Cast my vote!

Morphy · Forum Ogre Joined: 15 Jun 2001 Posts: 3858

It is 9 days from Nov 2, and I am an "undecided voter." Therefore, my idea is to have you guys "influence" who gets my vote. Here is how you can "influence" me:

Just post one message to include the candidate's name. Do not include any rational based on political issues! Please, however, include trivial rational if you are so inclined. An example would be:

I choose X because he has a hairier nose than Y"

Superman · Fleet Admiral Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 10220

I choose George W. Bush because he looks like capitalist publisher David Warfield from the movie Superman IV:The Quest For Peace.

Morphy · Forum Ogre Joined: 15 Jun 2001 Posts: 3858

BTW, I'm making my vote in the "swing state" of Ohio. So there is a chance that this topic could influence the outcome of this upcoming election.

Valathous · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:55 pm**

I choose John Kerry, because he is not Bush.

Sam Kenobi · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:00 pm**

I choose George W because he doesn't look like Herman Munster. Nobody wants a Munster in the White House...

Defiant · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:33 pm**

I choose John Kerry because Ralph Nader smells like a fish.

Arellia · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:22 pm**

I choose George W. Bush, 'cause as a bonus, you get Laura.

Republican_Man · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:23 pm**

I choose President Bush because he speaks the truth and his favorite shoes aren't Flip-Flop sandals.

Valathous · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:30 pm**

Nope, they're old worn out sneakers

LightningBoy · **Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:41 pm**

Bush because he has a less wrinkly face than Kerry.

Defiant · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:24 am**

Actually, Bush has a more wrinkled face. Go botox!

I change my thing. Vote nader. This rules.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nader.php

sabertooth1217 · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:58 am**

I (would) vote for John Kerry because he looks like Frankenstein.

Captain Dappet · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:37 am**

superwoman · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 am**

LOL!

I choose Kate Mulgrew because victoria has a wicked avatar

Five - seveN · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:36 pm**

Kerry, because he's not a dumb Texan fake cowboy!

Birdy · Socialist Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.

I choose Kerry, because the earth isn't flat like a pancake.

Pah-Wraith · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:22 pm**

Vote Kerry because the Crusades should've ended by now (Bush keeps them alive

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Ronevick · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:17 pm**

Jeremy · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:17 pm**

Ohhhh!!!! 6-5 Kerry! I'll make it interesting. Vote Bush since it's good to have someone important who's not fake and you can reply on to spick improper.

6-6 now.

1/1 · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:25 pm**

superwoman · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:59 pm**

Puck · The Texan Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Posts: 5596

Vote Bush because it is my feeling that he is actually trying to do what he believes is right, and plus, he is always good for a laugh when listening to him give a speech.

WeAz · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:36 pm**

I choose John Kerry because hes not Bush

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:37 pm**

I choose John Kerry because of his ideas on education, after school programs, and his less oppressive stance on homosexual marriages. And, he looks like a horse, so one really can't go wrong there.

Jeff Miller · **Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:17 pm**

vote Kerry because hes willing to consider Stem Cell research. Plus hes into alternative Resources instead of Gassoline. Also he doesn't look down on same sex couples as Bush does. and to quote another member

Vote Kerry because hes not Bush.