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Defiant Fleet Admiral

Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:34 am |
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Goodnight ye of much punctuating powers.
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Starbuck faster...

Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 8715 Location: between chaos and melody
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:31 pm |
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/\ around these parts, we call that sucking up, and we have a special song for sucker upppers. 
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Defiant Fleet Admiral

Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:59 pm |
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None of that now. None of that at all.
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Seven of Nine Sammie's Mammy

Joined: 16 Jun 2001 Posts: 7871 Location: North East England
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:24 pm |
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I think I have a book somewhere with chapters with punctuation... I'll go hunt it out.
*Runs upstairs*
Yup. It's called "The Sex Lives of Cannibals" and all its chapters have full stops at the end of them. However, they need them.
*Pulls sample chapter title out of book*
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Chapter 15
In which the Author describes the Behavior of Government Officials (drunken thuggery), the Peculiar System of Governance (Coconut Stalinism), the Quality of Government Services (Stalin, at least, got something done), followed by a recounting of the Interministerial Song Dance Competition, when for nearly Two Months all government activities Ceased, not that anyone noticed, followed by the Shocking Conclusion to the competition, when the Ministry of Housing won with a dance that Shamelessly incorporated Polynesian influences, leaving the other Competitors to stew in their Bitter Bile. |
Yes, that's really the chapter title. In case anyone was wondering, the title of the book does not describe it- I've yet to come across anything that explains the sex lives of cannibals. I have instead read about how J. Maarten Troost (the author) survived living inTarawa.
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GhostOfAMemory Star-crossed Voyager

Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 4322 Location: My computer... duh
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:31 pm |
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See the thing is if you try to analyze sentences with no spaces and read them slowly its very difficult However if you just run your eyes over it really quickly u can read it no problem haha and notice this post has no punctuation and I DON'T CARE MWAHAHAHA
Besides insnt this whole topic a bit spammy and people are posting off topic things haha but I guess it doesn't matter since an admin started it meeep 
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Theresa Lux Mihi Deus

Joined: 17 Jun 2001 Posts: 27256 Location: United States of America
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:36 pm |
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Huh, it looked like everyone's post has mentioned punctuation in some way, shape or form.....
Not to mention, they, for the most part, are all using punctuation, so that keeps it on track, too.
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Defiant Fleet Admiral

Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:41 pm |
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I like punctuation, but I like shaka too. I dont know what im saying anymore. 
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GhostOfAMemory Star-crossed Voyager

Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 4322 Location: My computer... duh
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:57 pm |
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What is "shaka"? Notice my use of punctuation
See, what I don't get is paragraphs. When I was a kid I totally did not understand the concept. I would ask what a paragraph was and they'd tell me and I'd be like "Whaa??"
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- The road goes ever on and on, down from door where it began; Now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow, if I can -
Jesus loves you! God bless
Go to www.purevolume.com/leahcoiro NOW or face anhilation! BWAHA!
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Theresa Lux Mihi Deus

Joined: 17 Jun 2001 Posts: 27256 Location: United States of America
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:00 pm |
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I use paragraphs when changing direction. Like when writing a letter, the first paragraph is for all of that "how have you been" junk. The second is for "how I've been", etc...
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Defiant Fleet Admiral

Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:12 pm |
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Everyone has toothpick on their table. We like the shiskabob, because the beef has good fravor. Everyone has toothpick on their table. We like the dental fross.
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GhostOfAMemory Star-crossed Voyager

Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 4322 Location: My computer... duh
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Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:04 am |
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*blink* whhhhhhaaaaaaa??? ^
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Jadzia Lenara Dax Garbage Queen

Joined: 17 Oct 2001 Posts: 5761 Location: Sunnydale, California
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Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:09 am |
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Punctuation is my friend! I like to take it out for walks, and feed it, and love it...but uh, that's a different story.
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"I can't stand someone who can outdepress me." -Shirley Manson, Garbage
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Defiant Fleet Admiral

Joined: 04 Jul 2001 Posts: 15946 Location: Oregon City, OR
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Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:23 am |
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Awesome. I confused people. Random hidden track from my NFG CD. Quite humorous.
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Theresa Lux Mihi Deus

Joined: 17 Jun 2001 Posts: 27256 Location: United States of America
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Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:13 pm |
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Quote: | Only in grammar can you be more than perfect. ~William Safire
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