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Mustkillbret
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PostMon Jul 26, 2004 12:58 pm    

Doctor: I knew I shouldn't have added those hangover subroutines to my programme...


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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
Ballet Babe


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PostMon Jul 26, 2004 8:32 pm    

*whispering* "Can I tell you a secret? I see dead people!"

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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
Ballet Babe


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PostMon Jul 26, 2004 8:36 pm    

"Next time someone has gas, please warn me! My new inhale/exhale program is quite sensative to toxic gases such as those caused from Nelix's cooking."

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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade


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PostTue Jul 27, 2004 8:12 am    

Kes: What's wrong?
Doctor: Nothings wrong, but my singing is so beautiful.


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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel


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PostTue Jul 27, 2004 2:39 pm    

'' Doctor: Let be Mr. Paris, none of tails about Captain Proton.''

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Sevenofninenz
Commodore


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PostTue Jul 27, 2004 4:46 pm    

Doctor: She loves me, she really really loves me. *shys*


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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT

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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
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PostTue Jul 27, 2004 9:59 pm    

To be, or not to be. That is the question to which I cannot find an answer.

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Lionel the Lonely
Freshman Cadet


Joined: 28 Jul 2004
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PostWed Jul 28, 2004 3:25 am    

i think i'm gonna hurl.


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Leo Wyatt
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PostWed Jul 28, 2004 4:58 am    

'' Doctor: How can that be that Tuvok and Neelix was in the holoodeck playing pool together and laughing? Oh I think I am going to pass out.''
'' Tom: Doctor, Doctor Doctor, wake up we have causalties.''
'' Doctor: Oh what a nightmare.''


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Five - seveN
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PostThu Jul 29, 2004 5:18 am    

Ooooh.... That's one hell of a star!

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sabertooth1217
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PostThu Jul 29, 2004 9:57 am    

I hate it when my progam frezzes up....

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Leo Wyatt
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PostThu Jul 29, 2004 10:05 am    

'' I hate it when Neelix comes in here and tells me stories about Talaxia.

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Lee Jordan
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PostThu Jul 29, 2004 2:13 pm    

Doctor: Was I just slapped by Janeway, Torres, and Kes all at the same time.


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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway

"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."

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DeltasVoyager
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PostThu Jul 29, 2004 3:23 pm    

oh Kes, please kiss me before I die

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Five - seveN
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 2:47 am    

I will resist.

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Sevenofninenz
Commodore


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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 3:27 am    

Robert Picardo: I got the part as the doctor on Star Trek Voyager.


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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT

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Omet'Ikilan
Jem'hadar First


Joined: 28 Jul 2004
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 3:41 am    

Docter-Uhhh....dealing with all these "space-sick" people is makeing me feel a little "space-sick"

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Lee Jordan
Lieutenant, Junior Grade


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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 7:52 am    

Doctor: Oh this is what it feels to be assimalated.


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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway

"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."

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Crash Overide
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 8:04 am    

It's about time I got my nose done

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Tuvok8917
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 8:10 am    

Doctor:Neelix please stop i don`t like cooking i am a doctor you know and i want to SLEEP!!!
Neelix:but doctor you must try this recipe it`s chicken and carrot`s and...
Doctor:Neelix please let me sleep pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!


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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 8:24 am    

Doctor: I have something in my eye. Kes are you there? Doctor to Kes, Please report to sickbay.


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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway

"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."

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Lee Jordan
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 8:31 am    

When is this going to end?


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Here is a good quote from Captain Janeway

"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain: keep you shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... And never abandon a member of your crew."

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Leo Wyatt
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 12:17 pm    

'' Doctor: Did I just see Tuvok, hug Neelix? Is my eyes playing tricks on me Lt. Paris? I feel like I am going to pass out again. [passing out on to the floor.]

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Angeldust
The Mob Queen


Joined: 28 Jul 2004
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PostFri Jul 30, 2004 7:25 pm    

Doctor: You mean I was always bald??


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"You want to dance with the angels? Then embroider me with gold; and I will fly with the angels...and you can dance with me."

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sabertooth1217
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PostSat Jul 31, 2004 4:30 pm    

Sometimes I think Tom Paris has a funny sense of Humor for freezinf my progam... Other times i want to kill him.

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