| What do you think of the following possible children books? |
| definately |
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66% |
[ 18 ] |
| never |
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14% |
[ 4 ] |
| i don't give a rat's a** |
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18% |
[ 5 ] |
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| Total Votes : 27 |
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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 Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:23 pm |
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I'm going to smack my kids. My parents smacked both me and my brother and we are both intelligent invididuals who know when to follow orders and when to talk back.
And my children are going to be brought up on one book alone- The Karma Sutra 
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:25 pm |
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My children will have to TEACH( ) themselves to read, because I can't be arsed.
Last edited by Captain Dappet on Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:05 pm; edited 1 time in total
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:00 pm |
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Teach themselves to read... not learn themselves to read.
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:05 pm |
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I knew that...English isn't my first language!
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:10 pm |
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Well, then, my noble knight of Sweden, I shall grant you my pardon.
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:12 pm |
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You are far too gracious, m'lady *bows*
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:12 pm |
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A bow is a legally binding contract... I OWN YOU NOW!!!!
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:14 pm |
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Nobody owns me.
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:16 pm |
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But I've already bought a personalised bowl and leash. 
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:17 pm |
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My God, are you into leashes and stuff as well as spanking? 
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:19 pm |
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It's not polite to ask young ladies questions like that. And if you must, do it in my TIM. That's the place to ask humiliating fetish questions.
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:20 pm |
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Fine. Anyhooooow, back on topic; I like the children book titles
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:23 pm |
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How about:
Fire- a plaything for all ages!
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:28 pm |
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Nice one. And it's sequel: "Sharp and pointed objects: Playthings for all ages!"
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:29 pm |
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Or:
Billy the happy knife juggler- a cautionary tale of mutilation 
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:32 pm |
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Bwahahah, they're all good.
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CaptianCircuitGod
Captain
Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 788
Location: The Delta Quadrant
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| Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:11 pm |
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wow im so glad you folks have a sense of humor otherwise this world would be in peril.
Hey zippy how about "Mohommad your growning up put ur diaper on your head."
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Zippy
Commodore
Joined: 15 Jun 2004
Posts: 1790
Location: i'm where i should be
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| Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:07 pm |
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how about not
-------signature-------
-zippy
Fun, Nice, Simple
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