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Starfleet #327
Captain
Joined: 27 Aug 2003
Posts: 526
Location: Australia
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 Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:14 am Voyager Caption Contest #10 |
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Yeah! I got my Season 2 DVD's, So now there is a whole new set of images for Captioning! 
Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Sevenofninenz for his Caption:
I would also like to Congratulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible.  If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.
Here is this Weeks image:
All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it. 
Happy Captioning!!
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:20 am |
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Doctor: Captain, my program is going to explode soon.
Janeway: Doctor, we are doing everything we can to help you.
Doctor: Before i "die" i need to ask something from you.
Janeway: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Kiss me
Janeway: What?!
Doctor: Captain, please.
Janeway: No!
Doctor: Kiss me...Kiss me...Kiss me....BOOM! *The doctor's program exploded*
Janeway: *Slaps herself in the face and says quietly to herself, im feeling guilty*
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:23 am |
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'' Doctor: Does holograms subjext to get a mingrane? ''After hearing Neelix go on and on about his cooking, pains me alittle.''
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:01 am |
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Kes: Doctor?
The Doctor: Yes Kes.
Kes: I need you to do me a favor.
The Doctor: What is it?
Kes: I'm going to need you to rub my feet until my toung starts to swell.
The Doctor: What for? (in shock because he has never heard anything like it)
Kes: For my rare condition of foot mold.  
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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway
"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:15 am |
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Tom: *after he scans the doctor* "Nothings wrong with his matrix."
Doctor: (in a soft voice) Captain, come here.
(she does)
Doctor: Captain,.......after the smell of that truck....i've been stuned ever since.
Captain: Should I erase the memory of it?
Doctor: Would you?
Captain: I'm on my way!
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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway
"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:22 am |
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**Tuvok walks into sickbay**
Tuvok: What are you doing doctor?
Doctor: I'm doing what you suggested, meditate.
Tuvok: Interesting, I have never seen such a meditation.
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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway
"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:27 am |
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The Doctor:   I have just lost another hair!
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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway
"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."
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DeltasVoyager
Captain
Joined: 06 Jul 2004
Posts: 762
Location: Where no one has been before!
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:28 am |
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(Doctor thinking): Neelix's face is making me sick
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:39 am |
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The doctor: "Doctor!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:22 pm |
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Doctor thinks: Did I just see Seven of Nine naked? 
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:42 pm |
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" Doctor: Mr. Paris may I remind you not clutter my sickbay while I am offline.''
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:45 pm |
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Doctor *to Capt. Janeway*: Seven Of Nine is that really you???
Janeway *looking perplext*: Doctor, who is this Seven of Nine?
BTW: I'm a her not a him
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
My LJ
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 6:29 pm |
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The Doctor:Am I dying Captain?
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Starfleet #327
Captain
Joined: 27 Aug 2003
Posts: 526
Location: Australia
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:39 pm |
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| Sevenofninenz wrote: | Doctor *to Capt. Janeway*: Seven Of Nine is that really you???
Janeway *looking perplext*: Doctor, who is this Seven of Nine?
BTW: I'm a her not a him |
Sorry.. This is the first time i've had this problem.. 
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Visit my Website! The Badlands
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Zippy
Commodore
Joined: 15 Jun 2004
Posts: 1790
Location: i'm where i should be
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| Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:52 pm |
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Doctor (sad): "...and she said that i was just a stupid hologram and she could delete me whenever she wanted"
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-zippy
Fun, Nice, Simple
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:28 am |
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That's okay!!!! I though I should just point it out.
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Barcley (off camera) : Dr. Zimmerman, are you okay??? You had a bump on your head, and have been unconsious for about an hour. Are you okay???
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
My LJ
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z-i-p-p-y
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 23 Jul 2004
Posts: 276
Location: England.... that place that looks like a kangaroo
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| Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:48 am |
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Doctor: "Then the Borg took my favourite teddy bear!!"
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 2:16 am |
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Who is the man, who would risk his neck for his brother man?
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 3:22 am |
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Doctor: "Doctor, can a hologram get tired?"
Psychiatrist: "No, doctor, you can't."
Doctor: "Blasted!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 4:05 am |
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Doctor: The music is so grand that i think that i am about to tear.
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 132
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 7:29 am |
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=/\=Doctor: I have NEVER heard anything like it,......Janeway's voice!
Last edited by Lee Jordan on Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:09 am; edited 1 time in total
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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway
"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."
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Thomas
Pool Princess
Joined: 08 Jul 2001
Posts: 19730
Location: Manchester
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:41 am |
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Please state the nature of my medical emergency.
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Gloss rhymes with hair!
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1/1
Rear Admiral
Joined: 12 Apr 2002
Posts: 3311
Location: La La Land
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:53 pm |
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Doc: Awww everythings so prettiful, the rooms spinning round. Hey Tom, you're melting!
Tom: Doc, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't take holographic pot!
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Sun Jul 25, 2004 3:28 pm |
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Captain, this is entire un-necessary! Im a doctor, not a pedicurist! I just will not clip Neelix's toenails!
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:49 am |
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Doctor: Am i a good actor?...Look at me putting on a sad face.
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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