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nadia
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PostFri Jul 01, 2005 3:19 am    Caption Contest #5

Congratulations to madlilnerd for her caption:

Neelix: Doctor, how close are you to developing a wrinkle cream that actually works?
Doc: Don't stress me! You'll make them deeper!


This Weeks Caption:


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Voyager2004
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PostFri Jul 01, 2005 2:27 pm    

Thank you. So much better.
now, just to think of a caption..............................................hmm


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bbbutnotbb
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PostFri Jul 01, 2005 11:45 pm    

Tom: Ok it is setteled. Seven, you will give the doctor enogh hair to cover his bald spot and in return he will stop giving you lessons on how to be human. Agreed?

Seven & The Dr.: Agreed!



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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)

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magenta
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PostSat Jul 02, 2005 3:39 am    

Tom Paris:Seven how do you squeeze into that skintight uniform? Doctor:Yeah it looks extreamly uncomfortable?Seven:You are both quite correct,its climbing into the bad lands region as we speak!!

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InterstellarCrazed
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PostSat Jul 02, 2005 4:56 pm    

Tom: See Seven, I told you that you could freeze the doctor's program.

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Birdy
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PostSun Jul 03, 2005 5:00 am    

Tom: "Seven, would you m.."

Seven: [Interrupts Tom]"Doctor, I think I want to practise this skill for real, and not in the holodeck."

Doctor: "Seven, we AREN'T on the holodeck".



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Nosce te ipsum

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Waverider9.9
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PostMon Jul 04, 2005 5:20 pm    

Tom: Doc, about that appointment?
Seven: Lieutenant, size is irrelevant. We will succeed!


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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
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PostMon Jul 04, 2005 11:34 pm    

Seven: Doctor, your program has been damaged. Whatever attractive qualities you see in him is irrelevant.
Tom: Get over it Seven. I can't help it if the Doctor finds me more attractive than you. Sexual preferances can change.



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"...I want so much more than they've got planned."*Belle Reprise* Beauty and the Beast

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lionhead
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PostTue Jul 05, 2005 12:52 am    

Tom: "So, seven the doctor has been telling me about that uncomfortable attraction you have towards me."

Seven, looking at the doctor: "I thought that conversation wasn't suppose to leave sickbay."

The doctor: "Well, if you might have noticed, we are not in sick bay."



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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore

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Leo Wyatt
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PostTue Jul 05, 2005 5:49 pm    

Doctor: Seven, you got something under your nose?
Tom: Don't listen to him, he just jealous you standing this close to me.
Seven: I highly doubt it. I think the both of you need your heads examined.


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RIGGS
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PostWed Jul 06, 2005 7:21 am    

*removed until user edits content*

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Mac Harm
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PostWed Jul 06, 2005 7:45 am    

Please Edit your post to something less... disgusting. Nadia has expressed concern relating to the contents of your last post.

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Leo Wyatt
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PostWed Jul 06, 2005 7:47 am    

Which member? Me?

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PrankishSmart
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PostWed Jul 06, 2005 7:49 am    

No Riggs.

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Omet'Ikilan
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PostWed Jul 06, 2005 9:55 am    

Tom: Seven are you ok??

Doc: Seven your face is all scrunched up...

Seven: My optical implant is getting veary ichy and cant seem to adapt naturaly.......


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