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Starfleet #327
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 2:14 am    Voyager Caption Contest #10

Yeah! I got my Season 2 DVD's, So now there is a whole new set of images for Captioning!

Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Sevenofninenz for his Caption:



I would also like to Congratulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible. If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.


Here is this Weeks image:



All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it.

Happy Captioning!!


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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 2:20 am    

Doctor: Captain, my program is going to explode soon.
Janeway: Doctor, we are doing everything we can to help you.
Doctor: Before i "die" i need to ask something from you.
Janeway: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Kiss me
Janeway: What?!
Doctor: Captain, please.
Janeway: No!
Doctor: Kiss me...Kiss me...Kiss me....BOOM! *The doctor's program exploded*
Janeway: *Slaps herself in the face and says quietly to herself, im feeling guilty*



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Leo Wyatt
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 5:23 am    

'' Doctor: Does holograms subjext to get a mingrane? ''After hearing Neelix go on and on about his cooking, pains me alittle.''

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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 7:01 am    

Kes: Doctor?
The Doctor: Yes Kes.
Kes: I need you to do me a favor.
The Doctor: What is it?
Kes: I'm going to need you to rub my feet until my toung starts to swell.
The Doctor: What for? (in shock because he has never heard anything like it)
Kes: For my rare condition of foot mold.



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"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."

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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 7:15 am    

Tom: *after he scans the doctor* "Nothings wrong with his matrix."
Doctor: (in a soft voice) Captain, come here.
(she does)
Doctor: Captain,.......after the smell of that truck....i've been stuned ever since.
Captain: Should I erase the memory of it?
Doctor: Would you?
Captain: I'm on my way!



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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 7:22 am    

**Tuvok walks into sickbay**
Tuvok: What are you doing doctor?
Doctor: I'm doing what you suggested, meditate.
Tuvok: Interesting, I have never seen such a meditation.



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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 7:27 am    

The Doctor: I have just lost another hair!


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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 11:28 am    

(Doctor thinking): Neelix's face is making me sick

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lionhead
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 11:39 am    

The doctor: "Doctor!"


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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 12:22 pm    

Doctor thinks: Did I just see Seven of Nine naked?

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Leo Wyatt
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 12:42 pm    

" Doctor: Mr. Paris may I remind you not clutter my sickbay while I am offline.''

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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 5:45 pm    

Doctor *to Capt. Janeway*: Seven Of Nine is that really you???
Janeway *looking perplext*: Doctor, who is this Seven of Nine?


BTW: I'm a her not a him



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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 6:29 pm    

The Doctor:Am I dying Captain?

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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 8:39 pm    

Sevenofninenz wrote:
Doctor *to Capt. Janeway*: Seven Of Nine is that really you???
Janeway *looking perplext*: Doctor, who is this Seven of Nine?


BTW: I'm a her not a him


Sorry.. This is the first time i've had this problem..



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Zippy
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PostFri Jul 23, 2004 11:52 pm    

Doctor (sad): "...and she said that i was just a stupid hologram and she could delete me whenever she wanted"


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PostSat Jul 24, 2004 2:28 am    

That's okay!!!! I though I should just point it out.

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Barcley (off camera) : Dr. Zimmerman, are you okay??? You had a bump on your head, and have been unconsious for about an hour. Are you okay???



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PostSat Jul 24, 2004 8:48 am    

Doctor: "Then the Borg took my favourite teddy bear!!"

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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 2:16 am    

Who is the man, who would risk his neck for his brother man?

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lionhead
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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 3:22 am    

Doctor: "Doctor, can a hologram get tired?"

Psychiatrist: "No, doctor, you can't."

Doctor: "Blasted!"



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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 4:05 am    

Doctor: The music is so grand that i think that i am about to tear.


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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 7:29 am    

=/\=Doctor: I have NEVER heard anything like it,......Janeway's voice!

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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 8:41 am    

Please state the nature of my medical emergency.


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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 1:53 pm    

Doc: Awww everythings so prettiful, the rooms spinning round. Hey Tom, you're melting!

Tom: Doc, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't take holographic pot!


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PostSun Jul 25, 2004 3:28 pm    

Captain, this is entire un-necessary! Im a doctor, not a pedicurist! I just will not clip Neelix's toenails!

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PostMon Jul 26, 2004 6:49 am    

Doctor: Am i a good actor?...Look at me putting on a sad face.


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