Gondor Girl

Fior · **Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:04 pm**

((muUAAAHH ha hahahahaaa!!! *mutters to herself about guys being generally weird, and the strangeness of cross-gender avvys in particular while carefully sorting and polishing large stacks of nice weapons in preperation for any offended attackers*))

GhostOfAMemory · **Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:17 pm**

it's official, yes, all guys have girl avs and all girls have guy avs. My av equals Aragorn *I think?* I am a girl *nods* I most always use guys as avs, and most of the time they are the ones I find attractive... em... yeah... back to the madness!

*The leprochauns attack the arwen ghost... person... vulcan... thing... yeah, and start to shave her head as well* NO, my minions! BACK!

Fior · **Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:03 am**

((The arwen ghost thing was the reason I fell into this madness, she's gone now. I still don't know what I am..

Oh, and since I don't have an avvy, hehe theoretically you don't know my gender right?

ehehheheheMUAAhhh hahaha!!

))

*Fortunately, before the leprechans manage to shave the humanoids head in any measure, it twitches violently, knocking them back off the boulder giving GhostOfAMemory just enough time to halt their attack*
((just contributing to the characteristic power-modding style of the RP

Mwahh haha))

GhostOfAMemory · **Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:57 am**

*all the sudden Q pops in and transports Rachel off to some alternate dimension*

Rachel dissappeared!

Jeremy · **Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:46 pm**

*Looks around to try and find her*

Anyone got any ideas?

Gondor Girl · **Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:29 am**

(Hey there Fior. Great to have you here. I've no problems whatsoever to you posting here. I am a girl and have a guy for an avatar, but what the... it appears that I've vanished. Welcome

)

*One moment I'm seeing everything going on and the Leprochauns all over the place, the next, I'm in a void travelling through a really wierd, very colorful place. I crouch down and grab my glider, frightenedly. (in case you didn't know, I'm something like the Green Goblin)*

What is going on here? Where am I??

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:36 am**

*All the sudden Q appears in the void and taps you on the head wth a rabbit, therefore turning you into one! Then he dissappears*

Gondor Girl · **Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:38 am**

HEY!

*I then push the button which I have that conveniently prevents me from turning me into a rabbit, and turns me back to the way I previously was. I bring up the speed on my glider and poof out in Las Vegas a couple years in the past.*

Wierd.

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:53 am**

I dunno Jeremy, she could be anywhere! You know that rascaly Q!

*I zip off in search of Q*

Jeremy · **Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:10 am**

I run to the Q Continum and ask about if anyone has seen him, or knows where he is,

Gondor Girl · **Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:58 pm**

*I glide around and look at all the bright neon lights. I start to sing.*

Vivaaaaaa Las Vegas...

Fior · **Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:20 pm**

*Upon seeing the Q, all the Leprechans begin hopping in circles on their right foot, bumping into and knocking each other down as they leap down into the holes of the Sightless Mole people. They all swarm back up wearing holy mole-people robes, and begin chanting creepy sounding sonnetts of DOOM in a combination of Clingon and Vulcan. The human form groans and flops it's hand around to point at them. Narrowing it's eyes, it rasps out in it's eery dying breath,* "You who worship the Q will DIIIIEEEE before the sun has set.. You are DOOOOOOMED!!"
*A coconut drops at that moment onto the head of a leprechan, knocking him out cold, as he was apparently already senseless.

*

Jeremy · **Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:36 pm**

*Suddenly it dawns on me, there will be GOLD to be found if there is leprechans around. I start searching*

Solitary Poet · **Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:38 pm**

*Things have become far too illogical even for a human and Kirk decides it must some kind of dream or alien induced hallucination*

�Come on! Wakeup, snap out of it!�

*In a bout of madness he slaps his own face and then slaps a leprechaun*

�Dear g*d, HELP ME!! Somebody GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!�

*Suddenly the soil beneath his feet begins to move as the ground around him becomes unstable. When, out of nowhere the hand of a necked-mole-person pushes its way through the dirt!*

�NOT AGAIN!!�

*In a cold and sightless stupor the mole-person franticly tries to feel for the wretched perpetrator who stole his robe. Kirk tries to backup but it is to late as the claws of a pale and wrinkled hand dig into his boot, sending him and the mole-person crashing to the depths below!*

YAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

((By the way Ghost�, I like your new avatar, it�s so�you.))

Gondor Girl · **Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:14 pm**

*Meanwhile, completely away from all this mole-people leprochaun madness, I am zooming around Las Vegas a few years in the past. I go to the casinos and gamble, winning wonderfully. I go see a David Copperfield performance, then drop in to perhaps see a show of Siegfried and Roy. After that I continue to zoom around the city happily singing...*

Vivaaaaa Las Vegas...

*A grin ever present on both my face and my helmet.*

Fior · **Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:32 pm**

*The prostrate form on top of the boulder, watching the madness below, laughs hysterically as the mole-people drag Kirk into the darkness. When the amusement subsides, it wipes a tear of merriment from it's eye, and rasps to the Leprechans*
"Go mighty minions, retrieve the mentally-deficient captain from the depths of the top-soil! What you do with him then is none of my concern, but no one deserves so terrible a fate as the Sightless Mole-People can inflict on those with functional eyes. If you succeed, then you shall escape your DOOOOOOM!!!"

*The Sightless Mole-People.>

The form twitches in more death-throes from the exertion of speaking, and adds aside to itself;*
*Sigh* "Hmm, should I die now, or remember what I am? -whatever that may be..-

*groan* "ugh,.." *twitch*
*as the leprechans make grasshopper leaps, half of them into the hole after Kirk, the other half after Jeremy with flyswatters to protect there supposed gold. They begin to smack Jeremy, -leaping angrily from one foot to another in a goofy-looking dance of rage-, with electric flylswatters. *
*ZAP, ZAP, ZOT ZIP!!* "BACK YOU PILFERING PILSBURY AMERICAN!! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS, EY?!!!

*The figure on the rock snorts, and starts giggling -in a non-girly way- at The angry Leprechans attacking Jeremy. 'You NEVER look for the gold when the leprechans are around.. It's just common sense.' It thought in amused disgust, shaking it's head.*
*YAWN*

"I think I'm tired of this laying-about-half-dead thing."
*IT decides to die.

*
*GASP, twitch, CHokE GAG.

<dead now. See my beeeeutiful green face?*

GhostOfAMemory · **Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:07 pm**

Jeremy, it called you an American!

*gets abducted by aliens*

HEEEEELP MEEEEEE! *hiccup*

Jeremy · **Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:08 pm**

I AM NOT AMERICAN,

*I sit around wondering where Leah has gone.*

Angeldust · **Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:11 pm**

*walks in, lost again*

Does anyone know where the bathroom is??

Jeremy · **Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:10 am**

There's one in Jeremy bit of this forum,

Angeldust · **Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:13 am**

Thanks. I get lost sometimes. I don't know where I put my compass. And my map is all wrong.

Jeremy · **Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:16 am**

I think there's also one on here somewhere, but not sure. I forget a lot of things. What was I saying again? (groan)

Angeldust · **Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:18 am**

I don't know. Something about wild gorillas?

Jeremy · **Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:34 am**

Oh yeah, I remember now. We were talking about you.

Angeldust · **Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:36 am**

Me?? Why?? Did I do something wrong??