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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 3:31 am    Evil Plans

Well, here in the college dorms, pretty much 2/3rds of the people have dry erase boards. Theyre pretty cool, you can leave messages, put funny quotes, etc. So, lately, people have been having fun. And by people, I mean me.

Someone (I still havent found out who) went around one night and wrote "penguins are sexy" on all the boards. This inspired me.

Last night at 4 AM, I wrote "penguins are tasty" on all the boards on the 2nd floor (took me 20 minutes!). It was pretty awesome.

Tonight, (~2 AM), im going to write "pudding cant fill the emptiness inside me, but it will help!" on every board. All 3 floors. Its gonna be awesome.

Why start this topic? Post about funny things you do to mess with people or pranks etc! This could be fun, eh?


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 3:36 am    

Wow. Methinks you should try some revolutionary thing. It's called sleep. You might have heard of it.


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 3:37 am    

Bah to that. Thats what computer class is for my friend.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 3:40 am    

Oooooh. Sounds like my biology class is. Damn science for first hour class.


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 3:41 am    

Yah, but computer class is so freakin easy! All review from junior year of high school...

Anyways, evil plans = executing. 'night all.


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 4:41 am    

Thy deed is done. Took me an hour to complete, but 3 floors of residence hall have been effeciently covered. Although that quote was hella long, so I just did "fignuts!" It will be 10 times better, because ill wear my fignuts shirt around campus tomorrow!

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 4:58 am    

Wow. It's official. You've lost it.


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 5:20 am    

Its all about the reaction man. People see fignuts on their door. They see it on my shirt. They put 1 and 2 together, and maybe theyll say something. That alone will be worth one hour of my measley life. Amusement +1.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 5:21 am    

Take pictures. This'll be worth seeing.


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 5:33 am    

Pictures would be...impossible. What would I take a picture of? Me in the shirt?

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 5:34 am    

The people's reactions.


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 10:03 am    

Im afraid that would be quite difficult. Mental note will have to do.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 4:33 pm    

I duct tape people (Jesse mostly) to couches when they fall asleep at my house

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 5:06 pm    

I put an onion in someone's beer once, at a party. Okay, it may be hard for you all to laugh without seeing it but TRUST me, it was funny. The look on his face when he drank it!

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:03 pm    

Yowza...We do sharpie wars when people sleep. Uhh, yah. I have to think of a new phrase for tonights "rounds."

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:05 pm    

hey, did you know that penguins trade rocks for sex? how about something along those lines?

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:14 pm    

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Wow. It's official. You've lost it.
i just noticed that. Good job with the pranks. my friend and i made a virus that changed all the screensavers to the Energizer bunny


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:16 pm    

Heh...I saw alot of people putting 'enough with the penguins!' on their boards. I was thinking something pro-kerry. This campus is soooo frikkin conservative, its not even funny. They tear down my kerry stickers all the time, its really annoying. So I got a huge stack today.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:24 pm    

oh... some people... would try to kill you. I think I would. Or at least take my white board in. Then you wouldn't have any white boards to write on.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:43 pm    

Triam_Paris wrote:
I duct tape people (Jesse mostly) to couches when they fall asleep at my house


I hate you...that was so awful...I dunno if I prank people...at all. I'm a pretty easy-going guy...y'know, nice...I'm not a mean person...I like people...well, there was that one time we planned to sedate nick...


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 7:44 pm    

Heh...I dunno, people keep taking my kerry bumper stickers down from my door, its most unpleasant.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 8:01 pm    

marimbaplayer wrote:
Triam_Paris wrote:
I duct tape people (Jesse mostly) to couches when they fall asleep at my house


I hate you...that was so awful...I dunno if I prank people...at all. I'm a pretty easy-going guy...y'know, nice...I'm not a mean person...I like people...well, there was that one time we planned to sedate nick...


yeah... that would have been funny. Oh, we wrote with shaving creme on that hotel window. that was prankish. I don't know.. I'd say most of my "pranks" back in my hs years were meaner and more subtle. I was a mercenary bastard to people who I didn't think worthy of much. You know. I'd befriend person A to get information from them for person B and then turn around and point the gun (the... water gun... ) at them both and have a good laugh about it. stuff like that

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Heh...I dunno, people keep taking my kerry bumper stickers down from my door, its most unpleasant.


yeah, that's kind of dumb. but seriously. if you do the whole kerry thing, especially if the conservatives are the majority, you'd be in *beep*


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PostMon Oct 18, 2004 8:47 pm    

Heh, it would be funny though. Ill think of something I suppose...

The greatest thing to do in hotel rooms is steal light bulbs and batteries from remotes. So evil!


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PostTue Oct 19, 2004 1:19 am    

what about something like... Nasty! Nasty Monkey!

or... "I didn't find a solution... but I this find this" (and then people will wonder what it is)

"Yo' Mama's DisFUNKtional" (I had to read a book called that when doing research for one of my essays)

"Oh... some people like penguins"

"Fuk that.. I don't like people playing with my phone!"

I don't know... hey... we had a kid like you when I was in high school .he called himself the Chalk Baron and would write weird things in chalk all over the school on the brick and stuff. it was funny. I wonder if they ever caught that kid


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PostTue Oct 19, 2004 1:27 am    

LOL, interesting ideas. I like leaving people hanging like that. Thats pretty damn good.

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