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Republican_Man
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 Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:43 pm Star Wars Caption Contest II |
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All you have to do is look at this week's image. Then, think of a funny Caption for it. And at last, post it in this thread. Quote the image above your text if you wish. But you MUST remember that the objective of this contest is HUMOR.
This Contest will begin and end every Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday (whenever I feel like it.)
May the Force be wish you as you caption!
Congrats to this week's winner Link, the Hero of Time, for his caption.
Caption 1/9-21-04
Vader: You will do as I say.
Leia: I will do as you say.
Vader: You will vote for My brother, George Bush.
Leia: Hold it right there Jeb, I'm not THAT weak minded.
(Link, the Hero of time)
Caption 2/9-26-04
Boba Fett Whispering to Bosk: This is really boring.
Dengar Whispering to IG-88: Ya know, Vader is pretty fat. I have to lean this far out to see the screen
Vader: Boba Fett, Dengar, are you talking?
Boba Fett and Dengar: Errrr, no?
Vader: OK. Let's continue then.
(Colonel Thornberry)
This Week's Image: Caption 3/10-4-04
C3P0 and R2 together (R2's bleeps translated of course) - Follow the yellow sand road, follow the yellow sand road....
C3P0- Look R2, It's the emerald palace, we've made it!
R2 - Bleep beep be-be-bleep WEEP WE-Daleap! (translation: took us long enough, now I can gain a vocabulator and you can get some common sense!)
(Link, the Hero of Time)
This Week's Image: Caption 4/10-10-04
Imperial Commander: Sir, Are you Mr. George Bush?
Vader: Yes.
Imp. Commander: Is this your son George W. Bush.
Vader: What has he done now officer?
Luke: I didn't do anything dad, I just borrowed the keys to the Death Star.....
Vader: YOU WHAT?!?!
Imp Commader: Your son is in some serious trouble Mr. Bush. He Blew up two democratic planets and blamed it on Iraq saying they have WMD's.
Vader: That's foolish, everybody knows Iraq didn't have WMD's. *Waves hand* nothing happened, here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
Imp Commander: Nothing happened. Here's your son back, he didn't do anything.
(Link, the Hero of Time)
This week's image: Caption 10/24/04
Last edited by Republican_Man on Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:51 am; edited 6 times in total
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"Rights are only as good as the willingness of some to exercise responsibility for those rights- Fmr. Colorado Senate Pres. John Andrews
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Founder
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| Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:31 pm |
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(Finally someone did this! I was about to.)
Leia: Thats horrible! You can't make me! Its evil and something only a Sith or Imperial would ever do! Everything would fall apart if anyone did that! The future will be destroyed!!! I won't do it!
Darth Vader: YOU WILL VOTE FOR JOHN KERRY!
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Republican_Man
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| Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:35 pm |
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^Lol! That is so funny! 
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Link, the Hero of Time
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| Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:43 am |
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come on now. Keep politics to WN and CC.
I mean i could easily say the same thing about Bush and You'd get offended by it.
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Founder
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| Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:24 am |
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| Link, the Hero of Time wrote: | come on now. Keep politics to WN and CC.
I mean i could easily say the same thing about Bush and You'd get offended by it. |
Come on man, it was just a joke. I wouldn't be offended if you had put the name George W. Bush in the last line I used. We are just posting funny captions here.
Speaking of that why is no one posting for this!
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tomparis
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| Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:32 am |
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Man Behind Vader: Why are you pointing at her?
Vader: Intimidation! Shut up!
Leia: Your scaring me.
Vader: Good!
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Link, the Hero of Time
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| Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:47 pm |
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Vader: You will do as I say.
Leia: I will do as you say.
Vader: You will vote for My brother, George Bush.
Leia: Hold it right there Jeb, I'm not THAT weak minded.
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Founder
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| Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:49 pm |
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Thats the spirit Link. 
RM can you post more than one caption?
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Republican_Man
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| Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:02 pm |
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Sure.
And although I don't like it, that was alright, because of what Founder put, Link, and I guess KIND-OF funny (to a slight degree) but as Founder said, "That's the spirit!"
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tomparis
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| Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:04 pm |
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Vader: BWAHAHAHAHA! Behold! My mesmorizing finger!
Man behind Vader: (Seems to be half asleep.) Uhhhhhhhh.
Leia: What's wrong with him?
Vader: Got me.
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Sam Kenobi
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| Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:14 pm |
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Vadar: I love that necklace. What is it, sapphire?
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Lindley
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:15 am Re: Star Wars Caption Contest I |
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All right. Somebody had to say it......
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Vader: "Pull my finger."
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Republican_Man
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:23 am |
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Leia: Darth Vader, only you could be so bold. When the Senate here's about this--
Vader: Don't act so surprised, your Republicanness. You weren't on any a-political mission this time. Where are those Party Plans?
Leia: I don't know what you're talking about!
Vader: You are a part of the Republican Party and a traitor! Take her away!
(Vader the Liberal when Liberals begin their conquest of the US  )
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:52 am Re: Star Wars Caption Contest I |
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| Lindley wrote: | All right. Somebody had to say it......
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Vader: "Pull my finger." |
Hah good one. I didn't even think about using that. Yet its so obvious. 
Imperial Officer: Careful my Lord. Shes a biter....
Darth Vader: Really? *puts finger in her face* Prove it....
Leia: Grrrrr....
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Republican_Man
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:36 am |
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I can't believe I'm doing this, but the winner in this non-partisan Caption Contest is Link, the Hero of Time. I may be opposed to it, but it's the best, although Founder's first one is right up there. Now, view the next one up at the top.
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tomparis
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:41 pm |
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Vader: Now, if everyone would look at the screen, you can see how I hunted down Jedi.
Bounty Hunters: Ooooooo.
Boba Fett: Wait a minute. Those aren't real lightsabers!
Vader: Moving right along now.
EDIT: I figured I should put the pic I was making the caption for up.
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Link, the Hero of Time
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:52 pm Re: Star Wars Caption Contest I |
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| Lindley wrote: | All right. Somebody had to say it......
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Vader: "Pull my finger." |
ROFLMAO!
I was waiting for someone to do that!
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tomparis
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| Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:31 pm |
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Wow. This is going kinda slow. I guess I'll post another.
Boba Fett Whispering to Bosk: This is really boring.
Dengar Whispering to IG-88: Ya know, Vader is pretty fat. I have to lean this far out to see the screen
Vader: Boba Fett, Dengar, are you talking?
Boba Fett and Dengar: Errrr, no?
Vader: OK. Let's continue then.
(Best I could think of for now.)
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Sam Kenobi
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| Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:51 am |
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So Darth Vadar, Boba Fett, Dengar and some cronies walk into a bar....
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| Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:32 am |
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Alien looks at Princess Leah
Alien: Whoa.... Look at the size of her Jugs... 
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Sam Kenobi
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| Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:27 am |
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| chakotay99 wrote: | Alien looks at Princess Leah
Alien: Whoa.... Look at the size of her Jugs... |
ha... ha ha... :l
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Republican_Man
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| Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:24 pm |
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This week's winner is Colonel Thornberry! Congrats, Colonel!
And this week's image is:
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GhostOfAMemory
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| chakotay99 wrote: | Alien looks at Princess Leah
Alien: Whoa.... Look at the size of her Jugs... |
^ That is not how you spell Leia! 
*ahem*
Caption 3:
C3P0 and R2D2 boldly go where no one's gone before!
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| Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:24 pm |
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C3PO: Oh I wish I had an Ostermeyer Weiner....
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Link, the Hero of Time
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| Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:38 pm |
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C3P0 and R2 together (R2's bleeps translated of course) - Follow the yellow sand road, follow the yellow sand road....
C3P0- Look R2, It's the emerald palace, we've made it!
R2 - Bleep beep be-be-bleep WEEP WE-Daleap! (translation: took us long enough, now I can gain a vocabulator and you can get some common sense!)
(In Star Wars a vocabulator lets droids speak.)
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