Gondor Girl

Jeremy · **Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:31 am**

*I decide to come back to see what's taking Danny so long. With me there is some blue martians from jupiter come in the form of dancing tomatos.*

You must leave him to come with us!

Solitary Poet · **Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:13 pm**

*Kirk raises his Phaser and calls out*

�Ready? On my mark.�

*Kirk aims center-mass*

�FIRE!!� SSVVVIIIEEEWWWWW!!

*Daniel�s ascended form seems to come crashing to the ground and hit�s the soil with a sickening thud*

�It worked!�

Gondor Girl · **Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:17 pm**

*I watch this with an unseen grimace.*

Oooh... that can't have felt good.

*I suddenly hear a voice and dart my head to face towards it's source. I see another white wispy thing. This one's the Jeremy wisp.*

NEVER! We shall not allow Daniel to leave this plane of existance once more! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*I pull out a pumpkin bomb, set the timer and throw it at Jeremy's wisp. When it's right in the middle of Jeremy, it explodes and makes the wisp fly in all directions.*

Solitary Poet · **Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:40 pm**

*Watching the explosion*

�I don�t think that is going to work, he�s only made of energy.�

*Thinking quickly he comes up with a plan*

�Maybe if we shoot him with our energy weapons as well, we will cause him to revert back to human form and then you can kill him if you wont?!�

*He again raises his Phaser*

GhostOfAMemory · **Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:40 pm**

*I grab my zat, and shoot the jeremy wisp with it, and he tingleswith electricity before splatting back into his body*

HAH!
*does a victory dance*

Gondor Girl · **Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:49 pm**

*I look a bit confused.*

But that was an energy bomb. My pumpkin bombs aren't just any ol' bombs.

*I pull another one out and show it to Kirk.*

You see, it emits an energy and radiation wave when it explodes. Not just any old bomb.

*I pull back the little button and throw it at a cactus. It explodes and the cactus simply disintigrates into nothing*

Solitary Poet · **Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:25 pm**

*He fires but he misses and the ascended being gets away*

�Radiation is energy but it is a bit different than photon streams emitted by beam weapons. It has been my experience that beings such as these can even survive on the surface of a star which is one of the most radioactive environments imaginable!�

*Angry with himself he starts to run*

�There�s still time to catch it!!�

Jeremy · **Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:21 am**

Em, seems like I have got away, but also been made human again, so I'm not sure what will happen to me now...

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:32 pm**

*I zap Jeremy and turn him into a chicken!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DINNER!

*I begin to chase the Jeremy chicken and motion for Rachel and Kirk to join in*

Come on, we must catch it!

Jeremy · **Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:54 am**

*My buddies from when I had changed get annoyed at this and turn you all into chickens, turn me back and we float away before you can zat us.*

Solitary Poet · **Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:30 pm**

*Cluck-bock-cluck-cluck*

"Buck-buck-bugah!"

*Cock-a-doodle-doo*

"We're Human again!"

GhostOfAMemory · **Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:39 am**

*uses the morphing power of the animorphs to turn human again, and uses my super powers to run really fast and catch up to Jeremy and zat him*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*I then drag Jeremy's white tentically body back to camp and use the animorphs morphing cube to turn him human again too and then paint his toenails pink while he still still unconcious*

Come on, Kirk! Paint his hands!!

*I toss a bottle of pink nail polish to kirk for use on jeremy*

Gondor Girl · **Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:05 pm**

*Fortunately for me, somehow my green goblin flight suit protected me from the powers of the ascended beings and they didn't care enough to check me. I pick up a make up kit and start putting lipstick on Jeremy.*

Heeheeheeeheeeeee... Try to turn ME into a chicken, eh? Muahahahaha!

Solitary Poet · **Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:56 pm**

*Thinking, thinking, thinking*

"Let's shave his head!"

Solitary Poet · **Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:37 pm**

GhostOfAMemory · **Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:44 am**

I've got a better idea! *Finds some green hair dye and dyes Jeremy's hair bright green,then sicks a leprochaun on him* mwahahahahahaha!

Gondor Girl · **Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:44 am**

Sounds good to me.

*I pull out a shaver and begin to shave his hair off.*

GhostOfAMemory · **Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:46 am**

NOO! *grabs the razor away so the mad leprochaun can do his full dirty work* and the plot thickens...

Gondor Girl · **Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:59 am**

*I stare at the leprochauns then look at Leah.*

They're not attracted to green are they?

Solitary Poet · **Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:44 am**

*Duct-tapes a gold coin to Jeremy�s back*

�They�re attracted to that!� Broo, Hah HAH!!

Fior · **Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:35 pm**

((May I join your chaos?

Pleeeease? I'll be mostly harmless.

If you tell me to go away, I'll take my potentially inflammatory first post out with me..

))

*Liv Tyler as Arwen suddenly *poofs* into existance, looking very surprised. Then a huge boulder poofs into existance above her head and *poofs* her away

before anyone can blink. The faded book-Arwens spirit drifts in through the still open portal from the rock, looks around and sees squashed Liv-Arwen. She smiles as the color comes back into her, and her phantom form drifts back out through Liv-Arwens portal, looking much healthier than before. Unfortunately, before both portals close again, a humanoid form trips over the edge of the rock's portal, and tumbles out, falling the five feet to the rock and landing with a thud. x.x *squish,crunch* *
"Aaahh! OOOf!! *groan*"

Solitary Poet · **Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:16 pm**

*Stares at rock, corps, ghost, and portals*

�What In the world could that be!?�

*Watches the horrid site with confusion and disgust*

�That has to be the most illogical way for a Vulcan to die that I have ever been witness to!�
*Notices ghost of unnamed Vulcan rise*

�She has ascended, thank god, we can still save her!�

((Fior, I recognize your writing. I don�t think Gondor Girl will mind you joining us. You used a different screen name this time, I like it. How do you like my avatar?))

John Connor · **Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:25 pm**

Hey, when are you gonna be on aim next there Gondor Girl?

Fior · **Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:49 am**

*The head of the theoretically injured or dead being turns toward the strange group on the beach, and lets out a strangled squeak.*

((Am I so distinctive? Or is it just the hitch-hikers guide reference coupled with prefering book Arwen that gave me away.. wait, I used 'Fior' on your site too. Thanks, it's an oold name. I'll wait for Gondor Girl (her name sounds like a superhero! *plays middle-earth super-hero theme music in the background*) to give me official clearance before I get too secure.
I think it's weird for a guy to have a girl avatar, and I think she's weird looking and you should take her off and replace her with something cooler.

John Connor on the other hand... *Just watched all three Terminator movies for the first time a couple days ago* that is a beyond cool choice. I WANT TO JOIN THE RESISTANCE TOOO!!! Well, maybe not..))

Solitary Poet · **Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:35 pm**

((The origins of Gondor Girl�s name.
Gondor! Gondor, between the mountains and the sea
West wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree
Fell like bright rain in the gardens of the Kings of old
O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold...

By the way, on most SG-1 forums I have visited all of the guys either use a picture of Samantha Carter or Doctor Weir for their avatar and they are both girls in fact half of the guys on this forum use female avatars so be careful what you say.))