Tropical Island Riddle/Joke: PG-13

Cathexis · **Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:27 pm Tropical Island Riddle/Joke: PG-13**

Hey, wouldn't you know that one day, my father was driving his bus and...lo and behold, in between signals...he scribbled this joke on a small piece of pink paper.

Today, I have deemed it fitting for all to read this riddle-like joke and participate (your answer is the punchline!), so-here it goes!

OH! I will underline the important details that you'll need to make a mental note of in order to participate!

You are on a boat afloat offshore from a tropical island where there are tables filled with food, fruit and cool drinks. There are beautiful naked island girls by the dozens dancing and smiling, too! You want to go to the island but will have to row your way there. On the bulkhead are 3 sets of oars, each marked in alphabetical order. Oar "F" is too short and stubby to reach the water. It will never get you to the island! Oar "H" is too long and skinny, and the paddles are narrow. They would snap and would never get you to the island!! You are getting hungry and thirsty and the island girls are beckoning for you to come to the island, but you do not know how to swim! You must use the only remaining set of Oars to get to the island! They are strong and sturdy, and are perfect with wide paddles, but there is a nearly deaf, trained magical monkey firmly holding them. You are afraid he will bite you if you try to grab them! Using your binoculars, you can see the island girls with their soft, supple bodies beckoning to you. Suddenly, the magical monkey speaks to you!
He will ask you a question, and you [u]must be specific when you answer him. If you are, and give him the correct answer, he will give you what you need to get to the island--the monkey is speaking now! He asks you what it is you want; shout your answer 3 times to the monkey!!!