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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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Congratulations to ~Voyager Fanatic~ for his winning post:
Q: Gross!
Q2: What is that?!
Janeway: What is it?!
Q: A ZIT!
Janeway: Really?!
Q and Q2: Just Kidding!
Janeway: Get out!
This Weeks Caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
Last edited by nadia on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:32 am; edited 1 time in total
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:10 pm |
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Doctor:Im Afraid to tell you Captain that your preganut and your about maybe 2 to 3 weeks.
Janeway:What? That can't be Im not preganut its a hoxe.
Doctor:Im just joking with you Captain and your not it was a joke planned by me and the rest of the crew.
Janeway:You guys tricked me I'll get you guys back.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:18 pm |
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preganut?  , i know my english is funny sometimes but thats hilarious!
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:24 pm |
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Doctor: Captain? Apparently, like Tuvix, you are a mix of two different people...
Janeway: Well then, I better go kill myself.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:28 pm |
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Doctor: "Captain, your caffeine levels are extremely high. are you feeling alright?"
Janeway: "Your such a pretty pony." *Pets the Doctor*
Edit: Just a small edit. 
Last edited by lionhead on Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:20 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:30 pm |
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Doctor: Im sorry to say Captain but you are infected with the known deadly disease called AIDs.
Janeway: Oh no! Id better tell Chakotay! (runs off with speed)
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Alucard
Vampire
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 2780
Location: Caaaaaanada
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:13 pm |
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Andy that was golden!
Doctor: "Captain, you have a serious illness."
Janeway: "What is it?"
Doctor: "Stupidity."
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startrekgirltng
Black Belt Woman
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Posts: 604
Location: The USS Enterprise NCC 1701 E bridge or my ready room
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| Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:01 pm |
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Janeway: Soooooooo?
Doctor: um... either this thing is not working or you are not human. it seems that your brain has become jelly.
Janeway: are you sure you aren't scanning your self, because you are holding it backwards.
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Engage!!
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:11 am |
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Janeway: I'm WHAT?!?!!!?!?!?!!?
Doc: It's perfectly possible if the holo-safeties were off......*long silence* Were the safeties off, Captain?
Janeway: *embarrassed, says to herself* I knew O'Sullivan was lying! *plans to deactivate character from Fair Haven*
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:57 am |
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| mad_d0ggie wrote: | Doctor: "Captain, you have a serious illness."
Janeway: "What is it?"
Doctor: "Stupidity." |
Nice. True too.
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:28 pm |
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| Kathryn16 wrote: | Doctor: Im sorry to say Captain but you are infected with the known deadly disease called AIDs.
Janeway: Oh no! Id better tell Chakotay! (runs off with speed) |
For once I actually had a quote to put on here, but you beat me to it!!! LOL.
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Toad
Chief of Security
Joined: 28 Aug 2003
Posts: 936
Location: The Great Plains
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| Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:27 pm |
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Doctor: I'm sorry captain, but you've contracted a deadly virus...you only have a few days left.
Janeway: (Mutters something about getting the ship home)
Doctor: ...um...Perhaps you would like an anelgesic?
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RIGGS
Junior Cadet
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
Posts: 18
Location: IF THERE'S A BRIGHT CENTRE TO THE UNIVERSE ITS THE PLANET FARTHEST FROM
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| Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:50 am |
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doctor; so captain that will be 50 dollars to refit your dodgy outfit,75 dollars to sort out your outdated hairstyle,and as for your face ,were still working on the technology for that. janeway; doctor **** off
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:26 am |
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Notice: I am a boy....the reason why i put Janeway in my avatar is because i am a fan of hers.
Caption:
Doctor: Now that you're done here in sickbay, how about listening to my speech in the mess hall at 0800 hrs.
Janeway: Erm, suddenly i have a headache.
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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natane
Senior Cadet
Joined: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 29
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| Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:30 am |
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Doctor: Captain, I've detected a massive kafein in your blood.
Janeway:What?
Doctor:It's now in a very danger level. One more cup you drink, there's 90% possibility that you'll die instantly.
Janeway:Oh-no...Well I guess I'll just start using glass to drink coffee then. Thanks for the warning doctor.
Doctor:???
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:14 pm |
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LOL Natane! Quite clever!
And Voy Fanatic..???? what's with the notice??????? Funny caption tho!
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:43 pm |
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Janeway: You did WHAT with my coffee?!?!?!
Doctor: n.n.n.now Captain, it's right here it's just....
Janeway: Computer, deactivate EMH!
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My LJ
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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:34 am |
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| ~Voyager Fanatic~ wrote: | Notice: I am a boy....the reason why i put Janeway in my avatar is because i am a fan of hers.
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Ouch, really really sorry bout that, I changed it 
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:16 am |
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| nadia wrote: | | ~Voyager Fanatic~ wrote: | Notice: I am a boy....the reason why i put Janeway in my avatar is because i am a fan of hers.
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Ouch, really really sorry bout that, I changed it |
It's alright lol!
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tycoon64
Cat Specialist
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
Posts: 1128
Location: Lost where I can never be found
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| Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:34 am |
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Janeway: Are you sure?
Doc: Yes, I am.
Janeway: But I dont understand how I could be pregnant.......
Doc: Would you like me to explain the process to you? I know most of the processes species in the Federation use....
Janeway: No thanks, doc. I know already. I still think Q is involved.
Doc: You had relations with Q? How intreging.
Janeway: No! You misunderstood Doc.
Doc: What ever you say... You are the one who said it.
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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 101
Location: In a cave.
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| Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:27 am |
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Doc:Captain, I'm concerned ab...
Janeway:Whats that? Is..is that hair growing?
Doc:Well..I...uh..made some changes to my pro*fades off, embarassed*
Janeway:Well, I just thought that you would have put it all there immediately instead of growing it..
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