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GhostOfAMemory
Star-crossed Voyager
Joined: 06 Sep 2003
Posts: 4322
Location: My computer... duh
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 Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:17 am X-Files Caption Contest 4! *WINNER POSTED FOR 3RD CONTEST* |
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And our winners are...
1st: Triam_Paris! | Quote: | | Mulder: ... pull the sword from the stone and I... will be King Arthur |
2nd: Sevenofninenz! | Quote: | Mulder: Hey, Scully, If I picked up this sword, do you think it would scare those darn aliens?
Scully: Why don't you do this *Does a scary pose off camera* |
3rd: Gondor Girl! | Quote: | Mulder: I don't wanna pull it out, last time I did, it swung up and hit me in the head.
Scully: Just pull out the sword, Mulder. |
Now for our 4th contest!
You know what to do! Contest ends Tuesday unless we don't have enough entries, in wich case it will last longer 
Last edited by GhostOfAMemory on Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:26 pm; edited 6 times in total
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:15 am |
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this one just asks for a whole lot of funny captions!
Mulder: "You think this pose will make front page of the FBI newspaper?"
Scully: "I certainly don't hope so!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Link, the Hero of Time
Vice Admiral
Joined: 15 Sep 2001
Posts: 5581
Location: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
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| Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:47 am |
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Mulder: "Ready Scully. You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out..."
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"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." President Thomas Jefferson
"A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:48 pm |
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Scully; I guess supergluing our butts together wasn't such a great idea after all...
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Mustkillbret
Rear Admiral
Joined: 19 Mar 2004
Posts: 2945
Location: Here and There, Mostly There
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| Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:03 am |
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Mulder: get ready to jump really slowly...
Scully: Matrix is soo last wedensday 
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:29 am |
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Mulder: (through clenched teeth) If we stay perfectly still... the dinosaur... will not... be able to see us
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Oliver
Thought Maker
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 6096
Location: Antwerp, Belgium
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| Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:52 am |
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The only Siamese twin in the whole world attached with their butts dressed up to resemble special agents for the FBI! Come see them do tricks on command and smile for the camera! Now only 5 US dollars! Wednesday night, don�t miss it. Pleasure guaranteed�
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Scully: �Are you sure this is how to do it?�
Mulder: �Positive. I just studied the alien manual on how to make love.�
Scully: �I don�t know; I�m not sure this is working.�
Mulder: �Just shut up and concentrate will you?�
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:14 am |
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Mulder: "Alright, we both take ten steps, then turn around and who ever flips his FBI badge fastest goes home with a dead alien"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Mustkillbret
Rear Admiral
Joined: 19 Mar 2004
Posts: 2945
Location: Here and There, Mostly There
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| Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:44 am |
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Mulder: if we stay here long enough maybe we'll get rich
Scully: screw you, i am *runs away*
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GhostOfAMemory
Star-crossed Voyager
Joined: 06 Sep 2003
Posts: 4322
Location: My computer... duh
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| Mon Jul 19, 2004 1:16 am |
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Ooo some of these are really good!! I have a few in mind... but we have some time left So if you haven't posted a caption yet *Or you've only done one* Post!!! 
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- The road goes ever on and on, down from door where it began; Now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow, if I can -
Jesus loves you! God bless
Go to www.purevolume.com/leahcoiro NOW or face anhilation! BWAHA!
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Mustkillbret
Rear Admiral
Joined: 19 Mar 2004
Posts: 2945
Location: Here and There, Mostly There
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| Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:51 am |
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 ive already done two! (and they're not good )
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Gondor Girl
Princess of Ithilien
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Posts: 3966
Location: Henneth Anun, Ithilien
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Scully: Did I ever tell you I'm afraid of cameras?
Mulder: Who cares about cameras? This nitrus oxide stuff is great!
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Gondor! Gondor, between the mountains and the sea
West wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree
Fell like bright rain in the gardens of the Kings of old
O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold...
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Gondor Girl
Princess of Ithilien
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Posts: 3966
Location: Henneth Anun, Ithilien
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| Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:42 am |
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Might as well post another one.
Scully: Maybe getting our bottoms enlarged wasn't such a good idea.
Mulder: I don't know. I kinda' like it.
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Gondor! Gondor, between the mountains and the sea
West wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree
Fell like bright rain in the gardens of the Kings of old
O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold...
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Gondor Girl
Princess of Ithilien
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Posts: 3966
Location: Henneth Anun, Ithilien
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| Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:02 am |
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Mulder: Well if you don't like my whistling, you don't have to listen to it.
Scully: *thinking* If that's the way you're going to be about it, I'll just discreetly give you a wet willy.
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Gondor! Gondor, between the mountains and the sea
West wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree
Fell like bright rain in the gardens of the Kings of old
O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold...
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Mustkillbret
Rear Admiral
Joined: 19 Mar 2004
Posts: 2945
Location: Here and There, Mostly There
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Mulder: if you don't get your finger out of my ear, i'll sqaush your head into a teeny tiny little ball...
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Jeremy
J's Guy
Joined: 03 Oct 2002
Posts: 7823
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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Mulder: It's sooo romantic the way you poke my ear.
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Link, the Hero of Time
Vice Admiral
Joined: 15 Sep 2001
Posts: 5581
Location: Kokori Forest, Hyrule
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| Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:40 pm |
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Scully: "Na noo, Na noo."
*Waiting*
Scully: "See Mulder, I told you the 'Mork and Mindy' thing Wouldn't work."
Mulder: "Just keep trying! If i saw it work on TV, it MUST be true!"
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"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." President Thomas Jefferson
"A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
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Gondor Girl
Princess of Ithilien
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Posts: 3966
Location: Henneth Anun, Ithilien
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| Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:49 pm |
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Mulder: I don't wanna pull it out, last time I did, it swung up and hit me in the head.
Scully: Just pull out the sword, Mulder.
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Gondor! Gondor, between the mountains and the sea
West wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree
Fell like bright rain in the gardens of the Kings of old
O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold...
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:42 am |
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Mulder: Hey, Scully, If I picked up this sword, do you think it would scare those damn aliens?
Scully: Why don't you do this *Does a scary pose off camera*
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:35 pm |
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Mulder: ... pull the sword from the stone and I... will be King Arthur
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:55 am |
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Scully: Hey Mulder, I never though hitting aliens over the head with a baseball bat would be so fun!!!!!!
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Gondor Girl
Princess of Ithilien
Joined: 27 Sep 2003
Posts: 3966
Location: Henneth Anun, Ithilien
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| Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:36 am |
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Mulder: If you adjust your arms like this, and then hit the ball at just the right angle, we should be able to knock that UFO clear out of the sky.
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Gondor! Gondor, between the mountains and the sea
West wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree
Fell like bright rain in the gardens of the Kings of old
O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold...
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