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Zippy
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 Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:53 am Pilsbury Spokesman Dead!!! |
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THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - DEAD AT 71
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Cap'n Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
sorry, i thought it was funny
i also had it in world news, but they didnt seem to enjoy it there.
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Defiant
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| Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:04 am |
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LOL, pretty funny. No more woo hoo.
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Sevenofninenz
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| Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:26 am |
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What the hey???
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Defiant
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| Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:28 am |
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LOL, its humor. Its funny!
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Tyvek
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| Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:26 pm |
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ROFL, I had to read it twice to fully get it
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Defiant
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| Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:51 pm |
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Yep, its pretty clever. At first I thought it was that the voice for the doughboy had died, then I got more into it, and realized I was quite mistaken...
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tomparis
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| Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:38 am |
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*Sniff* We'll miss you, Pillsbury Doughboy.
I've actually heard this before. It's still funny.
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Starbuck
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| Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:56 am |
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the yeast infection part is funny
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John Connor
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| Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:48 am |
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Its very funny and i love reading it all the time.
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Lionel the Lonely
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| Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:24 am |
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funniness, but i read it when you were putting it on here.
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Zippy
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:44 pm |
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page 4???????? this topic doesnt deserve page 4.
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GhostOfAMemory
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| Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:21 pm |
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 That was hilarious!
Hehehe... a severe yeast infection...
He never knew how much he was kneaded *sniff*
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1/1
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| Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:41 pm |
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I don't get it 
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Zippy
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| Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:37 pm |
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this is a funny article, you should read this!
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ACDC Girl
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| Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:09 pm |
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*cries* I'm really gonna miss him! 
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