Caption Contest#11

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Congratulations to Cathexis for her winning post:

Chakotay: So, you're positive this'll knock her out?
Neelix: Commander, you insult me...by the time she's digested all of it, there'll only be this much left of the strict, uptight Captain we've all known for years. Believe me, she'll be putty in your hands!
Chakotay: She better be, or else the next time you come into this galley, you'll find a giant replicator instead!

This Weeks Caption

Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:08 am**

You cop out. Couldn't even come up with an explanation for WHY we are only allowed one caption. And I'm not suprised you tried to gloss over my genius. Impartial, I think not!

I will be starting my own voyager caption competion where MULTIPLE captions are welcome, very soon. Stay tuned.

Puck · The Texan Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Posts: 5596

Nadia does not have to post an explanation for anything. This is her contest, and she is allowed to do whatever she pleases, as long as she does not break any forum rules. If we can't agree with her, then don't participate in her contest if it is such a big deal.

madlilnerd · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:15 am**

Janeway: So, Mr Tuvix, what do you think of the new low-cut woman's uniform?

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:16 am**

Well thats just fine. Because I'm branching out on my own.. Starting my own caption contest, so don't you worry yer lil' self over it.

I will be using established rules from other forums and the themes will be Voyager related but way better so thats done then.. Don't get too trigger happy with that mod finger.. Its only the internet.

Oh, but I'm still going to participate in all her contests though.. I mean I'm game all the way.. ZING!!

Jeremy · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:38 am**

You don't have to be a member of STV. If you disagree with the rules on the board you don't have to stay. Simple as that.

lionhead · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:39 am**

Janeway(a little nervous): "Eh, yes... Well. mr tuvix... What uhm... What... How do i say this? You uhm... well... You know... You are like... Do you also have?..... What is that....what do... Uhm... you want a cup of coffee?"

dogbert · Junior Cadet Joined: 07 Aug 2005 Posts: 19

Mr Turvix:So when did the alien spacecraft land on your head?

Janeway: It was yesterday morning, just after I finished my Coco Pebbles.

Mr Turvix: And have you been contacted?

Janeway: Yes, the little aliens have built a shaft into my head and will mine for brains

Mr Turvix: Oh what a stroke of luck for you, since you dont have any they will fail.

Janeway: Thats not a nice thing to say Mr `My face was on fire and someone put it out with an ax`.

Number_6 · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:42 am Re: Caption Contest#11**

Janeway: So . . . um . . . that . . . um . . . Rogaine . . . um . . . not working for you, hmm?

Alucard · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:46 pm**

Janeway: "I'm sorry Tuvix but I really have to change you back into the other two... you're just too ugly."

bbbutnotbb · **Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:32 am**

Janeway: I new locking Tuvok and Neelix in the same room would make them get along... but i diddn't account for the Pon Farr or theie alien love child!

Cathexis · **Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:41 am**

Tuvix: Captain, may I say that you're looking more beautiful than ever today...is that a new shade of lipstick?

Janeway: *puckers up and looks down, embarrassed by the flattery* Oh, no, no..it's the same color I always wear!

Leo Wyatt · **Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:03 am**

' Tuvix: Captain, if you keep your lips like a fish, it will freeze like that.''

'' Captain: I thought you wanted a kiss.''

Kathryn16 · **Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:11 pm**

Janeway " Im sorry, but the postion of the ship idiot is already taken."

Tuvix " Dame i knew chakotay would beat me! How about a stripper?"

Janeway " Thats Harrys job."

Silence...

kingcole · **Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:01 pm**

Janeway: Tuvok i told you not to use the hair dryer in reverse at full power look what it did to your forehead

charlie · **Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:15 pm**

'' Tuvix: Captain, May I ask why you are puckering up like you are going to kiss me?''

Captain Janeway: I am not, it is Neelix's fruit that he just served. It is horrid.''

robbiewebster · **Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:57 pm**

Janeway (to herself): I've always thought that Neelix and myself could end up together. But I could never overcome my fondness of the brothers. I think Tuvix is the answer to all my problems.

Birdy · Socialist Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.

Captain is talking, but Tuvix is thinking: "Hm.. I wonder why red looks so good on her..."
Captain: "Tuvix, are you listening to me???"
Tuvix: "Err.. Yeah, well, err.. Yes Ma'am!"