GhostOfAMemory

Sam Kenobi · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:30 am**

you stay over there, so you don't steal my stereo

Jeremy · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:01 am**

*I run over and steal the stereo*

Solitary Poet · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm**

So, does that mean I can join you?

GhostOfAMemory · **Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:46 am**

JOIN US! *glomps*

Sam Kenobi · **Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:28 pm**

What's glomping?

GhostOfAMemory · **Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:33 pm**

I'll never tell! Bwahahahahahaha!

Sam Kenobi · **Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:37 pm**

It sounds like a giant who comes to stomp or "glomp" on people. A giant who says "bwahahaha"

Solitary Poet · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:55 pm**

*Col--d so--so very co--ld.*

tomparis · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:14 pm**

*Uber tomatoes sudden;y appear over everyones heads, except mine, and drop. I collapse laughing.*

Solitary Poet · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:04 pm**

*C--co--ld so very c--old--s--ss--stic--ky st--icky an--nd c--old.*

tomparis · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:06 pm**

*I stand up, still laughing from nowhere at times.*

Hello! Are there any survivors? Preferably any RED survivors. Don't let that stop you from speaking up if your blue!

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:36 pm**

Red as in Indians, no I shot all the injuns. OH pff... Red vs Blue is lame

tomparis · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:49 pm**

*50 uber tomatoes appear over his head.*

Hmm. Well the red tomatoes don't like that very much.

*The tomatoes drop.*

Sam Kenobi · **Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:51 pm**

*my ten gallon cowboy hat blocks any tomatoes*

got a problem, pilgrim?

tomparis · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:29 am**

*I pull out my lightsaber, and activate.*

Now I'm fighting for the Indians. You are One who brings Fire Water. I am One who utterly destroys One who brings Fire Water.

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:58 am**

*Sam looks at the Colonol like he's stupid and he reaches in his vest for the alcohol canteen. He takes a swig, then offers some to the Colonol.*

You sure? This here's real moonshine from the Ozarks. No man would pass that up.

GhostOfAMemory · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:45 am**

Well, I am no man! *Eowyn voice* HAAAAAA! *charges and throws 99999999999999 trillion SUPER UBER DUBER FLUBBER tomatos at everyone, each one hitting them with a giant splat*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *glomps*

Solitary Poet · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:12 pm**

*I'm red, I'M RED!!*

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:51 pm**

Red!!! shiit! you injuns are everywhere

Angeldust · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:52 pm**

Hey now. Don't talk bad about injuns. We have arrows.

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:27 pm**

Yeah? *takes a drag* Well we got guns. What's yur point?

Angeldust · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:40 pm**

Your guns don't scare me, White Man! I will throw rocks at you and call you many nasty names!

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:06 pm**

Yeah Red? WEll, least ways I'm civilized. Something you'll never be

(come one guys, you can do better with the Indian dialect...)

tomparis · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:57 pm**

*I use the Force to lift the canteen, and dump the contents over One who brings Fire Water's head.*

Owned!!11! w00t!

Sam Kenobi · **Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:31 pm**

holy shiit. youngun's

*leaves*