First RED DWARF captions contest!

Otter · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:11 pm**

Smegging Hell.

Tuvok8917 · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:34 pm**

OUCH!!!!!!Must i really use this to cut away my nosehair`s?

Voyager` · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:52 pm**

guy in back*whispering to himself* haha what a dope told him the babes would love him if he yanked his nosehairs and wore pink

guy in pink*screaming* holy crap man this feels like my flesh is being peeled slowly away!!

1/1 · **Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:20 am**

Kryton: God these underpants smell nice!

Birdy · Socialist Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.

lionhead · **Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:39 am**

"Are you sure that if i put this in my nose i won't sneeze ever again?"

"Yes, pretty sure"

Birdy · Socialist Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.

Otter · **Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:11 pm if**

if you were to stick that up your nose. you wouldn't do Anything ever again!

Link, the Hero of Time · **Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:33 pm Re: First RED DWARF captions contest!**

*Ripping noise*
Guy in Pink: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Guy in the back: Why dont you use a regular nose hair trimmer like everyone else?

Guy in Pink: Well then I just wouldn't be me now would I. *Ripping noise* [Insert high pitched girly scream]

Solitary Poet · **Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:45 pm**

You have until sometime Monday to post your captions at which time I will post the winner as well as the next picture.

Captain Leah Manzer · **Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:26 am**

"NEW AND IMPROVED WAY TO REMOVE BLACKHEADS!"

or

"Guide to begin a Woman, for men"
1. Take tweezers a pull sharply on hairs

Pink: "I think this tweezers are a little big!"

Solitary Poet · **Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:30 pm**

�and the winner is lionhead!

"Are you sure that if i put this in my nose i won't sneeze ever again?"

"Yes, pretty sure"

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Sevenofninenz · **Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:59 am**

Kryton: Now when you wake up, you'l be a chicken. heheheheh

lionhead · **Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:17 am**

Kryton: "Ooooooh, what does this button do?"

harrykims#1fan · **Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:01 pm**

Lister: Now Peterson This Is How Rimmer Would Look If I put a coin On his Head As Well

Voyager` · **Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:39 am**

"hey what are you puting on my fo for forhea.... zzzzz"

"ha ha ha I never though id find someone dumb enough to let me use my tranqulizing coin on him now I can steal his cloths and dress him in a pink bikini!!"

Defiant · **Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:34 am**

And the drill will go throught the skull...here.