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Micteth-Son of Udas
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PostSat Aug 14, 2004 9:46 pm    Caption contest!

All you have to do is come up with a funny caption to the picture, the one i find the funniest is the winner!
One caption per-user per picture.


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PostSun Aug 15, 2004 3:21 am    

Dr. Phlox (thinking): "oh man, these snails trip special ordered taste really bad! Trip seems too like it though."


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CaptianCircuitGod
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PostSun Aug 15, 2004 4:53 am    

yo lionhead you might wanna spell check your sig

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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 7:13 am    

i know, i thought it was kinda funny so i left it....Or i'm just too lazy too change it.


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Omet'Ikilan
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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 3:05 pm    

Phlox- oh my god what his he doing?

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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 4:26 pm    

Phlox: And this is my 'in deep thought' look

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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 4:40 pm    

Phlox: *sniff sniff* Ugh... Commander Tucker, you didn't order the chef's special "Chili Dogs" again, did you?


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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 5:26 pm    

All funny captions, But the winner is
Kuro-chan
NEXT PIC!


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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 5:32 pm    

archer and t'pol inching closer and closer....

Phlox-WOAH am I interupting somthing?



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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 7:42 pm    

Archer:See I can make my face look like this T'Pol.
T'Pol: That is logical for you humans to such a thing.



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PostTue Aug 17, 2004 10:40 pm    

Phlox watched as his secret camera documented the footage for his discovery channel special "Mating Rituals: The Chronicles of Humans and Vulcans"


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PostWed Aug 18, 2004 6:43 am    

Phlox referees the staring contest between Archer and T'Pol.

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PostWed Aug 18, 2004 7:24 am    

Archer : "you heard? They say that dr. phlox doesn't know his alphabeth"
T'pol : "That seems logical for such a dumb species"
Dr. Phlox: "I can hear you from here you know..."



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Micteth-Son of Udas
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PostThu Aug 19, 2004 2:38 pm    

Funny al of ou but this goes to
GhostOfAMemory
next pic:


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Kuro-chan
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PostThu Aug 19, 2004 2:47 pm    

*Holds up a scanner, pretending it's a weapon*

Officer: Where is the pot of gold?! (Since he looks like a Leprechaun)


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Ronevick
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PostThu Aug 19, 2004 3:09 pm    

(Officer walks in and finds the man staring at a small hole in the jeffries tubes that leads to T'Pol's bathroom. The Officer holds a recording device out to the man but the man doesn't know he's there yet and he's still looking into the hole.)

Man:"Oh yeah, that's hot. That's so hot."

Officer:"Can I quote you on that?"


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PostSun Sep 05, 2004 2:25 pm    

Officer: Holy *beep*, the scanner is right! It appears he is sitting down!

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Micteth-Son of Udas
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PostSun Sep 05, 2004 3:29 pm    

defiant you can take over the contest........
and why did youdrop your meesega bord: startrek chat?


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Five - seveN
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PostMon Sep 06, 2004 3:36 am    

uhm ppl thats not an officer its Archer.

So...

Archer: 'Lookie mister, my new PDA!! Ain't it nice???'


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ParLawGod
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PostTue Sep 07, 2004 12:28 pm    

Archer: Are you alright, sir?
Man: <muffled> Yes, I'm fine...now leave me alone!
Archer: ...but my trichorder indicates that you have a severe case of constapation.


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 4:44 am    

Micteth-Son of Udas wrote:
defiant you can take over the contest........
and why did youdrop your meesega bord: startrek chat?


Uhh...huh? I dont remember...OH! That...IM me about it sometime...

Uhh...err...mine? Hmm...I WIN THE CONTEST! ((ill let it go a few days more))


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PostWed Sep 08, 2004 9:29 am    

Man: "mph, mmmmmph,mmmm."

Officer: "wait, let me get my translator. Could you repeat that?"


or.

Officer: "wait, let me scan you.....ah, you're hands are tied and you mouth is gagged, lets me reset the frequency of my traslator so i can understand what you say through the cloth."



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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 1:39 pm    

OK, lets go:

Five - seveN

Now, another captiony thingy.



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Five - seveN
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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 1:58 pm    

Defiant wrote:
OK, lets go:

Five - seveN

Now, another captiony thingy.


I think your caption's better.


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Five - seveN
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PostThu Sep 09, 2004 2:00 pm    

Archer: Would you please leave me and my nose alone???

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