psst, harry. am i seeing this correctly? Is Tuvok wearing shoulderpads?"

Harry: "No, but i am!"


Tuvok: "Whispering is illogical, my ears do a lot more then just keep my head in one place."



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PostSat Dec 31, 2005 5:35 am    

Tuvok thinking: Hubba, hubba!!
Kes whispering: Do you see Tuvok watching? Harry?"
Harry: ... Huh, oh you said something?"
Kes: Geesh, man..


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PostSat Dec 31, 2005 5:38 am    Re: Caption Contest #29

nadia wrote:
Congratulations to luit14 for his winning post:

B'elana- Chakotay! Have you been listening to me?!
Chakotay- ...Yes B'elana... It's just... you're breath really stinks.



This weeks caption




Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


Kes: Tuvok, did you see the captains...

Tuvok: Boobs? Of course, they are much bigger then they used to be.

Janeway: I heard you, tuvok! I am fully natural!*quickly looks if you can see the implants*


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PostSat Dec 31, 2005 9:01 am    

Tuvok8917 wrote:
Tuvok thinking: Hubba, hubba!!
Kes whispering: Do you see Tuvok watching? Harry?"
Harry: ... Huh, oh you said something?"
Kes: Geesh, man..



Hahaha You beat me on that one.



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PostSat Dec 31, 2005 6:45 pm    Re: Caption Contest #29

This weeks caption



Harry:"So Captain...are you doing anything later?"
Janeway:"Excuse me Mr. Kim but i'm old enough to be your mother. Besides I have a prevous engagement with Commander Chakotay."
*Waits a minute then turns to Kes"
Kes:"Your joking i'm young enough to be your daughter..."frouns
*Looks at Tuvok*
Tuvok:"Don't even think of asking me..."


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PostSat Dec 31, 2005 11:29 pm    

Harry: Kes, keep your skirt down, can't you see the partly-nude man in the background of this picture behind tuvok?
Janeway: Maybe we can barter her, and get some coffee...
Tuvok, Harry, Kes, and guy in the background: CAPTAIN! THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!


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PostSun Jan 01, 2006 3:05 am    

Just for the record: The woman on the right is not Janeway.


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PostMon Jan 02, 2006 6:34 am    

lionhead wrote:
Just for the record: The woman on the right is not Janeway.


So? Does that matter? That woman look's a lot like Janeway.


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PostMon Jan 02, 2006 8:43 am    

Owwwwkay. Sure.

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PostMon Jan 02, 2006 9:15 am    

For the record, the photo is from the Season 3 Episode, "Alter Ego." The woman on the right is Morena.



Ensign Kim: And that's what I think is happening....

Kes: You really think psychotic Voyager fans are snapping images of us in our luau garb and posting them up on some deranged, fanatical website for its users to mock with ridiculous captions?

Lieutenant Tuvok: Kes, that would be highly illogical.

Kim: What's worse is....I think they do this every week!

Kes: *Gasp..tries to cover herself up, feeling violated*

Morena: What's a website?


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PostMon Jan 02, 2006 9:29 am    

Hahahahaha That's a good one, Cathexis. You beated me with that one.

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PostMon Jan 02, 2006 1:01 pm    

I agree. Bravo!

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PostMon Jan 02, 2006 3:57 pm    

I have to admit, I'm pretty sharp for 6am. lol. That's what time it was when I made that caption. lol it is pretty funny....

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PostTue Jan 03, 2006 10:45 am    

Cathexis wrote:
I have to admit, I'm pretty sharp for 6am. lol. That's what time it was when I made that caption. lol it is pretty funny....



Don't get cocky now...



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PostTue Jan 03, 2006 11:32 am    

^ Don't get hypocritical now...

No offence,



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PostTue Jan 03, 2006 11:48 pm    

Harry: Tuvok, were about to go hydrosailing, where's your speedo?

Tuvok: Mr. Kim, I'm not sure they make my size.

Kes: Neelix made his out of leola root. Maybe he could make one for you, Tuvok.


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PostTue Jan 03, 2006 11:50 pm    

lionhead wrote:
Cathexis wrote:
I have to admit, I'm pretty sharp for 6am. lol. That's what time it was when I made that caption. lol it is pretty funny....



Don't get cocky now...


No cockiness here...just surprise...lol I'm serious, I was way out of it....

Hehe I like that one, Monster...


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PostWed Jan 04, 2006 9:21 pm    

harry:hey, let ruin someone's life.
tuvok: hehe, ok, umm how about the doctor
kes:come on guys, wait the doctor? OK
*harry whispers to morena what to do*
morena impersonates receptionist at local vacation planet: hello mr. doctor, you and a miss danara pel left some personal garments in your living space.
doctor: i was never on any planet with dr. pel
morena:you arn't you a buff, body builder with a full head of hair, opps my mistake.*cuts comm*


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PostWed Jan 04, 2006 9:33 pm    

monroe wrote:
harry:hey, let ruin someone's life.
tuvok: hehe, ok, umm how about the doctor
kes:come on guys, wait the doctor? OK
*harry whispers to morena what to do*
morena impersonats receptionist at local vacation planet: hello mr. doctor, you and a miss danara pel left some personal garments in your living space.
doctor: i was never on any planet with dr. pel
morena:you arn't you a buff, body builder with a full head of hair, opps my mistake.*cuts comm*


Ahaahahahahahaha.....I like it, minus the typos....



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PostWed Jan 04, 2006 9:39 pm    

i fixed the one i saw,

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PostThu Jan 05, 2006 12:52 am    

Harry: Darn Starfleet issue male swimsuits... I can't even move in these things.

Tuvok: Movement is illogical!



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PostThu Jan 05, 2006 3:53 am    

Tuvok: Kes, according to Star Fleet regulation 23, your swim suit is to revealing. I'm afraid that I'll have to take you into custody and throw you in the brig.

Kes: Harry, does it really say that?

Harry: Um, Yes, I , Um i think so, hmmm only if i can come to!


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PostThu Jan 05, 2006 7:28 am    

kes:harry shall we swim later this day?
harry: no i have shifts today
*looks sad and looks at tuvok*
kes:shall we swim then tuvok so that you can relax a moment?
tuvok:no i must prepare myself for my meditation ask morena if you want
morena:no i can't kes because i am on the seducingtour here


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PostThu Jan 05, 2006 7:34 am    

'' Harry: Morena, wow you as pretty as the Captain.''
'' Morena[aka Janeway in disquise] What are you talking about Harry?''
Harry screams aggggggggh!
'' Tuvok: Is that screaming logical when I knew it was Janeway by her voice.''
'' Kes: I don't understand.''
'' Tuvok: My pupil, Janeway seems to be wanting her youth back.


Harry is grossed out hehehe


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