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Seven of Nine
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PostSat Aug 07, 2004 5:50 am    Funny Political Quotes

I've found the ultimate-

George W. Bush wrote:

See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction.

Washington, D.C., Oct. 8, 2003

OK, question- is he going to rewrite 20th Century history to make it true, or will he have to admit that the USA, the UK and other free nations do develop weapons of mass destruction?

Republican_Man, your comeback please

Edit: Thought of a better title name


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PostSat Aug 07, 2004 10:32 am    

And here you wanted me to ask the users of STV not to stereotype. The very title of this topic is stereotyping.

And, can we please have the context in which this was said? For all we know, he could have said, "This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard,"(insert your quote here).



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PostSat Aug 07, 2004 1:34 pm    

George W. Bush wrote:
Remarks by the President at the 2003 Republican National Committee Presidential Gala
Washington Hilton
Washington, DC

7:53 P.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all for coming. Go ahead and be seated, unless you don't have seat. (Laughter.) I'm honored you all are here. I appreciate your warm welcome. I thank you for your strong support and friendship. I thank you for your contributions, I thank you for your grass roots work. I thank you for your prayers. There's a lot of happy folks here tonight; there's some Cubs fans -- (applause) -- there's some Red Sox fans -- (applause) -- and there are some happy people from California. (Applause.)

I am so glad that Laura came with me tonight. (Applause.) As you know, she's back home from an official trip. She went to Russia to help them with literacy. She went to France. (Laughter.) You may have seen the picture in the newspaper. (Laughter.) Last time I was in France, I got a nice welcome, but nothing like that. (Laughter.) Laura is a great First Lady. I'm really proud of her. (Applause.)

I want to thank my friend, Ed Gillespie, for leading our great party. (Applause.) He could be doing a lot of other things. There's no doubt we picked the right man to lead us into this election year. I appreciate the fact that Cathy, his fine wife, is supporting Ed in this really important mission.

I not only want to thank Ed, I want to thank all of the RNC members who are here, all the county officials, all the grass roots activists. We're going to win in 2004. (Applause.) I appreciate your support. I appreciate the friendship of all those on the stage here tonight who helped set a record. It's important to be well funded as you go into a campaign, and you've made it possible.

I want to thank my friend, Al Hoffman, and his wife, Dawn, for their long-time friendship. I want to thank Ann Wagner, our party co-chairman. I want to thank the gala co-chairman, Brad Freeman and David Girard-diCarlo and Carl Linder. I want to thank all those who worked hard to make this event go so successfully.

I appreciate Monsignor Marc Fillachione who is here, the Chaplain from the New York City Fire Department. I want to thank Lieutenant Kim Royster, from New York -- from the New York City Police Department. (Applause.) I'm really thankful you brought your Governor with you, a great Governor in George Pataki. (Applause.)

I want to thank the Wright Touch Orchestra, Jonathan Yeaworth and Michael Israel, as well as Michael Feinstein for providing entertainment here tonight.

I know we've got members of the United States Congress with us. I had a meeting right before I came here with Speaker Denny Hastert. He told me that he wasn't able to make it. He said he's heard me speak before. (Laughter.) But he is a great Speaker. He is a great leader for the United States Congress. (Applause.)

I appreciate Tom Delay and Roy Blunt and all the House members who are here. I also know that Bill Frist, the Senate Majority Leader, is here, as well. What a class act he is. (Applause.)

I've got two goals in '04. One is slightly selfish. (Laughter.) And the other is to make sure that Denny Hastert remains the Speaker of the House, and Bill Frist the leader of the Senate. (Applause.)

It is in our nation's interest that Hastert remain the Speaker and Bill Frist the Majority Leader. These are strong leaders. They have led the Congress in a lot of important matters. We've achieved a lot of results together, results that are good for Republicans and Democrats and Independents, results that are good for all Americans. (Applause.)

You know, I wasn't sure what to expect when I became your President. I was certain there would be some challenges. I wasn't exactly sure what to expect, but I knew there was going to be some problems to solve. And therefore, I knew I needed to surround myself with really strong, competent, capable people. I've assembled a great administration of Americans -- (applause) -- of Americans from all walks of life who have put their country above self.

This country is blessed to have a great Vice President in Dick Cheney. (Applause.) I listen to a great national security team and a great domestic policy team. Some of my members -- some of the members of my Cabinet are here tonight. The Secretary of Interior, Gale Norton, is with us. The Secretary of Agriculture, Ann Veneman, is with us. The Secretary of Commerce, Don Evans, is with us. The Secretary of Labor, Elaine Chao, is with us. And the Secretary of Energy, Spence Abraham, is with us. Thank you all for coming, and thank you for a job well done. (Applause.)

I knew we would face challenges, and I was right. We're at war. We face an enemy that cannot stand what America stands for. We love freedom. We love the right for people to worship freely, to speak freely, and we're not going to change, and neither will they. We got attacked on September the 11th, and this nation must never forget the lessons of September the 11th. (Applause.)

We must never forget the lives lost. We must never forget the fact that oceans no longer protect us from an enemy which hates us. We must never forget the nature of our enemy. These people are nothing but cold-blooded killers. They've hijacked a great religion and kill innocent men, women, and children. They know no law. They know no rules. We must remember that the best way to deal with this enemy is to stay on the offensive. We must not tire, we must not weary, we must not be afraid. (Applause.)

This administration is leading the world to make the world more secure. We have a solemn duty, not only to our homeland, but to help others who embrace freedom. History has called us into action, and we will not let history down. (Applause.) We must remember that one of the lessons of September the 11th is these killers will try to find safe harbor. And that's why I laid out a new doctrine for American foreign policy. It said, if you harbor a terrorist, if you feed a terrorist, if you hide a terrorist, you're just as guilty as the terrorists. (Applause.)

It's important, as you begin to make the case for this administration that not only do we lay out doctrine, but more importantly, we enforce doctrine. (Applause.) And the Taliban found out what we meant. (Applause.) Because of the bravery of our troops in Afghanistan, America is more secure, the world is more peaceful, and the people of that country are now free. (Applause.)

One of the important lessons of September the 11th, 2001 is that our country must deal with gathering threats before they materialize, before they come back to haunt us. And that's what we did in Iraq. We saw a gathering threat, a man who had possessed and used weapons of mass destruction on his own people, a man who sponsored terror, a man who is a danger in the region in which he lived.

But it wasn't just us who recognized a threat. Free nations recognized the threat. The United Nations passed resolution after resolution after resolution calling upon Mr. Saddam Hussein to disclose his weapons and to disarm. And finally, in Security Council resolution 1441, led by the United States, he was told that he had one, final chance to disarm -- disclose what he had and disarm, or there would be serious consequences. The world spoke, he chose defiance, and Saddam Hussein is no more. (Applause.)

The lessons of September the 11th are lessons we must not forget. I was not about to leave the security of the American people in the hands of a madman. (Applause.) I was not going to stand by and wait and trust the sanity and restraint of Mr. Saddam Hussein.

So our coalition acted, and we acted in one of the swiftest and most humane military campaigns in history. (Applause.) Iraq is free, America is more secure. (Applause.) Since the liberation of Iraq, our investigators have found evidence of a clandestine network of biological laboratories, advanced design work on prohibited long-range missiles, an elaborate campaign to hide these illegal programs.

There's a lot more to investigate. Yet it is now undeniable -- undeniable -- that Saddam Hussein was in clear violation of United Nations Security Council resolution 1441. It is undeniable that Saddam Hussein was a deceiver and a danger. The Security Council was right to demand that Saddam disarm. And America was right to enforce that demand. (Applause.) Thanks to our brave troops and a coalition of nations, America is now more secure, the world is more peaceful and Iraq is free.

Iraq is a free of a brutal dictator. Iraq is free of the man who caused there to be mass graves. Iraq is free of rape rooms and torture chambers. Iraq is free of a brutal thug. America did the right thing. (Applause.)

One of the problems we faced when we came was that morale in our military was beginning to suffer. So this administration worked with the Congress to pass new budgets for our defense, budgets that would meet the threats of a new era. And today, nobody in this world can question the skill and the spirit and the strength of the United States military. (Applause.) In order to win this war on terror, our military must be strong. I will keep the United States military strong. (Applause.)

We faced another problem. You might remember that in March of 2000, the stock market began to decline, and right about the time we got sworn in, the country was headed into a recession. That's a problem. That's a challenge, mainly a challenge for people who want to work. It's a challenge for those who have got to put bread on the table for their families.

And just as the economy was kind of getting better, thanks to a historic tax cut -- (applause) -- the enemy hit us. September the 11th hurt. But we're dealing with that. I said then that it didn't matter how long it's going to take, those who inflicted harm on America would be brought to justice. And that's precisely what we're doing. (Applause.)

The battles in Afghanistan and Iraq affected consumer confidence. Corporate scandals affected consumer confidence, but we acted. We weren't timid. We did what we thought was right. We not only passed one tax relief package for the American people, we passed two, because we know when you have more money in your pocket, it's your choice to save, or to spend, or invest. More money means more growth, and more growth means more jobs. (Applause.)

There's more to do. We need to make sure we open up markets for America's entrepreneurs and farmers and ranchers. And while we open up markets, this administration will make sure that trade is not only free, but it is fair. (Applause.)

We need an energy plan. We need reliable sources of energy. For the sake of national security and economic security, we need to be less relied on foreign sources of energy. (Applause.)

We need tort reform. (Applause.) And we've got to make sure that there's certainty in the tax code. This tax relief we passed, because of a quirk in the rules, will go away. For the sake of economic vitality, for the sake of job creation, the Congress must make the tax relief permanent. (Applause.)

This administration has got a strong agenda to keep this nation secure and prosperous. And we lead. We're willing to stake out the high ground and lead. My job, as your President, is to set great goals worthy of a great nation.

First, this country is committed to expanding the realm of freedom and peace, not only for our own security, but for the benefit of the world. It is essential that this nation not grow weary in the war on terror. It's essential that we remain determined and strong. You see, the enemies want to create a sense of fear and intrepidation. They don't understand America like I know America. This nation will not be intimidated. We will continue our war on terror until this threat to civilization is removed. (Applause.)

But the war on terror is more than just chasing down the killers or holding tyrants to account. The war on terror -- our security comes in the war on terror from the spread of human liberty. (Applause.) See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction. Free nations do not intimidate their neighbors. Free nations are peaceful nations. And so one of the missions of this administration is to spread freedom. I understand that freedom is the deepest need and hope of every heart. And I believe that freedom is the right of every person, and the future of every nation. And that's exactly what we're now doing in Iraq. We believe that freedom is not America's gift to the world, we believe that freedom is God's gift to each and every individual. (Applause.)

And so we're working in Iraq, working with other nations to make sure that Iraq is free and peaceful. Terrorists don't like that. Freedom is a threat. Freedom contradicts their way of life. A free Iraq in the middle of the Middle East will change the world. This is historic times. This nation will stay the course until Iraq is free and peaceful and prosperous. (Applause.)

And in our own country, we must work for a society of prosperity and compassion, and compassion, so that every single citizen has a chance to work and succeed and realize the great promise of this country. That starts with making sure that everybody can find work. This administration understands the role of government is not to create wealth, but an environment in which the entrepreneur can flourish, in which small businesses grow to be big businesses. We will stay with our pro-growth policy until our fellow citizens can find a job.

We understand that a compassionate and hopeful tomorrow requires that every child be educated. We have led on this issue. We called for Congress to pass historic education reforms, and they responded. And now, in return for record amounts of federal money, we expect every public school in America to teach the basics.

And we say, you must measure to show us whether or not a child can read or write and add and subtract. And if they can't, there will be extra resources to help that child. But at some point in time, if a child is trapped in a school which will not teach and will not change, we believe the parent ought to have different options to liberate that child. No child should be left behind in America. (Applause.)

A hopeful tomorrow -- make sure America keeps its promises. We have led on the issue of Medicare. The House passed a bill, the Senate passed a bill. They're working out differences to give seniors more choices, more options, just like the members of Congress have, and at the same time, prescription drug coverage. Congress needs to come together and get a good Medicare bill to my desk. (Applause.)

There are a lot of ways to make sure America remains hopeful: a prosperous economy, good health care, a great education system. But we must remember that in our society, there are some who seem hopelessly lost, some who hurt, some who are lonely. Government can pass out money, but it cannot put hope in a person's heart or a sense of purpose in a person's life. And that's why the job of the President is to capture the great spirit of our country, to call people to service.

I recognize that our strength is not in our armies or in our pocketbooks. Our strength is in the hearts and souls of American citizens, people from all faiths, all walks of life -- (applause) -- whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves. No, that's our strength.

In order to make sure this country meets the great goal of hope and respect and decency, the President must be willing to rely upon the strength of the country. And that's why I put forth a faith-based initiative, recognizing that in our houses of worship of all faiths, we find love and compassion and decency.

There are some whose problems can only be solved when a brother or sister puts their arm around you and says, I love you; what can I do to help you; I want to mentor you, I want to teach you how to read; I'll provide food if you're hungry, shelter if you need a place to stay. No, the strength of this country is the heart and soul of the American people, the decency, the compassion, the soldiers in the armies of compassion.

There's no question in my mind that America will be a hopeful place. And there's no question in my mind that with your help, with your help, in November of 2004 we will win a great victory and will continue to work to keep America strong and secure and prosperous and free. (Applause.)

Thank you all for coming. May God bless. (Applause.) God bless you all. (Applause.)

END 8:18 P.M. EDT


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PostSat Aug 07, 2004 3:36 pm    

When is the last time the U.S. built a WMD? Look it up.

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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 11:08 am    

http://slate.msn.com/id/2099425/ ?

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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 12:29 pm    

LightningBoy wrote:
When is the last time the U.S. built a WMD? Look it up.


Agreed, good point.

Quote:
But the war on terror is more than just chasing down the killers or holding tyrants to account. The war on terror -- our security comes in the war on terror from the spread of human liberty. (Applause.) See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction. Free nations do not intimidate their neighbors. Free nations are peaceful nations. And so one of the missions of this administration is to spread freedom. I understand that freedom is the deepest need and hope of every heart. And I believe that freedom is the right of every person, and the future of every nation. And that's exactly what we're now doing in Iraq. We believe that freedom is not America's gift to the world, we believe that freedom is God's gift to each and every individual. (Applause.)


You should read the whole paragraph too...And either way, this IS stereotypical, and what have YOU said, Seven?

And Kyre, that is just an accusation and is not true. It is propaganda.



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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 12:55 pm    

Republican_Man wrote:
It is propaganda.


You are one sad, sad little boy. Before you get out of school, get out of Bush's ass. I can guarantee you didn't even read the article. Hell, it may be propaganda, like you say, but you had your mind made up before you even clicked the link.

Do it for yourself. Save yourself.


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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 1:09 pm    

Kyre wrote:
Republican_Man wrote:
It is propaganda.


You are one sad, sad little boy. Before you get out of school, get out of Bush's ass. I can guarantee you didn't even read the article. Hell, it may be propaganda, like you say, but you had your mind made up before you even clicked the link.

Do it for yourself. Save yourself.


I DID read it, and I don't really believe it, but you don't have to be such an idiotic jerk about it.



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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 1:29 pm    

Kyre, knock it off. If you've a point to make, make it. There is no reason for that kind of attitude, and it will not be tolerated. RM has made no derogatory remarks towards you, and you will treat him with the same courtesy. It's none of your concern how emphatic he is in his beleifs, they are his.
Watch what you say, or stay out of WN. That simple.



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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 1:53 pm    

Theresa wrote:
Kyre, knock it off. If you've a point to make, make it. There is no reason for that kind of attitude, and it will not be tolerated. RM has made no derogatory remarks towards you, and you will treat him with the same courtesy. It's none of your concern how emphatic he is in his beleifs, they are his.
Watch what you say, or stay out of WN. That simple.


The fact that I cannot get the point across is the very reason why I have to resort to such immature, derogatory remarks. If RM would break away from his worship of Bush for a mere second...

I have nothing against RM, just his crazy political mission.


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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 2:07 pm    

Kyre wrote:
Theresa wrote:
Kyre, knock it off. If you've a point to make, make it. There is no reason for that kind of attitude, and it will not be tolerated. RM has made no derogatory remarks towards you, and you will treat him with the same courtesy. It's none of your concern how emphatic he is in his beleifs, they are his.
Watch what you say, or stay out of WN. That simple.


The fact that I cannot get the point across is the very reason why I have to resort to such immature, derogatory remarks. If RM would break away from his worship of Bush for a mere second...

I have nothing against RM, just his crazy political mission.


OMG, Kyre, cut it out! I do not worship Bush, but I see that he is a good President, etc, okay! If you can't see that and put it like someone "worships Bush," then you have some SERIOUS problems! Stop being such an idiot, please! And I HAVE NO POLITICAL MISSION!

II don't believe that you have nothing against me.

Oh, and by the way: I woship GOD AND JESUS, NOT A PRESIDENT, NOT ANYONE LIVING ON THIS EARTH, OKAY!!!!! OR ARE YOU SO BLINDED AND IDIOTIC THAT YOU CANNOT SEE THAT!!!
((I mean no offense to you, however, but...))



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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 3:35 pm    

Kyre wrote:


The fact that I cannot get the point across is the very reason why I have to resort to such immature, derogatory remarks.




There is never a good reason for putting someone down like that. A heated discussion is one thing, but being derogatory? You really think that's going to make him listen to you? Hardly.



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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 3:45 pm    

You don't believe the article? Check out the source

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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 3:50 pm    

The article in contention is from "Slate"....


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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 4:40 pm    

Kyre might have gotten really annoyed, I did a few weeks ago when I got frustrated about someone ignoring me. I should have gone out of WN, but didn't. After that I have been more careful though. Saying that he shouldn't have said what he did. RM doesn't seem to accept that Bush is doing anything wrong most of the time though. It doesn't happen that way. Why do you think the secret agencies are secret? Its because they do things for the country the public wouldn't appove of. All countries are like that, don't get me wrong thinking I am just against America.

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PostSun Aug 08, 2004 6:09 pm    

Quote:
If RM would break away from his worship of Bush for a mere second...



It seems that, to most Liberals, major support of a President if you are a Republican is "worship," and that's just not right nor true.


Jeremy wrote:
Kyre might have gotten really annoyed, I did a few weeks ago when I got frustrated about someone ignoring me. I should have gone out of WN, but didn't. After that I have been more careful though. Saying that he shouldn't have said what he did. RM doesn't seem to accept that Bush is doing anything wrong most of the time though. It doesn't happen that way. Why do you think the secret agencies are secret? Its because they do things for the country the public wouldn't appove of. All countries are like that, don't get me wrong thinking I am just against America.


Here are a few things I don't like about Bush:
-Immigration Proposal
-Budget Deficit
-Something else that I can't think of right now but will soon...



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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 9:29 am    

Let me get us back on topic, which is "funny political quotes"

Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western Civilization wrote:
I think it would be a good idea.



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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 1:36 pm    

Captain Dappet wrote:
Let me get us back on topic, which is "funny political quotes"

Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western Civilization wrote:
I think it would be a good idea.



This IS the topic, and the quotes become stereotypical and may seem as attacks on another if someone posts it.

(Seven's quote was not funny)



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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:08 pm    

OK, not a quote, but a joke. I found it funny



One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside
here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same
man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is
not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the
President and doesn't reside here.

Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."


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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:11 pm    

Great!
Wow that IS funny!
Do the same thing for Bush if, God Forbid, Kerry is elected and I will now dismiss it not necessarily as funny, but as a joke, nonethess.
And to think that you're a Liberal!



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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:13 pm    

I don't like Kerry either, the flip-flopper
(That's the great thing about being in England, I don't have to like either of them )

Here's my favourite Kerry quote, so far:P

John F. Kerry wrote:
We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."


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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:17 pm    

Seven of Nine wrote:
I don't like Kerry either, the flip-flopper
(That's the great thing about being in England, I don't have to like either of them )

Here's my favourite Kerry quote, so far:P

John F. Kerry wrote:
We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."


That is odd, and funny, HOWEVER I'm sure that it is a mistake on his part, and he meant the "best educated people..." subtracting American.



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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:18 pm    

Yes, it was a mistake, but it's a funny one

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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:22 pm    

Another one (I'm going to post any that I find funny, no matter who said them )
John F. Kerry wrote:
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.


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PostMon Aug 09, 2004 2:25 pm    

Seven of Nine wrote:
Another one (I'm going to post any that I find funny, no matter who said them )
John F. Kerry wrote:
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.


Oh, good! That IS funny...I guess that pointing out little errors like that can be funny, so post any Bush ones that you have noticed if you would like.



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