Possible New Children's Book Titles

Sarah Connor · **Sat Jul 03, 2004 12:54 pm**

How About This One:

Great Hand Motions to Show Your Friends

Zippy · **Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:31 pm**

<see that? i'm so proud!

superwoman · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:20 am**

^You truely are an amusing person

Tyvek · **Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:22 pm**

My favorite Books as a child were

Lonely Bob and the Sheep

Big Bro and the Magical Dress

and

Mommys Playthings

Commander Magado · **Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:01 pm**

how about "the greatness of 'R' rated movies"

Mustkillbret · **Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:57 pm**

funn-ay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Magado · **Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:51 pm**

i laugh at your uniqueness

Mustkillbret · **Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:18 pm**

mine or his?

B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9 · **Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:43 pm**

I really think a lot of people on this forum need to lighten up. When i made that post with the picture of a tombstone from the 1800s joking that Morphy was a ghost, like a percent of the people responded were like "oh that's not funny...etc". Morphy himself thought it was hilarious! I think those book titles are AWESOME! I want to put them in a fwd and email them to my friends. LOL

Zippy · **Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:51 am**

i got them off a jokes website, and thought of a couple of them, but i thought they were funny, thats why i put them on here.

Admiral_Tom_Paris · Commodore Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Posts: 1785

those were so funny

Voyager` · **Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:18 pm**

how about

how to get your parents for child abuse if they spank you.

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:28 am**

I'm not gunna say "You people are sick!" but seriously... I don't find that funny. So sue me

And your morphy pic scared me!!

For a second I thot u were serious and he was dead I was like... "WHA?! Oh, okay

"

CaptianCircuitGod · **Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:30 am**

ok I'll sue you..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:34 am**

OH NO! *finds a lawyer* HAH!

CaptianCircuitGod · **Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:37 am**

Takes the guy who got OJ off and he uses his Chubacca closing argument. (from south park)

Zippy · **Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:42 pm**

hey captIAn...how about you take your little discussion elsewhere...

*starts rolling up sleeves*

Zippy · **Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:39 pm**

anyway...funny stuff

Commander Magado · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:04 am**

its been a while.

how about
the cool things you see with marijuana

tomparis · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:45 am**

Meh. My first post was somewhat harsh. I was in a semi-bad mood (how I remember, I know not). I look back, and, yeah, a majority are funny. Some I still don't like.

Starbuck · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:22 am**

meh lets call one "your adopted and your parents don't love you"

madlilnerd · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:22 pm**

Um, we actually have a book in the school library called The Pop Up Book of The Human Anatomy...

But, yes, some folks need to lighten up. I don't remember that morphy tombstone thing, but I did find a tombstone generator on the internet and use it to make people think I was a vampire. And I've used a love heart generator to make someone think that aliens like candy

Captain Dappet · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:47 pm**

I would so buy "You were an accident" and "Daddy drinks because you cry".

EDIT: I forgot "That's it, I'm putting you up for adoption!" that's also something I would buy.

EDIT 2: And "Your Nightmares are Real"

madlilnerd · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:13 pm**

I was planned... but my nightmares are real.

Captain Dappet · **Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:22 pm**

I don't have true nightmares.

But, yes...I could buy those books for a kid. I would be such a good parent!