Caption Contest#10

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Congratulations to tycoon64 for his winning post:

Janeway: Are you sure you want to marry B'Elanna? She can be very moody.
Harry: If you don't marry her I will Tom.
Tom: (Thinking) ........
B'Elanna: What are you waiting for Tom!? You better say I do, I am carrying your baby!
Tom: What baby? I can't have kids because of that time i got shot with that phaser.
B'Elanna: .........
Tom: I think you have some explaining to do.
Harry: (Grinning and Whispers): I don't believe it.
Tom: What did you say Harry?
Harry: Nothing I swear!!
Tom: Are you hiding something from me?
Janeway: You three to sickbay now!!

This weeks Caption

Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. Thanks

bbbutnotbb · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:16 am**

Neelix: all I am saying is that i think your tattoo is fake. Yeah that one!

lionhead · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:43 am**

aw, and now tycoon64 wins....

alright next:

Chacotay: "are you sure its safe?"

Neelix: "Of course, only 6 out of 7 clamps are poisonous. This is the good one, Trusts me, please?"

Chakotay; "Well okay, if it will safe your career."

harrykims#1fan · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:15 am**

Neelix: erm Mr chakotay ...you have sumthin up your nose
Chakotay: yeah that happens sometimes

Leo Wyatt · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:29 am**

'' Neelix: Is that a hickey on your neck?''

'' Chakotay: Yeah, Tom put it there playing around to make Janeway jealous.''

TrekkieMage · **Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:47 pm**

Neelix: Exuse me Commander, you seem to have something on your shirt.

Chakotay: Oh no you don't, I overheard Tom 'enlightening' you on human humor...

Neelix: Drat!

(side note: wow it's been a long time since I've been on this site! Lots of new people

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lionhead · **Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:07 am**

TrekkieMage · **Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:33 am**

^ Ah! That makes some sense

Thanks!

madlilnerd · **Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:31 pm**

Neelix: Hey, that's where my ring got to! Give it back!
Chakotay: What, this ring? This ring in my hand? Want it? Can't have it! Want it? Can't have it!

tycoon64 · **Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:57 am**

Neelix: Please don't take it away...
Chakotay: Neelix you need to learn that you simply can't roam the ship and borrow things for your stove. Last time you turned the galley into an assimilation chamber.
Neelix: That was an accident I swear. I did not know that part was from a Borg Cube. I just want to enhance my plasma burners so the food tastes even better. Please give that back.
Chakotay: Where did you find this converter at anyway?
Ship Intercome: Red Alert!
Chakotay: Chakotay to bridge, what is going on?
Janeway: It seems that there is an overload in one of the transporters that was being repaired. Somethings wrong with the power converters and has caused an overload in the plasma inductors.
Chakotay: Stand by... Neelix were did you find this.
Neelix: Please dont send me to the brig. I found it in a garbage pile near transporter room 2.
Chakotay: That is not no garbage heep! Thats the parts that must be put back in for the thing to run correctly.

Birdy · Socialist Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.

Neelix: "NO, I swear it, Harry's hair was this short when he came from the hairdressers!"
Chakotay: "Not this short?"
Neelix: "NOO, *grumbles* for the fifth time, I heard ensign Hargrove say it was this short!!!"

Cathexis · **Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:41 pm**

Chakotay: So, you're positive this'll knock her out?
Neelix: Commander, you insult me...by the time she's digested all of it, there'll only be this much left of the strict, uptight Captain we've all known for years. Believe me, she'll be putty in your hands!
Chakotay: She better be, or else the next time you come into this galley, you'll find a giant replicator instead!

lionhead · **Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:21 am**

putty

kingcole · **Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:34 pm**

Nelelix: as you can see commander, nothing in my hand but whats this
as if like magic i will pull a bar of gold presses latinum from up your nose

Mentalist · **Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:38 pm**

Neelix: Yeah, anyway, I walked into the mess hall and Harry was doing something to that human Apple Pie dish Ensign matlin asked me to make.

Chuckles: Really..

Neelix: Yeah, and I swear it was only this big!

Chuckles: *Titter*

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:48 am**

Where is my prize?

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

I havn't judged them yet

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:49 am**

Yeah but mines the funniest..

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

I'll be the judge of that.

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:52 am**

But it is the funniest though. Its a fact. The others don't come close... Jus' saying.

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Well you can say all you like, but at the end of the day I choose which one I think is the funniest.

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:57 am**

Which would be mine since its the funniest.

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

But then comes the question, do I think you're caption is funny?

Mentalist · **Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:00 am**

Neelix: See the distance between my fingers commander.

Chuckles: Yep

Neelix: Thats how much more funny Mentalists qoute was comapared with anyone elses.

Chuckles: I can't act Neelix, hold me.

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

You can only post one caption.