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tomparis
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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 12:56 am    Things you never want to hear from Customer Servie.

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"So -- what are you wearing?"

"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

I like the Hold on a second... "Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"


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Dirt
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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 1:14 am    

I got one I said myself to a customer and could have presented a little better

"Oh, but that back-up on wensday always goes wrong"
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Sam Kenobi
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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 1:21 am    Re: Things you never want to hear from Customer Servie.

tomparis wrote:
"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"


I've actually had to say that working at Home Depot... about the sledgehammer.

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Natira
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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 7:35 pm    

This topic is more suited for the Jokes thread in Fun and Games. Please continue there.


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