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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire


Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor

PostWed Jun 23, 2004 3:27 pm    

Neelix:OK, Its called food u guys. Its something u eat.

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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
Lieutenant, Junior Grade


Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 101
Location: In a cave.

PostThu Jun 24, 2004 10:23 pm    

Woman: *looks at the man lovingly*
Man: *Looks back in the same way*
Neelix: uhh, guys, hate to break it up but the tricoder's on fire.



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voyager rules!
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Joined: 10 Mar 2004
Posts: 173
Location: I've reached home ...

PostFri Jun 25, 2004 10:10 pm    

Neelix: Is there a problem?

Crewwoman: (Uncertainly)Neelix, what exactly's in that?

Neelix: Err ... why?

Crewman: Internal scanners have detected a minor plasma leak in this section.

Neelix: It was only a little!



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American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American flag ...
They fight for one another.
- Lt. General Hal Moore - We Were Soldiers

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Sarah Connor
Rear Admiral


Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 3644
Location: Kentucky

PostSat Jun 26, 2004 10:56 pm    

Neelix: "What are you doing here?"
Woman: "Well..The doc sent me."
Man: "And Tuvok sent me."
Neelix: "Why?"
Woman: "The doctor wanted an estimation on how many patients he will have."
Neelix: "About 10"
Man: "And I had to bring this dirty sock for you for supper."
Neelix: "Finall it arrives!" Adds sock to soup, "Want some?"


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angelesprimal
Lieutenant, Junior Grade


Joined: 11 Sep 2001
Posts: 71
Location: Adelaide, south Australia

PostMon Jun 28, 2004 5:37 am    

Woman: See I told you...
Man: Hey you're right! His nose does remind me of the tip of a *beep*!



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Sarah Connor
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PostTue Jun 29, 2004 6:29 pm    

Hello?? Its been a week...

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Defiant
Fleet Admiral


Joined: 04 Jul 2001
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Location: Oregon City, OR

PostTue Jun 29, 2004 6:43 pm    

It has indeed. But im sure ol' 327 cant get to this now, otherwise he/she would.

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Sarah Connor
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PostThu Jul 01, 2004 10:21 pm    

Heeeellllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooo?!?

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IntrepidIsMe
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Joined: 14 Jun 2002
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Location: New York

PostThu Jul 01, 2004 10:50 pm    

Posting "hello" won't get the person here any faster.....


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"Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."

-Wuthering Heights

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Zippy
Commodore


Joined: 15 Jun 2004
Posts: 1790
Location: i'm where i should be

PostFri Jul 02, 2004 4:29 am    

here's one

Chic: The signal is coming from over here...Neelix, what's in the pot?\
Neelix: Uhhh, Why?
Dude: Because Crewman Smith turned up missing, and we tracked her Comm Badge to this spot.



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-zippy

Fun, Nice, Simple

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Starfleet #327
Captain


Joined: 27 Aug 2003
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Location: Australia

PostSat Jul 03, 2004 1:51 am    

Please Close this & Sticky the New one. Thanks.

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