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PostTue Jan 25, 2005 12:44 am    To All the Coders Out There!

Klingon Programmer
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:

1. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!

2. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!

3. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!

4. Our competitors are without honor!

5. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

6. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to
do battle with this code!

7. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!

8. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

9. My program has just dumped Sto-Vo-Kor!

10. Behold, the keyboard of Kahless! The greatest Klingon code warrior
that ever lived!
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PostTue Jan 25, 2005 12:56 am    

Believe it or not, they must exist, otherwise how would the Klingon computers and guidance programs work?!


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