Star Wars: The Official Topic

Sam Kenobi · **Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:08 pm**

... . .. .... what?

madlilnerd · **Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:12 pm**

"Every day I love you less and less" is a song by a group called The Kaiser Chiefs...but even I can't understand the rest of my post! Must've been one of those posts where I don't even realise that I'm still typing after my brain has abandoned me.

The Delta Flyer · **Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:43 pm**

A more realistic reaction for when Padm� tells him she is pregnant would be for him to look puzzled for a split-second and then run out of the room screaming. Maybe the idea of having a child is the real reason why he turned to the dark side...

Or perhaps that's just me...

madlilnerd · **Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:32 am**

I found a cartoon called "Why Anakin went evil." It had Padme talking to him just as he was leaving somewhere and giving him a list of all the foods that she was craving and that he had to buy: "And three jars of pickles, and a burrito platter, and a bucket of ice cream etc etc."

I tried some line rewriting during English today. I'll type them up in a minute.

madlilnerd · **Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:46 am**

Okay... my bad and cheesy Star Wars lines (or why I will never make a movie)

Padme: *embraces Anakin* I missed you so much. Every day you weren't here was torture.
Anakin: Padme, you're so beautiful. Three years and i still can't believe you're in love with me. *He pauses and recoils slightly* What was that?
Padme: The baby just kicked!
Anakin: *smiling* He knows it's his dad.
Padme: Hey, it could be a girl.
Anakin: With a kick like that? So, have you thought of any names yet?
Padme: Yeah, I was thinking... Luke for a boy, Leia for a girl. Ani, I want to go back to Naboo and fix up the baby's room early. You won't be able to come help me, will you?
Anakin: *serious tone* I don't know. The republic needs me.
Padme: Oh. *she wilts a little. Anakin kisses her on the top of her head*
Anakin: Look, the war will be over soon and then I'll be able to look after us. *he puts one hand on her pregnant bump* All of us.
Padme: *smiling* I love you, Ani
Anakin: I know. I love *stupid voice* yooooooooooouuuuu!
Padme: *laughing* You sound like a *insert name of the Star Wars equivilant of a bovine*
Anakin: Are you saying I'm a beast?
Padme: *teasing* Maybe I am... *Anakin growls at Padme. She laughs again* Shhh!! You'll wake up the neighbours!

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:34 pm**

Uhhhh.... cool... Kim...

(<awkward, fake reassurance smile)

madlilnerd · **Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:21 am**

You could have just said: "Shut up Kim, they're really *beep*." Lying isn't very nice.

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:24 pm**

What... me telling the truth? Pff. Absurd.

madlilnerd · **Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:34 pm**

I pretended to be General Grevious whilst playing tennis today. I had two rackets and I was really crap. It was no wonder Obi Wan (Ash/poisontears) beat me. So I switched back to one and pretended to be Anakin, beat Ash and accendently told her that Obi Wan get's killed in ep 4 by Vader.... oops.

The Delta Flyer · **Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:20 pm**

Lol well I say if he didn't know that happened in Episode 4, he deserved the film spoiling lol!

Does he know Luke is Vader's son? Best not mention that anytime soon

madlilnerd · **Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:22 am**

She. Female. I did say:

Alucard · **Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:31 am**

that's sad... she NEEDS to see all of them

madlilnerd · **Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:34 am**

I tried to lend them to her, but she doesn't have a VHS player. I'm amazed too, because her much older brother is a nerd and has seen them.

The Delta Flyer · **Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:19 pm**