marimbaplayer

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:26 pm**

maybe you should tell your mom instead of me.

madlilnerd · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:27 pm**

I can't. The whole thing is that I have to do this screwy thing so that I actually get to see my mum in the summer hols. Otherwise, she's always at church and I never get to see her.

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:33 pm**

Maybe you should pray about it.

madlilnerd · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:34 pm**

Okay. Fine. I will.

IntrepidIsMe · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:19 pm**

marimbaplayer · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:33 pm**

eh...god...nosey bastard.

Ha, I thought you were talking about lips aaron, not coffee bean aaron.

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:58 pm**

Haha... no... lips Aaron is scrool because he's Frog Aaron. Unfortunatly, he has my keys. So I shouldn't make fun of him.

madlilnerd · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:32 am**

Jesse... why do you wish you were a chia pet? My mum has one, it's creepy and no body likes it.

Starbuck · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:34 pm**

I have a chia pet... sadly its on its last leg.... I forgot to water it.... again..... and uh.. its not pretty....

madlilnerd · **Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:51 pm**

Mum called hers Giles, but now she put it's hair in bunches and it looks like a girl... so I guess it's a transvestite chia pet.

marimbaplayer · **Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:36 pm**

IntrepidIsMe · **Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:37 pm**

What does the oscar mayer song have to do with chia pets, exactly?

marimbaplayer · **Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:41 pm**

you know... "I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner, that is what I truly wish to be, for if I were an oscar meyer weiner, everyone would be in love with me."

Well I don't want everyone to be in love with me, just one or two sexy girl people. And also I was just fiddling around in paint and this came out. You grasp the concept? Yes?

IntrepidIsMe · **Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:46 pm**

Oh, the "I wish I was" part. Now its all coming together, yes. I'm not sure that being a chia pet would make you all that attractive. But I suppose it might be worth a try.

Sam Kenobi · **Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:51 pm**

Yeah, jesse. Wouldn't you rather be... a lobster or something?

marimbaplayer · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:09 am**

I dunno, I think that chia pets are pretty sexy bastards, myself.

and no, lobsters get eaten. The worst that happens to a chia pet is that its hair gets cut. Or it dies from dehydration. I'd rather die from drowning myself.

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:11 am**

but lobsters have magnets

marimbaplayer · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:18 am**

yeah but they also get eaten. My magnet would probably get stolen from me by a white mountain man anyway.

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:22 am**

Or people gambling off the red carpet

marimbaplayer · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:24 am**

No that would be my shirt. Frikkin drunk hussies.

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:26 am**

you should have just taken it off. VEGAS!!!

marimbaplayer · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:29 am**

no then they would have turned into vampires and sucked my indian blood, gaining strength from my natural powers. And also they weren't that cute.

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:31 am**

And you were lost. LIke a puppy, I guess.

marimbaplayer · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:40 am**

a really really sexy puppy.

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:41 am**

chuh. totally.