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Theresa
Lux Mihi Deus
Joined: 17 Jun 2001
Posts: 27256
Location: United States of America
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 Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:51 am Stress Indicator |
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Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are
Identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that
in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would
Find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences
found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing
Great amount of stress.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences,
You may want to take a vacation.
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Some of us fall by the wayside
And some of us soar to the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with our scars
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Jadzia Lenara Dax
Garbage Queen
Joined: 17 Oct 2001
Posts: 5761
Location: Sunnydale, California
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:54 am |
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Woot! Vacation time 
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"I can't stand someone who can outdepress me." -Shirley Manson, Garbage
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:27 am |
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Man! I need a vaction badly or did i see a cow in that picture.
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Commanding Officer of I.S.S Emperor
 
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1/1
Rear Admiral
Joined: 12 Apr 2002
Posts: 3311
Location: La La Land
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:19 pm |
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Yay! I'm not stressed! 
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Delta Quad 2003
Section 31 Guardian
Joined: 29 Jun 2004
Posts: 3164
Location: Earth
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:20 pm |
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umm....yeah. I think vacation is calling me....
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Caboose - I can't feel my face.
Church - Shut up caboose!
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Josi Rockholt
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 29 Dec 2001
Posts: 10136
Location: Boston, Ma
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:28 pm |
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Vacation time for me. LOL
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Jeff Miller
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 22 Nov 2001
Posts: 23947
Location: Mental Ward for the Mentaly Unstable 6th floor, Saint John's 1615 Delaware Longview Washington 98632
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:31 pm |
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I don't need a pic to tell me I need a vacation I already took the tests that prove I need help.
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Oliver
Thought Maker
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 6096
Location: Antwerp, Belgium
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:33 pm |
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I'm glad to know that I'm under no stress. I can only see 1 difference; they're simply different animals.
Pity, I would have wanted a vacation...
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Ronevick
The King
Joined: 23 May 2003
Posts: 11428
Location: (609), New Jersey
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:40 pm |
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I could've sworn I saw a cow in that picture. Too bad i'm too broke for a vacation.
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sabertooth1217
UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 11484
Location: Texas
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:43 pm |
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I am so over stressed these days...
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WeAz
Commodore
Joined: 03 Apr 2004
Posts: 1519
Location: Where you aren't
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:44 pm |
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Vacation Time!!!!!!!
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At Least In Vietnam, Bush Had An Exit Strategy
It was Bush, not Clinton, who ignored the warning signs for 9/11.
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:45 pm |
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Oh...crap...stress city. But hell, I could have told you that. Im *beep* pissed 24/7, and im going nuts over here.
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sabertooth1217
UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 11484
Location: Texas
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:33 pm |
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wither the entire world is stressed or this test is flaud... 
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Founder
Dominion Leader
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
Posts: 12755
Location: Gamma Quadrant
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:59 pm |
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No stress here. I see two identical dolphins. Nothing wrong here. Move along....
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:01 pm |
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I imagine the entire world is stressed...We're just all too flustered to read the damn thing calmly, so we overlook a thing or two, then realize we are all stupid messed up...
Oh well, cows suck anyways...
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IntrepidIsMe
Pimp Handed
Joined: 14 Jun 2002
Posts: 13057
Location: New York
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| Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:32 am |
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Tsk, without them you wouldn't have job, 
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"Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."
-Wuthering Heights
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:36 am |
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Hmm...hard to fight that logic...
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GhostOfAMemory
Star-crossed Voyager
Joined: 06 Sep 2003
Posts: 4322
Location: My computer... duh
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| Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:35 am |
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^ 
What difference? I don't see it  *goes on a nice little vacation to the loony bin and gets a prezzie from one of the dcotors, a pretty white jacket! But the arms are in the back... wha?*
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Jesus loves you! God bless
Go to www.purevolume.com/leahcoiro NOW or face anhilation! BWAHA!
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Captain Dappet
Forum Revolutionist
Joined: 06 Feb 2002
Posts: 16756
Location: On my supersonic rocket ship.
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| Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:40 am |
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Dolphins...? What Dolphins? I see two cows.
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Kyle Reese
Cadet Gunnery Sergeant
Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Posts: 5672
Location: The United States of America
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| Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:53 pm |
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*tries for hours to calm down but still can't see both dolphins*
Wooh, I should get some rest...
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Defiant
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 04 Jul 2001
Posts: 15946
Location: Oregon City, OR
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| Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:53 am |
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Indeed you should. You know, at first I thought the cow was a clever illusion, and had a dolphin image imbedded in it...
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:39 pm |
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AHHHH It's a cow!!!!!! hmmmm. I think I'll take a vacation after my exams... which are in November... NOOOOOOOOOOO.
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
My LJ
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Lt. Commander Warwick
Lieutenant
Joined: 29 Aug 2002
Posts: 158
Location: Memphis,TN U.S.A.
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| Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:47 am |
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 I'm in need of a good looooooooooooong vacation 
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Live Long and Prosper
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Have Fun and Play Hard
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:53 pm |
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I didn't know cows could swim
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Captain Skyline
Vice Admiral
Joined: 09 Aug 2001
Posts: 6646
Location: UK
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| Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:05 am |
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I know its a joke, but is the statement true?
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