Women

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 2:58 pm Women**

Why do women live longer than men? Is it so that God can prolong our suffering, or is it all a conspiracy set up by the people who make clothes for mourning widows? Women stop being able to have children, but in theory, men can have kids til the day they die (in the Bible, it said that Moses was still verile whne he died aged 130 or whenever), so surely it would make sense for women to die earlier.

Sometimes, being a woman really sucks.

Leo Wyatt · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:09 pm**

Yeah totally sometimes being a woman sucks. Look at those once a month things we go through. Nobody comes near me then. I don't know why women live longer. Maybe it is suppose to be.

Dirt · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:41 pm**

Hmm, what about them menly women then?

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:43 pm**

Yeah... I'm butch and it's even worse

Seven of Nine · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:46 pm**

Because life is unfair

Alucard · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:48 pm**

I agree...

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:49 pm**

I worked out when I was 9 that most of life is unfair because people make it unfair for each other. I wish i wasn't human. I wish I was a fairy or a vampire or something. Maybe a puma

zero · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:52 pm**

I enjoy being a woman. I think a womans body is a beautiful thing. Far better than a mans. I do know how annoying it can be from time to time with guys being so sexually excited all the time...

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 3:56 pm**

I think women are really beautiful, something about women's bodies is other worldly, erethal... but still I don't like being one. But I don't think I would like being a man either. I want to go back to being a single celled organism

Alpha6006 · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:05 pm**

"Oh I like women, I just have a problem with Scientists!"

To quote Jack o'niell

zero · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:05 pm**

^what a boring life, eh?

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:06 pm**

Not boring. Simple. There's a different. Maybe I should be Amish... but I'd miss a life support machine and this site too much

Alpha6006 · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:08 pm**

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:10 pm**

/\ she was referring to me wanting to be an ameba, not you

madlilnerd · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:11 pm**

Oh, and Adam came before Eve because you should always make a rough sketch before you create a masterpiece

zero · **Thu May 26, 2005 4:19 pm**

^ I love it!!! So true! Men have straight bodies, while women... have curvy arodynamic bods. M/S

Arellia · **Thu May 26, 2005 6:05 pm**

Men tend to be more active and have more muscle mass, which is a large factor in the life expectancies...that, and men tend to be more prone to doing... *cough* stupid...things.

zero · **Thu May 26, 2005 6:28 pm**

^ That they do more of for sure.
The only thing I can not stand about "some" females is their need to be wanted. That irritates me. Jealously is also one thing I can not stand with some females.

The one thing I hate the most is how society focuses mostly on women to look perfect. You notice a fat girl faster than u do a fat guy. But of course, the girl is the one who is frowned upon.

Sam Kenobi · **Thu May 26, 2005 6:36 pm**

All I have to say is... *dons accent*

What is it about the workplace that women just can't seem to handel?

webtaz99 · **Thu May 26, 2005 6:42 pm**

mayxlh · Commodore Joined: 29 Apr 2005 Posts: 1618 Location: In Oz

i absoutly enjoy being a woman especially being a pretty woman which is really a fun .then i have capable to love guys

(joking)

well..i cant image if i were a man with big muscals that would be really freak and scary.

Jeremy · **Fri May 27, 2005 6:20 am**

madlilnerd · **Fri May 27, 2005 9:45 am**

/\ if that's true then why do men ALWAYS look stupid naked, whereas women look beautiful?

Ziyal · Captain Joined: 04 Dec 2002 Posts: 848 Location: Alaska :D

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi am not gonna comment on that last statement

I rather see a man naked, than a woman

zero · **Fri May 27, 2005 1:48 pm**