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Republican_Man
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I found it! Here's his memo!
| Quote: | O'Reilly for Vice President? That's the subject of this evening's Talking Points Memo.
Saturday I was confronted by Jedi Master Yoda, a leader of the Jedi Council who was born, in a sense, a US citizen, upon the creation of his Galaxy by Mr. Lucas. He told me about his bid for the Presidency in '08, and then asked me if I would be at all interested in being his Vice-Presidential nominee.
Naturally, I was stunned. It's just after this election, and he's already asking for a Vice-Presidential choice? Well, I can't say that I'll say yes, but I can't say that I'll say no. I just don't know. There's 4 years until the next election, and that's a long time to go.
I can see that a lot of good can be done if I went into office. America has sadly become divided and I don't know if 4 years will be enough to heal the rift. With talk of American's wanting to leave for Canada, people killing themselves over Bush, and the death toll rising in Iraq I just can't see it. I feel that perhaps Yoda and I can add a fresh perspective but hold true to traditional values. But I don't know if I will be running. I've still got four more years to go. |
Yay!
Also, btw, I just found out that the Jedi are investigating the UN Oil for Food scandal!
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:06 am |
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btw, I've found out that the Jedi have also assisted in working with the negotiations with Iran...
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LightningBoy
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:06 am |
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What's this? The most ridiculous item of the day?
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:07 am |
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| LightningBoy wrote: | | What's this? The most ridiculous item of the day? |
lol, come on Lightning! It's fun! It's politics! It's World News! Yes, it's fantasy, but yeah. It's fun! Come on, join in! Talk about any fantasy, etc character, if you want. Trek especially!
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Puck
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:12 am |
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*sighs*
To bad Kate Mulgrew is a Democrat  .
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:14 am |
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| JanewayIsHott wrote: | *sighs*
To bad Kate Mulgrew is a Democrat . |
lol, yeah. I've heard that Captain Janeway is going to run for Congress in '06 in California.
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Arellia
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:17 am |
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Ooh. Yay. Janeway in congress. Couldn't be worse than what we're got over here.  Any word on her political outlook?
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LightningBoy
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:18 am |
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| Republican_Man wrote: | | LightningBoy wrote: | | What's this? The most ridiculous item of the day? |
lol, come on Lightning! It's fun! It's politics! It's World News! Yes, it's fantasy, but yeah. It's fun! Come on, join in! Talk about any fantasy, etc character, if you want. Trek especially! |
It was a joke. O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day" segment.
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:19 am |
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| Exalya wrote: | | Ooh. Yay. Janeway in congress. Couldn't be worse than what we're got over here. Any word on her political outlook? |
Not that I know...She's very Liberal, I'll tell ya that. I've heard she's going to bring Michael Moore to the future beforehand, to let him see it all.
| LightningBoy wrote: | | Republican_Man wrote: | | LightningBoy wrote: | | What's this? The most ridiculous item of the day? |
lol, come on Lightning! It's fun! It's politics! It's World News! Yes, it's fantasy, but yeah. It's fun! Come on, join in! Talk about any fantasy, etc character, if you want. Trek especially! |
It was a joke. O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day" segment. |
Nope. It's his "actual" memo. 
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:45 am |
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Anyways, what do you guys think about the Jedi getting involved in investigating the Oil for Food scandal?
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Delta Quad 2003
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:45 am |
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YODA FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! I di not know this topic existed till rm told me. GO YODA!
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Church - Shut up caboose!
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Defiant
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:48 am |
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| Republican_Man wrote: | | Defiant wrote: | | Youre a freak. |
Oh come on! It's fun...
Oh, I just watched a FOX News report which talked about Jabba the Hutt's fledgling criminal organization and the recently begun Black Sun organization are now backing the terrorists... |
Further proof that Fox News shouldnt be trusted worth *beep*!
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Jeremy
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:30 am |
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Moved to Chit Chat as it's not exactly news!
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sabertooth1217
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:40 am |
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| Jeremy wrote: | | Moved to Chit Chat as it's not exactly news! |
I'm so proud that I didn't have to say anything,
Yoda a Republican.... Now we need a Democrat in the race... Who better than Master Chief?
Master Chief - '08
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TrekkieMage
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:00 pm |
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| chakotay99 wrote: |
Yoda a Republican.... Now we need a Democrat in the race... Who better than Master Chief?
Master Chief - '08 |
Gandalf!
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:53 pm |
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| chakotay99 wrote: | | Jeremy wrote: | | Moved to Chit Chat as it's not exactly news! |
I'm so proud that I didn't have to say anything,
Yoda a Republican.... Now we need a Democrat in the race... Who better than Master Chief?
Master Chief - '08 |
Yoda is NOT a Republican. Yoda is a member and founder of the Conservative Jedi Party.
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Republican_Man
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| Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:17 am |
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Anyways, Yoda's platform:
WHERE HE STANDS:
Abortion: Pro-life, no matter what the case.
Stem-Cell Research: Do it with the fetuses that will be thrown out.
Death Penalty: For Terrorists and Sith.
Gay Marriage: No. Keep it traditional. He's been around for over 800 years, and doesn't want it changed.
The Jedi: Supports the Jedi.
War: Use war as a last resort, but if necessary, it must be used, (i.e. he supports the War in Iraq) and try to get as many allies as possible.
The Borders: Clean up the Southern Border, perhaps by enlisting Jedi to guard it, but for the time being using National Guard troops.
Terrorism: Take the fight to the terrorists. "Negotiate with terrorists, we cannot."
North Korea and Iran: "Do something, we must."
More information is being leaked out, so hopefully I'll find it soon! Go Yoda!
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Five - seveN
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| Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:21 am |
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| Founder wrote: | | Right on schedule. Defiant has to make a comment and Five-seveN as usual adds nothing to the topic. |
Gee, thanks. It's my job, you know. But then, what can be added to this **? "Jean-Luc Picard planning on run for White House in 2008,'' or something?
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TrekkieMage
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| Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:34 pm |
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| TrekkieMage wrote: | | chakotay99 wrote: |
Yoda a Republican.... Now we need a Democrat in the race... Who better than Master Chief?
Master Chief - '08 |
Gandalf!
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Another idea:
We get Buddah!
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Republican_Man
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| Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:27 pm |
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| Five - seveN wrote: | | Founder wrote: | | Right on schedule. Defiant has to make a comment and Five-seveN as usual adds nothing to the topic. |
Gee, thanks. It's my job, you know. But then, what can be added to this **? "Jean-Luc Picard planning on run for White House in 2008,'' or something? |
Perhaps. Has he made any hints to that? And Yoda's already lined him up to be Ambassador to France. It'll be interesting when he meets the person that brought him to life--Patrick Stewart. He's said that he captures him perfectly--given they're really the same people...
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Republican_Man
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| Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:11 pm |
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Well, I've got a Fantasy Politics site beginning at www.geocities.com/fantasypolitics, and I am in the process of making a Yoda for President site soon, but I need reporters willing to type up stories on the topics listed on the main page, and then perhaps more.
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Republican_Man
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| Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:05 pm |
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I am skeptical about O'Reilly now...He's become too Liberal. Although I think that perhaps he might still make a pretty good VP.
At any rate, my site is being brought up again and stuff, and I believe that even though Yoda's been busy lately, he will be back in the public eye soon.
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madlilnerd
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| Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:17 pm |
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Teal'c for president...
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