Phone Pranks

borgslayer · **Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:37 pm Phone Pranks**

Since I get so many wrong number calls I should use my "phone pranks"

Here would be my pranks

WrongNumberCaller: Can I speak to someguy?
My Prank: You have tapped into a government phone line.
WrongNumberCaller: What?
My Prank: Tapping into government phone lines is a federal offense.
WrongNumberCaller: It was an accident I swear.
My Prank: We have tracked your number and address.
WrongNumberCaller: I'm sorry.
My Prank: We are sending someone over to have you arrested.

Would be a cool prank.

Defiant · **Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:39 pm**

Ermm, ill do it next time I get a wrong number.

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:43 am**

I'm always very polite to wrong number callers. They love me.
But, to those crazy survey people who keep calling, I simply tell them "I'm sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public anymore." They don't call back after that.

Leo Wyatt · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:10 am**

I just ignore phone calls anyone that is not my family and charles, i dont answer i know there special ring. they ring 2 times. anybody calls more than that limit is someone I dont want to talk to

superwoman · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:39 pm**

I think someone used one of these things on me ones... And I totally bought it!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homer.html

Thomas · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:04 pm**

LOL, that's weird... we got a wrong number call today. I think it was a carpet firm they were after.

WeAz · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:56 pm**

sometimes when the phone rings, i pick it up and say 'city morgue heaven on earth, how may we help you' LOL

Arellia · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:56 pm**

On my cell, I get calls for Frank. For over a year, people have called for Frank...and since my phone is prepaid, they should take the first, "No, there is no Frank," as grounds never to call back. I did get one persistant 'business' oppurtunity agency...thing...that wouldn't stop. I remedied this.

Agent: Is this Frank?
Me: No, I'm afraid not.
Agent: Is Frank there?
Me: No. He won't be returning. Frank is dead.
Agent: Dead?
Me: Yes. Unfortunate accident. Sledgehammer.
Agent: You know Frank?
Me: Nope. I'll pass on your sympathies. *CLICK*

Never got another call.

Leo Wyatt · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:06 pm**

Me: Hello
Pranker: Ma
me: No
Pranker: Ma is that you?
Me: NO damnit
Pranker: Ma !!!!!!!
Me: Quit calling me your ma you perv

Republican_Man · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:11 pm**

Sam Kenobi · **Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:11 pm**

We called a fertilization specialist once. My friend Ryan was the one on the phone, and we could only hear his side of it, but it was still hilarious.

I'll censor the beginning. Basically, he kindly told the nurse that answered the phone that he was having some male sexual problems and that he wondered if they could help him.

The nurse told him to wait, that she would forward his call to the doctor. So she did, and Ryan told the whole story again, being very sure not to skip any of the graphic details. After he talked to the doctor for a while, this was what we heard...

Ryan: .... OBGYN?
...You only treat women?

We figure once the nurse heard the call, she forwarded it to the doctor who put it on speakerphone for the rest of the staff to hear. It was hilarious.

missl · Captain Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Posts: 675

YOU- is mr. walls there?
OTHER PERSON- no
YOU- is mrs. walls there?
OTHER PERSON- no
YOU- is any of the walls there
OTHER PERSON-no
YOU- then whats keepin ur house up???????????

Defiant · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:12 am**

How silly...

I havent got a wrong number yet, but being a college student, I get a never ending line of pre-approved credit card calls. I got tired of messing with them, so I just hang up. I ACTUALLY GET TIRED OF MESSING WITH PEOPLE! I know, its hard to believe.

Leo Wyatt · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:53 am**

Recently I called my mom playing a prank......You know the show in the heat of the night with carol oconnor as bill gillepie. my dad name is bill gillespie.

My mom:::: hello

me: Is Bill Gillespie there, I need him to come out here, there's the murderer he been looking for.

My mom: My husband is the sherriff...

me: I need him to bust this guy so is he there?

My mom: Damn it Debra, quit.!!!!!!!!!

Defiant · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:57 am**

LOL! Awesome. I like the seinfeld soliciter call, but its most likely very familiar.

ACDC Girl · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:17 pm**

A prank phone call i made once to my aunt.

My aunt : hello?

Me: yes i just wanted to call you to tell you that your pot belly pig that you ordered is here.

My aunt: my WHAT????!!!!

Me: your pot belly pig.

My aunt: I didn't order no pot belly pig!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well somebody there must have cause i have one here.

My aunt: Well you must have the wrong number

Me: oh ok.

My aunt: bye!

then my aunt calls back.

Me: hello?

My aunt: where is your mother?

Me: she's not home right now

My aunt: now don't you lie to me cause i know she prank called me telling me i had a pot belly pig.

( when it was really me disgusing my voice)

Leo Wyatt · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:26 pm**

That was funny

Defiant · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:03 pm**

Heh heh, nicely done. About the best one I ever did was with the military recruiters. I just acted weird. He was trying to recruit me, and asked me questions. Like when he asked me my weight.

Recruiter: About how much do you weigh?
Me: I dunno, how much does the statue of liberty weigh?
Recruiter: Oh, I dont know.
Me: Hmm...me neither.

And he didnt ask any more about it!

I also did another, which I wrote down:

Me: Hello?
Dude: Hello, this is Mark?
Me: Yes, this is. Whats up?
Dude: Whats up? This is (NGISGNI) of the Marines. You talked to one of our recruiters recently?
Me: No, not really.
Dude: Not really? Well, what are you doing after high school?
Me: Going to college.
Dude: Oh yeah where?
Me: OIT.
Dude: Oh yeah? How did you manage that?
Me: Because im smart as hell.
Dude: Well thats cool, what are you going to study?
Me: Listen, im not planning on joining the military, and if I do, I will call YOU.
Dude: OK, but thats no reason to be rude!
Me: Im not being rude, im just trying to let you know whats going on.
Dude: Well, ok then.
Me: You have a good night now.
Dude: You too.
*click*

Leo Wyatt · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:05 pm**

I called my mother in law today playing a prank. She always says I sound like her mother on the phone.

: Donna: Hello
Deb: hi sweety
DonnaL Hi mama
Deb: How was your day?
Donna: Ok,

then I accidently laugh and she knows my laugh.

Donna: Debra , thats not funny

Defiant · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:10 pm**

LOL. Awesome. Go Deb.

My old roommates friend always tried to prank me with random phone pranks. His favorite was calling, and pretending to be the "sausage and tuna factory", giving a survey over the phone. It was entertaining, because he cant disguise his voice, so I would just play along, then say something completely offensive and off the wall, that he would hang up.

Theresa · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:13 pm**

My great-uncle, without having met my mother's parents, called their house looking for her, saying that he was from Alcoholics Anonymous, and they were concerned becaue she'd been missing her meetings. Grandparents freaked.

Starbuck · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:47 pm**

when someone (namely me) answers the phone, the first words out of Marks mouth was "Would you like to buy alluminum siding?" And whenever someone calls me I usually answer "County morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em"

Defiant · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:16 pm**

I think thats like the only time ive used that one, considering I was trying to think of the most random thing I could on the fly, and that just came out. Usually I would use some form of Viagra reference, just because that one never gets old.

borgslayer · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:12 pm**

Me: Hello?
Girl: Is David here?
Me: Who is David?
Girl: David Gonzales is he here?
Me: Oh yes he's here.
Girl: Can I talk too him?
Me: Well no you can't
Girl: Why not?
Me: He's with his real girlfriend.
Girl: What?!!?!!?
Me: So he is your girlfriend?
Girl: Arrrgh!!11
Me: See You Later.

ACDC Girl · **Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:53 pm**

thats a good one borgslayer.