Funny

Sonic74205 · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:12 pm Funny**

A friend sent me this in an e-mail and i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe!

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

Josi Rockholt · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:16 pm**

I actually had to re-read that. Pretty funny.

Greg87 · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:17 pm**

LOL, ive heard it before but its still great !!!!!!!!!!

B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9 · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:04 pm**

i wasn't laughing my head off, but it was cute!

Ronevick · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:18 pm**

^Yeah, same here lol. Very nice.

Tyvek · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:43 pm**

Three female co-workers notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and goes to bed early. The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house. The next day, the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "No way! Yesterday I almost got caught!"